Jesus. Now we’re just playing with fire.
While Mel Gibson becomes more and more of a Hollywood pariah, his ex Oksana Grigorieva has been offered a spread in Playboy who apparently heard all that talk about her “fakers.” TMZ reports:
Sources close to the offer tell us Playboy is willing to fork over a cool $75,000 for her trouble — and to sweeten the deal, they’re even willing to give Oksana the cover … a pretty enticing move for a struggling musician looking for some non-Mel publicity.
Keep in mind JWoww was offered $400,000 for a similar deal, but I think it’s safe to say Jersey Shore is somehow a tad more popular than some gold-digging Russian singer Mel Gibson threatened to light on fire because apparently we live in a cold, humorless world. That and I’m pretty sure JWoww would never jacuzzi first. You don’t want to reward that kind of behavior.
UPDATE: She turned down the offer.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Playboy is desperate.
BTW, now that I seem my comment is first, so what? There’s no prize, and any indication at all that one has been haunting a site like this is hardly a self-esteem booster. In fact, I could go for a morphine drip right about now (with a latte chaser).
Speaking as a Jew I think she should hold out for more.
First of all, I know for a fact that you’re not the ONLY HETERO in this joint. Secondly, are you sure you’re hetero? Have you tried gay sex? Test yourself. Throw a bukkake party for your friends and you be the “girl.” Then get back to us.
Geez Lady – what’s with all the hostility baby? You know for a fact? An absolute fact?
Shit are you just pissed no one congratulated you on being “first”? Well fuck it – here you go: CONGRATULATIONS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
There feel better? I know I do.
Hey Hetero, that’s TAB, and he’s really butthurt over all the “FIRST” harassment he took.
Hostility? My gentle teasing is no more hostile than is your moniker. Who are you, Abe Foxman?
For a fact, yes, an “absolute fact,” what’s that? Something Hegel would believe in?
As for feeling better after being called a “WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT” by someone who reads “hostility” into kidding, no.
First of all, I know for a fact that you’re not the ONLY HETERO in this joint. Secondly, are you sure you’re hetero? Have you tried gay sex? Test yourself. Throw a bukkake party for your friends and you be the “girl.” Then get back to us.
Oh but I kid…..teeheehee….
Seriously….SERIOUSLY?!
Another jew hating douchebag.
The Only hetero who monitors a celebrity website 24/7?
Riightttt. When you are spotted trolling in a gay bar, will you declare “I’m the only hetero in this joint?”
When you are found with a large cock in you mouth, will you mumble “I’m the only hetero sucking cock in this joint”?
Yes I am monitoring this site 24/7 – I’m watching you kelley.
Face it: You’re a jew hater.
Hey Hetero the Homo, what’s with all this pathetic “jew hater” bullshit? Damn I bet the superior white guys gave you a rough life growing up into the soft worm you have become.
You say you are not gay but here you are in a gossip column all day every day.
Suspect.
Lady Blah Blah > dick loving douchebag that pretends to be straight
I would also like to add Kelley to my post.
“hostility,” “jew hater,”…oy. Lighten up bubbe, and quit kvetching.
Lady you can talk the talk but can you WALK THE WALK. ?
Walk a mile in MY yarmulke you Nazi bee OTCH!
No, I can’t walk a mile in your yamrulke any more than I (or you) can walk a mile in the shoes of someone who isn’t “HETERO.” I don’t take your “ONLY HETERO in this Joint” to mean that like the Nazis you hate “homosexuals” and hope and assume you don’t intend it that way.
And likewise I will assume that you don’t hate on Lady GaGa (You jew hating bitch!)
Oh I get it Lady Blah Blah – You’re one of those types that thinks the Washington Redskins should change their name because it is offensive to American Indians…
Jesus Christ – go hug a tree…or a penis.
Time for me to sit shiva for you, though your parents probably did that a long time ago.
Better yet: Sit on a penis – It will do remarkable things for your sour bitter outlook on life.
(Anxiously awaiting your response you fat piece of shit.)
