In case you needed visual proof that OJ Simpson’s prank DVD Juiced was real, here’s a NSFW clip featuring OJ rapping to what I can only assume is the intro. And yes, it’s every bit as depressing as it sounds. For those of you who were worried the DVD wouldn’t be a classy affair, rest easy. Because there’s plenty of gratuitous nudity to prove otherwise, with OJ dressed in a variety of silly costumes and surrounded by a group of half naked strippers. Throw in a guy with a monocle and this could very well be the classiest DVD to ever be released in the history of motion picture.
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soullife | May 16, 2006 at 9:21 am
the sad part is this will probably sell some copies.
Shelley Bonnechance | May 16, 2006 at 9:25 am
As anxious as I am to comment on the zany exploits of celebrities, I can’t bring myself to watch this.
Celebrities with their true doofus selves peering out as they struggle to keep us all convinced that they inhabit a higher plane of existence than all of us is one thing.
Watching this murderer jokes about the crimes he committed is something else again.
hurley | May 16, 2006 at 9:27 am
i feel so bad for the families. i thought the worst was over for them.
CrazyBrunette | May 16, 2006 at 9:46 am
I dont get the point of that video.OJ simpson is so old news.
Let him rot in hell for all I care.
Italian Stallion | May 16, 2006 at 9:46 am
I just kissed the whore on the right of the screen, take my advice and don’t do it, she has breath like Pete Doherty……..
PapaHotNuts | May 16, 2006 at 10:01 am
For those with a weak stomach, DO NOT watch the Juiced episode where he nearly decapitates a white woman and her Jewish boyfriend.
But the one where he calls Wal-Mart and has “Mike Hunt” paged over the intercom is pure comedy gold. And no one got stabbed to death.
Dr.Rokter | May 16, 2006 at 10:07 am
#6 Papa
Wicked pissah! And I know comedy.
sharkbite | May 16, 2006 at 10:29 am
Oh, for the love of God.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Jacq | May 16, 2006 at 10:49 am
When will someone just walk up and stab HIM in the face? Then, I bet they’d get away with it because we LOVE irony.
owen | May 16, 2006 at 11:05 am
O.J should be lynched.Whoever produced this video should be lynched.The skanks in it should be lynched.Anybody who watches it should be lynched.That a double murderer should be allowed to profit from his crime only shows how low our society has sunk. “I find little good in people.In my opinion most of them are trash”-Sigmund Freud
Dr.Rokter | May 16, 2006 at 11:12 am
#10
“Hey Sigmund, I fucked your mom last night.”
-Carl Jung
Geno | May 16, 2006 at 11:20 am
I hope there is a hell for him to burn in forever. We can only hope. Burn OJ Burn!!!
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
clbk36 | May 16, 2006 at 11:29 am
For gods sake would he just die allready.
Amani | May 16, 2006 at 11:32 am
Only a murderer would agree to do something like that.
danny wetts | May 16, 2006 at 11:49 am
Oh, some of you are oh-so-wrong.
This is going to be the tastiest piece of sacharrine garbage to float down the gutter in quite some time.
This is tweaking memories of ‘The Couch Potato workout’ with Larry ‘Bud’ Melman.
Besides, this is a typical celebrity effort to squeeze a few more coins from a tarnished career — if Prince Dodi had survived the car accident he’d probably have already released a video of him having a bunch of college girls dressed up like Diana washing his car, getting all soapy and sudsy and…
…see, this is why we leave it to guys like OJ. They’re the ones with the ideas.
D-Dub
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 16, 2006 at 12:09 pm
After watching that I finally understand why the world hates America. I will renounce my faith and country and join Al-Queda. I put a jihad on O.J.
Gerald Tarrant | May 16, 2006 at 12:10 pm
This is like the ex-con who can’t get any job except hanging off the back of a trash truck. OJ is obviously desperate. Someone is definitely going to die. Because that’s what happens when he gets desperate.
