Okay, So Maybe Beyonce Deserves To Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

April 25th, 2012 // 62 Comments
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“Damn girl, you expect me to drink that whole case of water between here and your house?”

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Since People already declared her the ‘Most Beautiful Woman In The World‘ today, Beyonce decided to take care of the ‘World’s Smartest’ or ‘World’s Most Intolerant Of Piss Stains On Her Couch’ Award all on her own by basically letting Kim Kardashian know that the gold in her shower is actually 24 karat and what I’m really getting at here is that Kim Kardashian gets peed on. Via Heat World:

Despite Kanye being one of Jay’s closest friends, Beyoncé wasted no time in banning Kim from being invited into their circle, which is exclusive to say the least,” a friend of Bey’s tells heat. “Beyoncé is used to hanging out with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow – she’s in a totally different league to Kim.

Gwyneth Paltrow later added:

Wait, it was straight from the source? How garish! Everybody knows the only acceptable way to bathe in urine is after it’s passed directly onto a baby panda’s fur, then wrung into a cask of wood repurposed from the wreckage of the Titanic and aged for 18 months at minimum.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. McBeef. It's what's for dinner.

    Lovin’ that Holstein color scheme on the dress. Really brings out the big brown bovine eyes on her.

    MOO

    • Jean-Mi

      You do know that early humans only had brow… wait… what am I saying?
      I hate this bitch, why am I even defending her?

  2. Cock Dr

    MOO

  3. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    McBeef. It's what's for dinner.
    Commented on this photo:

    no way can she resist stepping in that puddle of homeless guy urine.

  4. BeBo Wobbley

    Trio of overly indulged bitches……none of them are worth the sweat of a of pig’s brow…but at least Bey has talent…the other two just have a big head, a big butt and big mouths.

  5. Bonky

    She won’t need him after season 7 wraps up production. Poor fool doesn’t know this is gonna end badly.

  6. Grace

    There’s something weird going on in her breastage area.
    (I know: DUH!)

    • McBeef. It's what's for dinner.

      at first glance, four finger length nipples mounted on a single giant breast does look a bit odd.

  7. MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Deacon Jones

    These two are so mental that I’m predicting a murder/suicide incident within the year.

  9. everyone seems to forgotten …. he’s a douche and a gay fish

  10. Fish has now fulfilled his contractually obligated Kardashian Appearance of the Day (TM).

  11. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
    Commented on this photo:

    so is he already having crotch issues after boffing this cow

  12. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Commented on this photo:

    Honestly she doesn’t even look human. Botox, lip fillers, 18 layers of make up, spray tan… Kim Kardashenstein. Wonder how she manages to hide the bolts in her neck?

  13. Angie

    This fake shit was entertaining at first. After her seventy-some day marriage it got annoying. Now its just boring. He has a record to sell and she has her TV show. He’s on the down low and she’s too self centered to have feelings for anyone other than herself. Another fake marriage? A fake break up? I’m nodding off just thinking about it.

  14. JC

    A close source reported that Beyonce’s actual quote was, “I just want to keep that pissmop away from my baby. The baby that totally came out of my vagina, by the way. No foolin’.”

  15. dontkillthemessenger

    You have to love a world in which people who didn’t even graduate from high school look down on other people.

    • TaT

      THANK YOU!!! The chick can’t put together a letter to Michelle Obama properly. It looked like it was written by a kindergartner! And she’s calling someone else names? Her “talent” is ripping off songs, and gyrating her vagina in front of the camera. She isn’t any better.

  16. anonymoose

    Looks like a hibernating bear cub on her head.

    Fool does like to wear fur.

  17. mjosh

    One gold digging skank doesn’t want to hang out with another gold digging skank.

    Neat!

  18. grobpilot

    Kanye’s lookin’ mighty Downs Syndromey in that first pic

    • kellilee

      Less like down’s, more like recent stroke victim.

      • He is simply a drooling, slack-jawed, inbred fucktard. Add in his self-centered attitude and lack of compassion for others and you have a perfect storm of stupid. Not to mention he always looks like he needs to bathe.

  19. upinak

    Where did the whole “she gets peed on” thing come from, anyway? I watched the video, nothing like that happened. I have always wondered about it.

    • suck it

      My ex who thought Kim K was “hot” never believed me about the golden shower because he said he saw the video and there was no such thing. After I insisted, he did his research and found it was edited out of whatever version he saw.

