And the winner for most pathetic human being of the week goes to OJ Simpson for releasing a hidden-camera prank DVD called Juiced in which he pretends to sell his getaway car, the white Ford Bronco, and engages in some other inhumanly stupid “pranks.” In the Ford Bronco bit, he’s selling the vehicle at a used car lot and tells the buyer:
“It was good for me – it helped me get away. It’s a car that I personally made famous. The car has escapability, if you ever get into some trouble.” In other none-too-side-splitting stunts on the yet-to-be released DVD, the double-murder acquitee poses as a rapper, an elderly white man in a bingo game for senior citizens, a windshield-washer and a pizza delivery man. While cash-strapped Simpson is eager to hawk the DVD, it’s unclear whether any profits will go directly to the families of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman, whom Simpson was ordered to pay $33.5 million after being found liable for their deaths in a civil suit. Goldman’s father, Fred, tells “Inside Edition” that any profits Simpson makes from “Juiced” will be “blood money.”
You know the difference between Punk’d and Juiced? Ashton Kutcher pranks celebrities with elaborate stunts whereas OJ Simpson pranks regular folks by joking about how he’s murders people. I don’t understand how him dressing up as a windshield washer or a pizza delivery guy is supposed to be funny. Does he rip off his costume at the end, stab them in the face and yell, “You’ve been Juiced!” Because I’m pretty sure he just stole that from a Mad TV skit from like 8 years ago.
“Blood everywhere: Simpson’s blood at the murder scene, the victims’ blood at his house and in his Bronco, his hair on Goldman’s body.”
http://www.usatoday.com/news/index/nns198.htm
“Most jurors agreed Simpson’s credibility, or lack of it, on the witness stand was a turning point. Also swaying them: the pictures of Simpson apparently standing in the rare Bruno Magli shoes like ones the killer wore – and which Simpson claimed he never owned.”
http://www.usatoday.com/news/index/nns219.htm
#146 And your point is … ?
@141…..urineasshole…Shut the fuck up – check your family tree — I’m sure you’ll find both in your background – Everybody came from somewhere and you are no exception. Now go slither back under that rock from whence you came……
126 Kris; If you need to stand on someones shoulders to kick that high, I’m your man….especially if you wear a mini-skirt. I also find your views on cattle offensive. butchering? how rude! I eat my cows the old fashioned way, I run them down and take bites of their flesh while dragging them to the ground. Anything else is cruel.
Mommy long legs….Hook up the butter and choc sauce sandwich! I keep telling myself there is enough to go around.
MOMS Happy fucking Mothers Day…I love this holiday, we all KNOW who puts out!
I’m letting the wife sleep in this morning, but pretty soon I’m going to set the kids up with a SpongeBob DVD and a bunch of junk food and tell them that Daddy is going upstairs for private snuggles.
Best Mother’s Day gift??? Saying Bye-Bye to all the hooligans, and leaving for the day…
Yo Jim, give her the “Bambrick”
The “Bambrick”? Is that something that is big and fat?
You go BigJim, I hope you get an early Father’s Day present this morning.
BigJim;
It’s something PapaHotNutz came up with, don’t really remember all the details, but it was delightfully nasty.
i can’t believe i missed the commie discussion. VIVA EL REVOLUCION BOLSHEVIKA!
p.s. barbado, i hope you were kidding, fascist.
p.p.s. eden, you HAD to be kidding, right? jews give you gas? or maybe you mixed up “jews” and “lima beans”, a common fallacy.
Viva la raza, pinche tu madres! Tomas Cruze tiene usted corazon la pinga!
Shit, can’t spell in any language….
Better a fascist than a commie.
But the direction this thread has taken is stupid.
Tom Cruise le gusta chupar la pinga.
Tom Cruz: “La VERGA!!! Mucho Gusto!!!Tengo mucho hambre para la pinga!!!”
Penis: “Ay caramba, Tom. Todas las dias, esta la misma….”
hollyj <— joining BigJim’s Glee Club
*doing herky with big bloody pompom that is actually Eden’s decapitated head*
“GO JIM GO!!”
@ 114 Barbadoslim
In the first place, OJ’s “mostly white” jury included EIGHT blacks, 2 Hispanics, 1 half-caucasian/half-NativeAmerican, and 1 caucasian female. I’m trying desperately to understand how you interpret ONE white juror as a “mostly white” jury.
Most people think OJ got off because of race, not money. A mostly black jury aquitted a black man because he was BLACK, not because he was rich. Fancy lawyers didn’t help him nearly as much as his melatonin.
“Marxism” has nothing to do with the fact that Justice should be blind to finances. A murder is no less a murderer if he has millions of dollars.
Are you seriously suggesting that a true Capitalistic society should allow people with money to be aquitted for any crime simply because they have wealth? That’s not Capitalism. That’s corruption.
Where the fuck are you, anyway? Some corrupt Middle-Eastern theocracy? An African Third-World nation run by guerillas? Kansas?
You’re obviously one of those paranoid delusional nazi-tards that stockpiles guns and tries to associate every possible social dysfunction to “communism” or “Marxism.” Those things have nothing whatsoever to do with the OJ Simpson trial.
Methinks you need to up your meds and get off the compound for a few hours a week.
Hey eden……I hope you pull that stick out of your ass in time to shove it directly into your temple.
Oh look……I referenced a Jewish place of worship!! LOL!!1111!!!!11
I hate stupid fucks like you.
#163..did you really say “better a fascist than a commie”? fuck you in the ass with a textbook on hitler and franco.
holly, you’re the best. sagapo.
Cool your horses everybody,I was just kidding and the jury was mostly blacks (there were 9, however, the prosecution decided to file in Downtown LA instead of Santa Monica were the jury would’ve been mostly white. Face it, the prosecution was sloppy and unprofessional, remember the embarrassment that was that Darden douchebag, they were outlawyered and you can’t call THAT corruption )but whatever.
