Okay, So Hackers Leaked Those Vanessa Hudgens Photos

March 18th, 2011 // 64 Comments

Yesterday, I ran a lengthy e-mail that claimed Alexa Nikolas was responsible for the Vanessa Hudgens leaked photos. Turns out that was complete bullshit thus proving I should never open my e-mail and also explains how I have three mortgages in Nigeria. Anyway, according to TMZ, a ring of hackers is responsible and apparently they have a laundry list of naked celebrity photos waiting to be leaked online:

We’ve learned the ring has hit the mobile and other devices of Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Christina Aguilera. We’ve already told you the ring also stole pics and video from Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Miley Cyrus, Emma Caulfield, Addison Timlin and Renee Olstead.
In all, the FBI believes the ring has targeted 50 celebs — all female.

I don’t know about you, but this is like finding out Santa Claus is real because clearly every single actress in Hollywood is taking naked pictures of herself whenever she has a minute. That said, why do I get the feeling this is how this story ends?

HACKER #1: Hey, take a look at this. I think I found some more. Wait.. who is this?
HACKER #2: I think it’s.. no. It can’t be. Jennifer Love Hewitt! ABORT! ABORT!
HACKER #1: Ohmygod! Ohmygod NO! If we make it through this, we are turning ourselves in, you hear me? We’ll do some time, maybe find religion, total straight and narrow, man.
HACKER #2: Like a dough factory… with tits… *blows brains out*
HACKER #1: What have I done? *sobs* WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Fin.

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Fred Garvin

    Glad you could clarify yesterdays misinformation with today’s lie.
    You should abandon your TMZ leash and collar.

  2. The Critical Crassness

    I think your conclusion that there are nude pictures and videos of all the stars targeted waiting to be leaked is a stretch. The concept of anyone having a picture of JLH nude is pure fantasy since she wears her jeans to take showers!

  3. The Listener

    I guess that means it’s not personal. The hackers just target any hot, young female celeb.

  4. Wtf

    So apparently every female celebrity is into emailing nude pics?

  5. It was complete bullshit, as was the argument that she was still underage when the photos were taken. Some other site looked at the exif data in the photos, and posted the results that proved they were all taken well after she was of legal age.

  6. Damn, there goes my femme crush on her. Sorry, I know it’s fucked up but acne/acne scars are a no-no for me.

  7. One Ball Joe

    Gotta say, and I know this is just me and it’s 100% subjective, but I don’t find her attractive and I wouldn’t bother looking for pictures of her naked. Scarlett Johansson, on the other hand…

  8. That Bastard Tony

    I know only professional photographers are the only ones that own actual cameras nowadays, but you’d think that these ladies would have enough sense NOT to take nude photos (or video) of themselves on a device that is always online. It’s not like it was back in the day when you could make a sex tape with your wife, lock it in your safe and tell your friends/servants where it is so that they could betray you and leak it to Vivid.

    Makes me wish porn didn’t have the stigma that it does in this country. If so many of these ladies want to be voyeurs, let them drop a tape with pro level video and audio.

    PS, that last statement only applies to the over 18 crowd so calm down feds.

  9. Mike Walker

    1) Get out extra large bottle of Nivea
    2) Sit back in comfy chair
    3) Wait

  10. Deacon Jones

    God, do I hope these fuckers release pics of Scarlett before they get caught…

  11. Parker

    What, suddenly she has the face of a 40-year old? Wasn’t she like 12 just a few months ago?
    I hereby withdraw my offer to have anal sex with her, anytime, anywhere. From now on it’s only on my terms and it will have to end with me getting a turkey and swiss sandwich. Same as Jennifer Aniston. Also I want the naked pics of Selena Gomez. I’m a harsh judge but I have a penis so I am entitled.

  12. eatme

    fyi,
    the new batch of hudgens photos are censored. I am quite positive that no one other than the hackers themselves has uncensored ones.

    • lovewomen

      I do think its odd hackers would release censored ones though, wonder if they got caught already or plan to just to release all the celebs in a huge upload to the internet

    • LM

      we want them now before they get confiscated !!!

  13. Dan

    I still think it is a publicist.

    • Oh, Snap!

      Yeah, as “Deceiver” pointed out, Vanessa has had photos “leaked” three times now, each time RIGHT before her latests movie opened. It’s Promotional BS.

  14. A ring of “hackers” are responsible for all these celebrity nude photo releases? Are these hackers working with the invisible alien wizard who is causing sex addiction in rich and famous men?

    This is only slightly more credible than blaming it on “some Puerto Rican guy”

    • for newbies into celebrity publicity stunts reading this: just another lame excuse of a publicity stunt. i miss the good ones where they shaved their heads and attacked people with umbrellas.