    • Bane

      It was edited out as part of the terms when she sold it. It also showed her after taking it up the ass, licking her own shit off of his dick. Classy……

  20. YeahIsaidit

    I think Kim Kardashian is way prettier and less annoying than Beyonce.

  21. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    her hairline is so….false looking.. too much too much… ugh.

  22. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    The funny part is that he’s a bigger scumbag than she is…

    • dooood

      nah dude, he’s a jackass and a duchebag. really no more than a delusional idiot who thinks he’s a gifted musician and the voice of a generation.
      she is horrible personified.

    • Jean-Mi

      No that’s impossible, she made 17M with a sham marriage to a freak. Beat that.

  23. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Vinjel
    Commented on this photo:

    IS THAT A FUCKING WIG.

  24. quagmire

    I love Beyonce (the real one.) Is she wearing a latex face or is her hair line drawn on?

  25. El Jefe

    I love that these two are dating, it gives the chances that these two assholes will die in a fiery crash together and rid the world of them that much greater.

  26. lisa

    i dont blame beyonce she pretty she can sing dance and act kim cant do nothing and kanye gay

  27. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    umm
    Commented on this photo:

    no matter how fake and awful she is, there is something pathetically fascinating about her. I have no idea what it is. maybe it’s the simple fact that she is absolutely uninteresting and represents nothing of value yet somehow captures massive amounts of attention. all that said, if i were to ‘buy in’ i would say i am particularly impressed by her nose. or perhaps i should say the surgeon that made her nose. the bottom lashes are neat as well, but are a bit more explainable. i mean, people buy noses all the time and very few look that good. of course if i were a bazillionaire, i would probably have the same nose and also feed africa so don’t get me wrong, i still give her a big fat fuck you.

    • BE

      In the old days – before media was instantaneous – folks went to carnival/freak shows to feel good about themselves. Thus is the basis of ALL reality television. Tune in to see someone more miserably screwed up than yourself and validates your life choices.

      And it IS exactly what was cut out of that sex tape that makes this woman famous. That’s why it keeps getting mentioned. The thought: “EWWW and she was idiot enough to let it be taped too…” —> What a pathetic freak…no matter how much money she makes, people feel superior. Hence her “success.”

  28. gigi

    wait…. Beyonce’s what??? …Beyonce WHO? yeah, the meteors can come now…

  29. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    So how much does KK pay to get on this site EVERY FUCKING DAY?????

  30. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s a bad makeup job

    • KS

      1ST. NOT A BAD MAKEUP JOB. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AND DO MAKEUP BETTER THAN THIS.
      2ND IM OVER HER WHORE ACTIVITIES, BUT NOW SHES TRYING TO CREEP INTO A CIRCLE THAT IS WAY OUT OF HER LEAGUE. THE CIRCLE OF PEOPLE WITH REAL TALENT AND CAREERS!!!

  31. lara

    I feel bad for Fish for having to come up with new ways to create KK posts from totally unrelated events. Buzzmedia managers, you are disgusting human beings with no dignity. If KK is a human toilet, you are the ones sitting at the bottom of the drain with open mouths.

  32. skunk

    someone post a link to the kim piss video

  33. Robb7

    Two pigs in a troth who love rolling around their own PR shit! This bitch has got to get off the media hype soon — even Paris had the decency crash and burn. And this one brings a family of bed bugs with her! New Yorkers usually ignore this crap — so these two must be beating the PR drums to get this many paparazzi on the scene.

  34. ENOUGH ALREADY !!!

    Why is Fish always shoving this whore at us?
    The only thing she’s really known for is video taping herself sucking her own shit-smear off some 3rd rate rappers dick.

  35. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    I swear Kanye is GAY!

  36. KC

    She looks like a clown.

  37. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Tara
    Commented on this photo:

    First off, Kanye is uglier than kris, and Reggie Bush

  38. Alaia

    I’m not even a fan of Beyonce, but hey at least she got to where is today by working hard. I mean sure, she doesn’t deserve that much money, but who does?

  39. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Pepper's pot
    Commented on this photo:

    What? Where is her usual reaction to big black microphones? Or is she saving it all for kanye….

  40. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    Wherever they go, Kanye sings “Gold Digger.”

  41. dontlooknow

    Suddenly, I find myself a fan of Beyonce….

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