O.J. Simpson just got slapped with 15 years in prison today for robbing a sports memorabilia collector in Vegas last year. The AP reports:
A broken O.J. Simpson has been sentenced to at least 15 years in prison for a Las Vegas hotel armed robbery by a judge who rejected his apology and said, “It was much more than stupidity.”
Simpson stood stone-faced Friday when Judge Jackie Glass quickly rattled off his punishment after he pleaded with her that he didn’t mean to steal from anybody when he tried to retrieve memorabilia.
He appeared ready to break down in tears as he told that he was “sorry and confused” before going into a rambling and emotional 5-minute declaration.
“I didn’t want to steal anything from anyone … I’m sorry, sorry,” he said.
He added: “It’s not like I killed anybody. Again.”
After receiving his sentence, Simpson engaged in a heated discussion with his attorney that ended with the football legend audibly shouting “What do you mean you ‘forgot’ my stabbing knife?”
D4P | December 5, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Watch out for your cornhole, bud…!
erica | December 5, 2008 at 2:10 pm
first
Telly | December 5, 2008 at 2:11 pm
First – Coz i can.
TwelveStep | December 5, 2008 at 2:11 pm
About time they nailed this bastard!
Nicole Brown Simpson | December 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm
That guy’s a real pain in the neck.
Parker | December 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm
hahaha….aaaaaaahahahaha.
Johnny Fister | December 5, 2008 at 2:15 pm
The Juice is No Longer Loose!
Parker | December 5, 2008 at 2:16 pm
yikes….after I stopped laughing at OJ’s fate I suddenly started thinking about what it’d be like to buttfuck Heidi Montag. Talk about a shot out of the blue.
Sunflower | December 5, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Seems his former nickname of “The Juice” is going to take on an ENTIRELY different meaning now in prison. HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! You had this coming to you, you dumb bastard!
FRIST!!! | December 5, 2008 at 2:17 pm
OJ is the retort to all the knee-jerk liberals who whine about racism in the U.S. justice system. He killed 2 people, got off when a jury was packed with his “peers” (fellow feces-throwers) and his lawyers aired all the tired old black conspiracy bullshit about cops, and then what did he do? He committed more crimes. It was genetically inevitable. Regardless of the process, any end result that produces blacks in prison is justified. If you want to have lower crime rates, take the blacks of the street – at your first chance, not after you let them off and then have to suffer through even more crime. Fuck political correctness. You know this is the truth.
Deacon Jones | December 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm
What happened to life?!?!
Man, black athletes are on a ROLL this week! Good job, keep it up
joejoe | December 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Cool! The law finally caught up to that arrogant, murdering prick! Lets hear what all those OJ loving fools have to say about their boy now!…anyone?
Racists suck | December 5, 2008 at 2:19 pm
FRIST, did you know that the vast majority of serial murders are white males? Think about that before you spew your race hatred blindly.
Daughter | December 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm
karma much?
LeFarge | December 5, 2008 at 2:21 pm
The juice is no longer loose
jrz | December 5, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Ssssh……was that Fred Goldman I just heard laughing in LA all the way back here in New Jersey?
syn | December 5, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I am almost unreasonably happy about this. Finally a judge and jury with effing brains who are willing to put this piece of trash away for a while.
jrz | December 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm
If the glove don’t fit…you must acquit.
FUCK YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Juice is Canned!!!
friendlyfires | December 5, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Fifteen years? Not enough … and what’s this? up for parole in six years? … I hope it’s six years of humiliating pain. Can we say OJ gets fecal bukake on his first day?
Andy | December 5, 2008 at 2:32 pm
No, it was Nicole Simpson laughing her head off.
Matthew | December 5, 2008 at 2:34 pm
In the old days, the first time he even looked at a white woman he would have been taken out asphalt surfing, and none of his crimes would have ever been committed. We’ve gone backward, not forward.
diddleysquat | December 5, 2008 at 2:39 pm
….and southern Cali mutters a cooperative “meh”
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | December 5, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Don’t worry Juice….Obama will pardon you on his way out in 4 years. You know, because the darkies look out for one another.
havoc | December 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Karma….she’s a bitch.
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Racists Love Gossip Websites | December 5, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Hey FRIST, aren’t you missing a klan rally somewhere? who knew trailer trash racist douchebags like you knew how to use the internet.
Ardgelina | December 5, 2008 at 2:45 pm
#10
what is ur problem man… did ur wife leave u for a jumbo black one? Were u raped by a black person as a child? If so blame that individual don’t condem a whole race b/c of ur negative experiences. Everyone knows oj got what he deserved and we are all happy about it. I don’t see a need for black bashing….
Apparently you got a lot of built up aggression towards blacks. Get over it! If you hate them so much stop posting about them move to a state with a low population of blacks and shut the hell up about it. Where the fuck do you live man? Do black people hang out in your house? why are you so worried about this race of people? they aren’t doing anything 2 u! wtf is wrong with u, psycho!
Racists Love Gossip Websites | December 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Hey Fish, who knew that so many Nazis and Klan members (FRIST, Matthew, Ted Kennedy’s Tumor) are so interested in your site which focuses on Spencer Pratt and Heidi Mont–actually, it makes perfect sense. These Hitler loving cocksuckers are all closet fags.