On a different tangent, wouldn’t it be hilarious if he disguised himself and picked up Tom Cruise in a gay bar. Then he took him home, banged him out and as he was finishing, camera crews pop out and OJ yells, “You’ve been Juiced” and gives him a mushroom tattoo on his forehead. Talk about a ratings bonanza.
shankyouverymuch | May 16, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Hey this video is almost as wacky as
Bush’s new immigration plan… NO, nothing is that wacky!
Does anyone know where I can get a copy…Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Meghann | May 16, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Does anyone else see a K-Fed collaboration?
Aaronmalamend | May 16, 2006 at 12:50 pm
…and I thought Shaq’s skills were weak. This clip makes Shaq-attack sound like Mos Def or Gangstarr.
shankyouverymuch | May 16, 2006 at 12:51 pm
isn’t OJ that murderer guy… he be my nigga… peace out nigga’s
Aaronmalamend | May 16, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Peanut-Butta-Jellay, Peanut-Butta-Jellay!!
Aaronmalamend | May 16, 2006 at 12:58 pm
I was half-expecting Gwar to pop onto the clip, and Odereus could summon the Sexecutioner to decapitate O.J. I saw that show once at a venue in State College, PA called the ‘Crowbar’. They also decapitated Bill Clinton and screwed Laci Peterson’s dead baby. Good times…
blondeinbmw@aol.com | May 16, 2006 at 1:26 pm
in the end we all reap what we sow. plus he has to live everyday day knowing he is the biggest loser in the world. and there are a lot of losers
Wild Rose | May 16, 2006 at 1:33 pm
You…have…to….be….fucking….kidding….me.
flamarkel | May 16, 2006 at 2:35 pm
O.J. is dope! Oops. Typo. O.J. is a dope!
Equalparts | May 16, 2006 at 2:44 pm
OMG.
That made me want to scrape out my brain with a spoon, smear it all over my picture window and fingerpaint daisies with it.
Damn. Please, don’t ever let me see anything like that a day in my life again.
hollywood437 | May 16, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Wow! Is it just me or did that video remind you of sir smoke-a-lot from half baked??? I’ll take a pound of your swedish cheeba… biatch!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | May 16, 2006 at 3:32 pm
That wasn’t OJ. That was Tyler Perry in his new movie, “Diary of a Mad Black Woman 5: Medina Pimps Hos In All Area Codes”.
iambananas | May 16, 2006 at 4:01 pm
I don’t know what you heard about me
But she can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That I’m a — P-I-M-P
I don’t know what you heard about me
But she can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That I’m a — P-I-M-P
Now shorty she in da club, she’s dancing for dollars
She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada
That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabbana
She’s feeding fools fantasies they pay her cuz they want her
I spit a little G-man and my game got her
A hour later had her ass up in the Ramada
Them trick — in they ear saying they think about her
I got the — by the bar tryin to get a drink up out her
She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk
She from the country, then she like me cuz I’m from New York
I ain’t that — trying to holla cuz I want some —
I’m that — trying to holla cuz I want some bread
I could care less how she perform while she in the bed
– that try catch a date and come and play the kid
Look baby this is simple you can’t see, you — me you — with a P-I-M-P
I don’t know what you heard about me (woo)
But she can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That I’m a — P-I-M-P
I don’t know what you heard about me
But she can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That I’m a — P-I-M-P
I’m by my money you see, girl you can holla at me
If you — with me, I’m a P-I-M-P
Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no breezy
Head full of hair — I’m a P-I-M-P
Come get money with me, if you curious to see
How it feels to be with a P-I-M-P
Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch some TV
From the backseat of my V, I’m a P-I-M-P
Girl we could pop some champagne, and we could have a ball
We could toast to the good life, girl we could have it all
We could really splurge girl, and tempt the mall
If ever you need someone, I’m the one you should call
I be there to pick you up if ever you should fall