Not being one to deny someone who’s suffers from anxiety, nosh on a shvartze shwanz until you get the schmeer, and then tell us if you’re still the only hetero in this joint.
Lady you’re like a broken record you sad sack of shit – we get it: YOU want to see a hetero male take it up the arse from Gavin Rossdale.
Message received. Boring. Get a new bit you lame fat ass.
Oh and you’re still a jew hater.
so what’s wrong with being a jew hater?
“YOU want to see a hetero male take it up the arse from Gavin Rossdale.”
I was thinking David Beckham for you, but if you prefer Gavin…
“Get a new bit you lame fat ass.”
You’re not exactly Lenny Bruce yourself, more like Tammy Bruce if you ask me.
“Oh and you’re still a jew hater.”
I’m crazy about the Jews. Without Jews, there’d be no pornography, usury, or comedy.
Duke -
Nothing. I hate myself.
I’m running on pure hate babee!
Now where did I put that nickel…..? Lady lift up off the couch for a sec….
Whaddya mean ya can’t…?!
Tammy Bruce/Lenny Bruce.
Comedy gold Lady…You’re a brilliant social commentator and funny as shit. Too bad you couldn’t have been there to make my ancestors giggle when the Einsatzgruppen was doing its thing…
Keep spinning that comedy magic you fat piece of crap.
Einsatzgruppen, the branch of the SS that Ohio Republican congressional candidate Rich Lott was into dressing up as for “historic reenactments”? Sure, Rich.
If I was there when your ancestors were getting the Einstatzgruppen treatment, I hope I would have had the chutzpah to do something, however ineffective, that would get me a posthumous commemoration in Yad Vashem’s Righteous Among the Nations. Don’t get me started.
Is this the chick that had 12 babies? Why would we want to see her naked?
Wrong one – this one still needs to get boinked by 10 more rich celebrities and “accidently” get pregnant. 2 down 10 to go….
Octo-Rusky
she is the UGLIEST bitch alive…wow the plastic surgery…she is fucking ugly up close.
This woman hits it hard with Hollywood leading men … I’d like to see what’s under the hood.
Do we really want to see a 40 year old mother of two naked? WTF Playboy???
Oh wait, I forgot…Playboy isn’t a magazine for pictures of naked women any more, it’s a magazine for clothed glamor shots of celebrities, cartoon characters, and the only nudes we get are aging actresses past their prime trying to show they’re still sexy (they aren’t).
Christie Hefner drove that company into the toilet, nothing can save them now.
I want to see Amy Winehouse naked, covered in Cocaine.
You might want to go check the alley near her house….
Just sayin…
So JWOWW was offered $400,000 and she is only offered $75,000?
This does not compute.
You don’t understand why a 23 year old with fake tits might get offered more money to pose naked than a 40+ year old mother of two?
really? Oh wait, you’re a chick. You probably don’t understand that the monetary value of a woman peaks at about 17 and goes rapidly downhill with time, weight, and pregnancy. Oksana is only even being offered $75K for novelty freak-show value.
umm is there a new superficial writer? or has he just gotten a shitload less funny lately….
That’s right America, let’s just reward this gold-digging cunt even more. Mel is an ass but the fact that she tried this same gambit before, and failed, says everything you need to hear.
Playboy can smell her desperation for money.
Frobz I agree. Playboy are idiots for giving this gold digging skank any more pub. As for Christie Hefner, she fucked playboy right up. A magazine that men couldn’t wait to get their hands on has become less provocative than the SI Swimsuit issue. Pssssst Christie, NO ONE EVER READ PLAYBOY FOR THE ARTICLES!!!!
This bitch will be desperate enough to do..piss off Mel and she can kiss whatever she would be getting in support from Mel..as this is now considered *income*
Playboy went into the toilet a long, long time ago.
That’s right Oksana spread those iron curtains baby….Quickly!!!!!!!!! Earn something.
Best reason to turn the lights out at Playboy
What’s Playboy ?