      Now we get this and girls pretended they are Justin Bieber

  15. krutboo

    i would bang Vanessa’s little brown ass until Tuesday

  16. The real enemy is father time not Rough

    Quite frankly, id rather see everyone one on the list get out of a cramped SUV with xtra snugged fitting knickers or without preferably .

    Im Just a simple man.

  17. Lauren

    I HATE vanessa hudgens. Shes a horrible actress and opportunist! She smirks in every photo bc her teeth smile is horrific.

  18. The sexual positions I would love to put this girl in. Damn she looks good.

  19. cynicalspinster

    Emma Caulfield? Really?

    Really???

    Huh.

  20. Ish KaBibble

    No interest in her naked or dressed, but I thought the concluding “fin” was masterful.

  21. Kevin

    To all the stupid women out there…if you just don’t take nude photos of yourself, they can’t get hacked and put online…

    • eatme

      …dear Kevin,
      if women didn’t do “stupid” things (your word, not mine) like take naked pictures of themselves, there wouldn’t really be much point to living for any of us, including the “stupid” girls. please stfu and go back to reading your book written in binary and leave the living to the rest of us.

      • Kevin

        Awww you mad? Are you ok? Do you need a hug? If you read what I said again you will notice that I did not say “stupid things” or “stupid girls.” Reading not one of your strong point? It’s not that I don’t like seeing these girls naked, I do. I just don’t like them being suprised about it. Just pose for play boy or something or take some naked picks and leave it at that. I mean does the FBI really need to be involved because some stupid bitch (she is hot though) doesn’t know how to not take naked pics of herself?
        This is the internet, please don’t kill yourself over my comment.

      • eatme

        Kevin wrote:
        “To all the stupid women…”
        Kevin also wrote:
        “I did not say…stupid girls.”
        eatme writes:
        ummm wtf? are you retarded?

      • Kevin

        I consider women and girls different. Women are adults. You know with tits and stuff? Girls are children. I’m guessing you like children?

      • eatme

        ahhhhh…..so is this an “underage” legality clarification?
        If so, I’m a bit confused as to why you said:
        “It’s not that I don’t like seeing these girls naked”
        …and then vehemently declared:
        “Girls are children”
        hmmmm…..ponder, ponder (confused).

    • bradspithair

      Kevin is jealous of the titted creatures, cause he aint and can never be as purdy as a girl.

  22. Bobby Ewing

    Well, this being the third round of 2011 nude pics from Vanessa Hudgens – **See the watercooler at JLA Forums for the full set** doesn’t this really make you think that this is really no accident. This girl is just starved for attention. Plain and simple

  23. Licensed Gynocologist

    Wish the pic of her spreading her taco wasn’t censored.

  24. Hackers are way more awesome than they used to be.

    • No shit. It used to be all about getting into missile bases and nuclear facilities. Now it’s all about the T&A… H4CKZ0RZ, you’ve come a long way, baby.

  25. Allison

    So basically this is just a list of every female celebrity who has ever taken a picture of themselves naked?

  26. Allison

    Why isn’t Charlie Sheen on this list? At this point, I’m surprised he hasn’t leaked nude photos of himself on purpose.

  27. AssIn9

    Shit that I believe to be true, and that I base on absolutely nothing :
    1. The Feds knew exactly who the hackers were before releasing statements to the media, the was no “closing in” or “following leads” , the hackers are fucked.
    2. The Feds are doing it this way to drum up media exposure for the case in an effort to besmirch the reputation of hackers in general because it is relevant to their long term interests.
    3. Vanessa , her publishers, and probably other stars as well, upload pictures to their phone, or elsewhere online knowing the accounts are not secure, and sit back and wait for the inevitable leak. I am sure there are are exceptions, and some people just upload their filth because Cocaine is delicious.
    4. Suri Cruise is just Tom Cruise when he isn’t wearing his “Big Hollywood” disguise.

  28. the captain

    I wanna bet alot of HIGH SCHOOL-STUDENTS like to change with her.

  29. the captain

    …………..so?

  30. LM

    So where the hell are these pictures we want to see them not hear about them !!!!!

  31. The Blackbird

    Love the hacker chat lulz quoted at the end! Crazy. :-P

  32. jack

    Idiots actually believing its hackers. She leaked censored pics for publicity.

  33. jack

    I didn’t even know who vanessa hudgens was until the nude scandal like 3-4 yrs ago. No one follows disney stars except lil 7 yr olds.

  34. case

    first of all, that IS shady AF that they were leaked. but damn vanessa is sexy as all hell and her photos are gorgeous. i mean, look at the woman. she’s not a HS musical star anymore!

  35. aurora

    Hey baby let’s have sex togetheir plz come on baby I love I could link u pussy and ur ass

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