OJ Simpson claims that when he was offered the chance to write “If I Did It” he told the publisher he wished it would never come out because it made him look guilty and it didn’t accurately reflect how he actually would’ve done it. He tells the Palm Beach Post:
“I hope this book never comes out. It made it look too much like an admission of guilt. I wasn’t happy with the hypothetical paragraphs. A ghostwriter wrote the whole thing, and I OK’d it. But there were a lot of inaccuracies about the case and about how I would have done things. But I figure I’d let it go since I didn’t kill anyone.” Was he surprised that the public was so outraged by news of the book? “I don’t care,” Simpson told the paper. “I got paid just the same.”
So basically he didn’t like the hypothetical murder book because it wasn’t accurate enough. I mean, really? That’s the story we’re going with, OJ? He should just write “I’m innocent” on a bunch of knives and walk down the street sticking them into strangers.
shanonorato | February 6, 2007 at 11:55 am
What an asshole.
Jacquelantern | February 6, 2007 at 11:58 am
That guilty son of a bitch…
Giggles | February 6, 2007 at 12:03 pm
“I got paid just the same.” He’s not just an asshole, he’s a guilty-as-sin asshole and I hope the law eventually finds a way to throw him in the Big House.
Giggles | February 6, 2007 at 12:04 pm
“I got paid just the same.” He’s not just an asshole, he’s a guilty-as-sin asshole and I hope the law eventually finds a way to throw him in the Big House.
Carsten5577 | February 6, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I only wish that all lowlife White pigs who screw negroes (and beget filthy mongrels) would get the O.J. treatment.
Giggles | February 6, 2007 at 12:07 pm
“I got paid just the same.” He’s not just an asshole, he’s a guilty-as-sin asshole and I hope the law eventually finds a way to throw him in the Big House.
whitegold | February 6, 2007 at 12:07 pm
OJ is one serious bastard. I mean, most people, if they got off on a murder charge that seemed kind of sketchy and everyone thought they were guilty, that person would do whatever they could to try and make people forget about the whole thing and just hope it doesn’t stay with their rep forever. But not OJ. OJ actually keeps bringing it up and wants to make sure we all know about it. Its like, if people start forgetting about it, then he’ll go and do something to make sure we all remember again. Geez, if it gets really forgotten, he might just have to go and kill someone again to make sure we don’t forget. He’s like your typical media whore, only instead of flashing some beaver to get attention, he kills people and continues to brag about it in an i-didn’t-do-it-wink-wink-nudge-nudge sort of way. What a punk!
N@ughty | February 6, 2007 at 12:08 pm
why write “i’m innocent”? just put ur name on it and a msg saying “Meant for Kim” or something like that?
~N@ughty
calicojack | February 6, 2007 at 12:11 pm
if the glove don’t fit
it don’t mean shit
Sheva | February 6, 2007 at 12:18 pm
killer!
EvilPotato | February 6, 2007 at 12:18 pm
He’s a total psychopath.
Remember a few years ago when he was being interviewed at his house, he jumped out from behind a door and pretended to stab the female reporter with a banana? She screamed and tried to run. He was laughing his ass off.
EvilPotato | February 6, 2007 at 12:21 pm
He’s a total psychopath.
Remember a few years ago when he was being interviewed at his house, he jumped out from behind a door and pretended to stab the female reporter with a banana? She screamed and tried to run. He was laughing his ass off.
EvilPotato | February 6, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Goddamn stupid website! Not my fault, I swear.
HughJorganthethird | February 6, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Hypothetically, 50 years ago he would be hanging from a tree with a fork up his ass.
Or something like that…
VeryLiberating.com | February 6, 2007 at 12:39 pm
OJ is nutritious.
http://www.veryliberating.com
veggi | February 6, 2007 at 12:42 pm
no honey! I didn’t screw that guy… but if I had, I would have done it like this.
I’m gonna try that next time.
mrbarker | February 6, 2007 at 12:47 pm
I’ve read the book.. He’s so pathetic.. The whole thing is about how horrible the victims were and how he feared for his life.. The chapter in question doesn’t even admit anything.. stating only that things happen so fast, he blacks out, yadda yadda yadda, comes to and there are two people laying motionless.
mrbarker | February 6, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I’ve read the book.. He’s so pathetic.. The whole thing is about how horrible the victims were and how he feared for his life.. The chapter in question doesn’t even admit anything.. stating only that things happen so fast, he blacks out, yadda yadda yadda, comes to and there are two people laying motionless.
mrbarker | February 6, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I’ve read the book.. He’s so pathetic.. The whole thing is about how horrible the victims were and how he feared for his life.. The chapter in question doesn’t even admit anything.. stating only that things happen so fast, he blacks out, yadda yadda yadda, comes to and there are two people laying motionless.
fame is funny | February 6, 2007 at 1:40 pm
again…a ghostwriter wrote the book. he didn’t write it. so you can’t really judge anything you read in the book, because someone else made it up and he put his name on it. he most likely skimmed it or had his agent skim it, and cashed his check. i’m not saying he didn’t do it, i’m pretty sure he did and just had a good legal team. no surprises there, happens fairly often, he’s just crazy high-profile afterward which is just strange.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I heard OJ is getting married again.
He decided to take another stab at it.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:12 pm
I heard OJ is getting married again.
