Okay, So Maybe Beyonce Deserves To Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The World
“Damn girl, you expect me to drink that whole case of water between here and your house?”
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Since People already declared her the ‘Most Beautiful Woman In The World’ today, Beyonce decided to take care of the ‘World’s Smartest’ or ‘World’s Most Intolerant Of Piss Stains On Her Couch’ Award all on her own by basically letting Kim Kardashian know that the gold in her shower is actually 24 karat and what I’m really getting at here is that Kim Kardashian gets peed on. Via Heat World:
Despite Kanye being one of Jay’s closest friends, Beyoncé wasted no time in banning Kim from being invited into their circle, which is exclusive to say the least,” a friend of Bey’s tells heat. “Beyoncé is used to hanging out with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – she’s in a totally different league to Kim.
Gwyneth Paltrow later added:
Wait, it was straight from the source? How garish! Everybody knows the only acceptable way to bathe in urine is after it’s passed directly onto a baby panda’s fur, then wrung into a cask of wood repurposed from the wreckage of the Titanic and aged for 18 months at minimum.