Yesterday, I ran a lengthy e-mail that claimed Alexa Nikolas was responsible for the Vanessa Hudgens leaked photos. Turns out that was complete bullshit thus proving I should never open my e-mail and also explains how I have three mortgages in Nigeria. Anyway, according to TMZ, a ring of hackers is responsible and apparently they have a laundry list of naked celebrity photos waiting to be leaked online:
We’ve learned the ring has hit the mobile and other devices of Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and Christina Aguilera. We’ve already told you the ring also stole pics and video from Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Miley Cyrus, Emma Caulfield, Addison Timlin and Renee Olstead.
In all, the FBI believes the ring has targeted 50 celebs — all female.
I don’t know about you, but this is like finding out Santa Claus is real because clearly every single actress in Hollywood is taking naked pictures of herself whenever she has a minute. That said, why do I get the feeling this is how this story ends?
HACKER #1: Hey, take a look at this. I think I found some more. Wait.. who is this?
HACKER #2: I think it’s.. no. It can’t be. Jennifer Love Hewitt! ABORT! ABORT!
HACKER #1: Ohmygod! Ohmygod NO! If we make it through this, we are turning ourselves in, you hear me? We’ll do some time, maybe find religion, total straight and narrow, man.
HACKER #2: Like a dough factory… with tits… *blows brains out*
HACKER #1: What have I done? *sobs* WHAT HAVE I DONE?!