If you got problems I could solve them, they big or they small
Dat other — you be with ain’t about —
I’m your friend, your father, your confidant
I don’t know what you heard about me
But she can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That I’m a — P-I-M-P
I don’t know what you heard about me
But she can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That I’m a — P-I-M-P
Shorty I told you fools before, I stay with the twos
I keep a Benz, some rims, and some jewels
I holla at a — till I got a — confused
She got on payless, me I got on gator shoes
I’m shopping for Chinchillas, in the summer they cheaper
Man this –, you could have her when I’m done I ain’t gonna keep her
Man — come and go, every — and pimp they know
They say mystique but you ain’t gotta keep it on the low
– tutor me how you strippin in the street
Put my other — down you get your — beat
Now lick my bottom –, you always come up with my bread
The last — she was with put stitches in her head
Get your — outta pocket I put a charge on the –
Cuz I need 4 TVs and they Mgs for a 6
– make the pimp rich, I ain’t payin
Catch a — trick
I don’t know what you heard about me (yea)
But she can’t get a dollar out of me (woo)
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That I’m a — P-I-M-P
I don’t know what you heard about me
But she can’t get a dollar out of me (yea)
No Cadillac, no perms you can’t see
That I’m a — P-I-M-P (yea)
[Talking:]
In Hollywood they say there’s no business like show business
In the hood they say there’s no business like hoe business
You know
See I talk a little fast, but if you listen real fast
I ain’t gotta slow down for you to catch up
Ha Ha
Yea
owen | May 16, 2006 at 8:35 pm
#11 Hey Dr.You have a split personality.That was your mom.Sig.
owen | May 16, 2006 at 8:35 pm
#11 Hey Dr.You have a split personality.That was your mom.Sig.
llynnowens | May 16, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Wow, this show is pretty fucking tasteless…but #17, I would so be down with that…
Evangelia | May 16, 2006 at 9:39 pm
guess he still likes white pussy.
(but really, who doesn’t)
YunGunna | May 16, 2006 at 10:01 pm
just a brother tryna make a dollar. haters.
Fa Cube Itches | May 16, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Bananas: Since you seem to like lyrics so much, try to guess these:
1. “Get a clue, little shrew
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Jesus thinks you’re a jerk”
2. “Baby take your teeth out
I will recline
Baby take your teeth out
I will recline
There ain’t nothin’ left to talk about”
Fa Cube Itches | May 16, 2006 at 11:23 pm
34: Don’t most people prefer pink? ;-)
Johnny Be Good | May 18, 2006 at 1:10 am
MURDERER.
http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/Simpson/Evidence.html
I hope O.J. gets cancer and suffers a long, painful death.
Truth Serum | June 5, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Mommy when I grow up, I wanna play professional football, kill my wife and her lover brutally, get away with it, and then make a soft porn tape! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!?
kyarah02 | September 19, 2006 at 12:29 pm
I cannot BELEIVE this guy can look at himself in the mirror everyday. I cannot BELEIVE this disgrace of a human being is walking around free. Have you seen the crime scene photos? You can find them anywhere now, they are horrific. He completely slaughtered his beautiful ex-wife, Nicole Simpson, and Ron Goldman. Anyone who comes into contact with him should be terrified! He is an absolute monster. There are no words. I wonder is he looks at those crime scene photos…I wonder what he thinks when he sees them. I wonder is he’s sorry, I wonder is he’s proud that he got away with it. I just pray that he will someday admit that he did it, so there can be some sort of closure. It’s been 12 years guys….it’s just so sad, so sad that he took those chilren’s mother away from them in the way that he did. I feel sick.
m3 real card | February 15, 2010 at 5:16 am
Astonishing fluidity, balance, strength and truly, truly startling speed. Notice how, with all his size, he bursts down the sideline and beats the angle the way, say, Sayers or Dorsett would. The best big back ever. One would think only Brown or Bo would be comparable in the combination of strengths O.J. had as a runner. And I love the punchline: An old style hero for the modern game.