It was fun to try on the radical right wing lifestyle. Truth be told I really don’t give a shit about OJ or Nicole or Ron, they were all deserving of each other and everybody got what they had coming, even OJ will, eventually. So be a commie if you want to be a commie, or a fascist or a commie-nazi, I really don’t give a shit :)
169: You’re damn right I said that. I don’t like either but I’ll take fascism over communism.
Fuck you in your sour pussy with a textbook on Stalin and Mao.
HollyJ you are my new hero! Way to go.
I am usually not an OJ fan but I can’t hate anyone too much that is wearing a Steeler’s hat.
The real point that everyone seems to be missing- if you cheat, you pretty much deserve to get killed.
So do you have an inside line? How do you know she was cheating? Don’t be an asshole.
can you please put a new story up….or 5 – so I don’t have to look at this sad excuse for a human being TRY to be funny.
and please no more lindsey lohan (i spelled it wrong cause she sucks!)
#173. You must either be a) a vapid dumbass b) an asshole c) a wife beater
d) OJ e) all of the above
I’m leaning towards e), but the wife beater option implies that the unemployed obsessive masturbater, who probably lives with his mom, has at some time been married to a woman, …
Not buying it, so I’ll have to stick with a).
173:
Just because you were an illegitimate bastard child who was tortured by your “father” because of your mother’s indescretions doesn’t mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.
I’d have to say he was E all of the above… fucking tard.
173:
Just because you were an illegitimate bastard child who was tortured by your “father” because of your mother’s indescretions doesn’t mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.
I’d have to say he was E all of the above… fucking tard.
LAST!!!!!!! (I hope!)
hmmm, let’s see what woefully inappropriate and polarizing figure from the annals of history can the superfical leave for us to fight about next weekend, Hitler, misunderstood? Benedict Arnold, not really a traitor he was just disgruntled ? Vlad the Impaler, impaling was an accepted practice in his historical context? oooh I’m looking at you Rienhardt Heidrich, really ,really organized and efficient?
LOL. Calm down people. This is the superficial. Not some site to be an uptight asshole.
And for the record- I’m just someone who really really dislikes infidelity. And no, I’ve never been cheated on.
And for whoever it was that asked about how I knew- ummm… it was pretty much stipulated at trial as his motive so..? I am going to assume that if he did kill her it was in fact true and his motive.
#181 — Did you know that the “count” from Sesame Street is derived from Vlad the Impaler?! True story! “Ah, my happy childhood in the Carpethian Mountains!”
#134 — “If you could leave America, you would?” Can’t afford a plane ticket, commie?
Don’t worry about your right to coathanger your unborn children because of your own irresponsibility; it will always be protected. If only someone had coathangered YOU.
The count was THE coolest Sesame St. character EVER ….TWO, two little sheep jumping the fence
Ha Ha ha *thunder and lightining*
good times…Elmo’s a total faggot.
Oh, and Ernie and Bert did the Brokeback dance waaaay before Heath and Jake…
Paris Hilton and Cookie Monster have the same googly eye. And she gobbles cock like Cookie Monster gobbles cookies. RRRRMMMMBBB*crumbs*RRRRRMMMMBBBBB*crumbs*RRRRRRMMMMMBBB*crumbs*
Hey, you gotta luv Super Grover, come on, he was the best!!
You know what I find amazing? People have been killing people for centuries and yet the only time anyone raises a big stink over it is with O.J. EVEN NOW YEARS LATER!
If he killed them, guess what, whites have gotten away with murder for hundreds of years. If he didn’t, SHUT THE F**K UP and LEAVE HIM THE F**K ALONE, LOSERS!
This message was paid for by the People Who Thinks O.J. Is Innocent and Who Give A Crap Organization…
“At that close range we won’t last long against those Star Destroyers…”
“We’ll last longer than we will against that Land-Cock, and we might just take a few of the with us…”
I am deeply in love with BarbadoSlim.
OJ & people who think white people deserve to be murdered because they’ve murdered in the past will have a Judgment Day soon.
2011 is the year to watch for, in the Fall.
Read “Time Has An End”
I don’t think that’s something any of us should be joking about. Someone got murdered and he’s trying to make money off it. That’s disgusting. Those poor people. It really makes me thin that he did it. He was, after all, covicted in a civil court!
**IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, IT’S WEIRD, BUT SUPERFICIAL, LIKE, SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT AND I HAD TO MAKE A NEW ONE! AT LEAST I GOT THE SAME ID, THOUGH… BUT THIS TIME I MADE SURE THAT THE i WAS OBVIOUS TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T READ LETTERS.
#183
i can afford a plane ticket, i just can’t up and leave. it’s not that simple.
irresponsible? even if a woman takes her BC pills perfectly, there is still a slight chance of her getting pregnant. just because there’s a small possibility of pregnancy doesn’t mean everyone should abstain from sex just because they don’t want children. you would know nothing about this however cause you’re probably so damn ugly no one wants to have sex with you.
and commies kick ass.
Yup, 183, every pregnancy ever is down to one parent’s irresponsibility. Nothing to do with rape, incest, lack of knowledge about contraception thanks to poor sex education, or lack of responsibility on the part of the father rather than the mother. Thanks for sharing your wisdom!
MURDERER.
http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/Simpson/Evidence.html
Being a Steeler fan it makes me proud knowing that we have finally surpassed the Ravens in the homicide category. Thanks Juice!
http://www.narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html
I hate this piece of s*it , why does anyone care even his kids can’t stand him…the only good thing is any money he gets for the rest of his life goes to the goldmans and browns haha …..ain’t life sweet