He decided to take another stab at it.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:13 pm
I heard OJ is getting married again.
He decided to take another stab at it.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:13 pm
I heard OJ is getting married again.
He decided to take another stab at it.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:18 pm
I heard OJ is getting married again.
He decided to take another stab at it.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I heard OJ is getting married again.
He decided to take another stab at it.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I heard OJ is getting married again.
He decided to take another stab at it.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I heard OJ is getting married again.
He decided to take another stab at it.
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Oops.
Amy3000 | February 6, 2007 at 2:30 pm
What a cruel, heartless piece of garbage. His wife and her friend are dead, thier children have no mother and have to live with knowing thier father is a murdering son of a bitch, yet all he cares about is that he “got paid just the same” he makes me sick to the very pit of my stomach and deserves to die a slow, brutal death!
Jay from the Bay | February 6, 2007 at 2:34 pm
F-sucker you’re stuttering. We heard you the first time.
schack | February 6, 2007 at 2:55 pm
too bad for the multi-post. that was pretty funny the first time.
schack | February 6, 2007 at 2:56 pm
whatever. he doesn’t know which end is up anymore. he’ll be in a nursing home getting suppositories shoved up his ass in not time.
EJ | February 6, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I really wish they’d yank that fancy house and that pension out from under him and hand it over to the wife’s family, given that he’s basically done nothing but flaunt and brag about how the law can’t make him pay the wrongful death suit.
(Why the FUCK do I have to sign in to Typekey every five seconds? Why do I have to sign in AT ALL? It’s NOT like it stops the trolls from posting. It doesn’t even stop the trolls from IMITATING legitimate posters. Please, Superfish, for the love of GOD, stop the madness of Typekey!!!)
schack | February 6, 2007 at 3:21 pm
and while you’re at it, fish, make the site update automatically.
having to push refresh all the time is so fucking shoddy. you’ve got the best celebrity news site out there, but someone else is going to steal your thunder if you don’t innovate and improve!
F-Sucker | February 6, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I farted.
fame is funny | February 6, 2007 at 4:04 pm
typekey keeps you logged in for two weeks if you don’t suck at the internet.
bigsteamyone | February 6, 2007 at 5:07 pm
M U R D E R E R !
Burungi | February 6, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I don’t know why I bother but (and please feel free to remind me that he just wants attention)….
#5, Why is it that every time a story comes up about a non-white person, some racist has to spew off some slur? And these are the SAME people who, in public, get pissed off when someone complains that racism is still a problem in this country. They get all up in arms saying we’re a FAIR country now, not racist at all. And yet, the moment a story about a black guy comes up, racial slurs abound. Their real feelings come out the moment they can hide behind a keyboard.
Oh, and P.S., just about every “black” person in this country has white blood. If they didn’t, they’d actually be black instead of the zillion shades people come in here. So, plenty of your ancestors are “low life white pigs” because someone was doing all that race mixing back in the day!
And #14, why was that comment even necessary? Is is supposed to be funny and “superficial”? Because it just sounds like some kind of veiled threat.
Okay, I’ll stop now. And for the record, I think O.J. is guilty as hell. I just don’t think his race has anything to do with it. And I DO think PLENTY of white men have gotten away with murder, white collar crime, you name it. Take those Duke kids. You KNOW they did something to that girl. And you know their parent’s are going to buy their freedom. So, my point is, to the black community (and P.S., I’m white), it just feels like a tiny bit of retribution. Do I think it’s fair? No. But I think LOTS of things go on in this world that aren’t so get over it.
Sorry, fun-loving superficial people. Did mean to get all serious on everyone :).
schack | February 6, 2007 at 5:28 pm
point well made.
so many people, of any and, probably, every color, have gotten away with crimes so haeneous, without anything having ever been said about it, that he as well think either that either he’s crazy or that he must have the right to free murder too.
schack | February 6, 2007 at 5:29 pm
by the way, fishman, how about some spellcheck function while you’re fixing the problem of automatic refresh?! thanks.
schack | February 6, 2007 at 5:32 pm
so many silent crimes committed, he might as well think either that he’s crazy or that he has the right to free murder too…
(correction)
sorry. SAS
Alex | February 6, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Two things I learned from the OJ simpson trial:
1). In order to unwarrantedly kill as many people as you want without legislation held against you, one must simply excel in a widely mediated sport.
2). Johnny Cochrane would have made the world’s best circus master.
RichPort | February 6, 2007 at 10:37 pm
I’d hit him, … with my DICK that’s as big as a baseball bat! And, …
No wait, O.J. didn’t play baseball. I’ll start over.
I’d hit him, … with my DICK, because he’s so big and black! And, …
Um, nevermind.
woodhorse | February 7, 2007 at 4:41 am
Can’t he be deported or something?
ch474 | February 7, 2007 at 5:06 am
OJ should die in a terrible and tragic, yet higly ironic, gardening accident.
doodee head | February 7, 2007 at 6:58 am
That’s cool.
doodee head | February 7, 2007 at 7:03 am
That’s cool.
doodee head | February 7, 2007 at 7:04 am
That’s cool.
misanthrope | February 7, 2007 at 8:44 am
There’s so much to say. But really, the fish said it best. I’d add that OJ would sign the knives first and have the strangers pay for them before he stabs them.