O.J. Simpson | December 5, 2008 at 2:51 pm
“Diz ain’t fair! I’m O.J. Simpson motherfuckers and people love me all ova da world! Y’all jis trying to pin it on a black man b’cuz I won the Heisman and love white wimenz. Y’all iz rac…rac…y’all is prejewdiced!”
Bob | December 5, 2008 at 2:52 pm
It’s about time… Anyone rioting in the streets yet?
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
flou | December 5, 2008 at 2:56 pm
i luv OJ.
Heisman4Sale | December 5, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Some small measure of karma for this murdering, narcissistic liar. I hope he is buggered in jail.
Will | December 5, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Keep laughing it up people. With OJ in prison we’ll never find out who the “real” killer is……
Rant | December 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm
OJ, you are a bad, bad man.
Grizzlies | December 5, 2008 at 3:10 pm
The POS got what he deserved. The SOB will rot in jail.
Massa' | December 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm
when you give coons a second chance, they inevitabley commit more crimes…i.e. Rodney King, OJ Simpson, etc…Not that I mind that OJ killed Nicole Simpson, she was just a monkey loving detestable pile of white shit.
They should just lock up all the porch monkeys for life after their first offense, because upon release they’re just going to commit further crimes. So just pre-emptively stop the inevitable crimes from happening.
The real answer to all of this is just to move all the darkies to one location, seal that area off, like Escape from New York, and within a year, they’d all be dead, from either AIDS, drug overdoses, or just killing each other. That would be so nice.
Jesse | December 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm
He belongs in jail because he’s a n1gger. Not a black man, a n1gger. Let’s not pretend we don’t recognize the distinction. Barack Obama, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Dikembe Mutombo – blacks. Al Sharpton, Marion Barry, Cynthia McKinney, OJ Simpson – n1ggers.
truracism | December 5, 2008 at 3:14 pm
This is another example of white rule in the US. Mr. Simpson is now being punished for a crime that he was acquitted of many years before. This is just payback to the black community from the outraged soccer moms and corporate suits. If a former white athlete like John Riggins had done this, people would have laughed it off and he would have got a plea deal and a slap on the wrist. The slave mentality lives on in America, Barack Obama or no Barack Obama. We need to get more than political. We need to show some force to let people know that we are angry and that we are not going to take it anymore. Pure racism, if you ask me.
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | December 5, 2008 at 3:16 pm
#27, We all come here for the same reason…to see some T&A! If by chance we get to poke fun at someone due too their own fault, then so be it.
Get off your high horse. I didn’t see anyone defending Sarah Palin’s son with down syndrome when the cowards on this said crap about him.
If you cared so much about the black community then you would be out protesting black on black crime or working against inner city gangs. Or at least up on a roof top with a sniper rifle protecting them from the real racist, the Democratic Party.
Dar | December 5, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Don’t worry, OJ! I’ll be out golfing this weekend and I’ll keep an eye out for the real murderer for you!
b | December 5, 2008 at 3:20 pm
i would say that i agree 100% with MASSA. The negro culture has had plenty of time to get their race together. The sad thing is when one of them actually does they call him a “house nigga”. Even the rapist bill cosby told you straight up, STOP BLAMING THE WHITE MAN FOR YOUR PROBLEMS. If i were the president i would clear out EVERY ghetto in the united states. The illegals would go home and everyone else has to go.
p0nk | December 5, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Robert Blake, are you paying attention?
justifiable | December 5, 2008 at 3:24 pm
#35 I nominate you for head prison guard because under your plan it’d get your ignorant racist ass the hell out of America – we’d all be better off with YOU elsewhere as you’re the flip side of the Johnny Cochran coin. Aren’t you glad you have that in common with him? Please don’t ever breed, your gene pool is a cesspool.
Massa' | December 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
yes, good point #40.
Obomma will probably pardon OJ’s porch monkey ass. Coon’s stick together that way because they’re all related, they were all derived from the same Orangutan.
Beth | December 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I agree that there is racism in the American justice system, but a much quicker and simpler way to reduce the numbers of imprisoned black males is to stop committing so damn much crime. There are so many excuses (at least one for each criminal asshole), but there is no reason why any adult person cannot exercise free will and decide not to commit a crime. You can’t cry racism and expect to be treated like grown-up babies at the same time.
missy | December 5, 2008 at 3:28 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
someone shank this murderer please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Von Dutch | December 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
His “I’m above the law” attitude finally caught up with him.
b | December 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Not too metion the fact that the white community has bent over backwards in the last 20 years to try and mend our differences. During katrina, national guard helicopters that were risking their lives to help the “blacks” were shot at by nigs that were looting. Look at the communities where blacks live. They have no pride in their neighborhood’s or their country. All these things make the white race bitter, not racist. Most of us arent judging you on your skin color, only your actions.
Erica | December 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm
“Don’t worry Juice….Obama will pardon you on his way out in 4 years.”
8 years, just before the inauguration of President Clinton (Hillary).
veggi | December 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I think we need another Heidi & Spencer story to clear the air right now. Maybe 2 stories. Hopefully with video clips of both of them talking about politics.
mimm | December 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm
just another stoopid porch monkey