The always classy OJ Simpson is “throwing his hat into the ring” and claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. A videographer who amassed a ton of footage of OJ Simpson says:
“He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.”
Simpson also allegedly told him:
“I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself.”
I’m not sure if OJ Simpson is even a person anymore. Every time he’s in the news he sounds like some sort of evil mythological being. If you asked a group of children if they knew who OJ Simpson was they’d probably tell you he was just a story their parents made up to scare them into behaving. Like the boogyman, only less believable.
Slow moving sperm? It’s more like his sperm would have a fight to the death with all the other lovers’ sperm swimming around in there…that had to be some vicious fighting!
Un FUCKING believable…
O.K. I’m scraping together about 25.00 Will someone please put this son o a bitch out of his misery ?
Big headed ass muthafucka is giving Humanity a bad name!
well did the baby come out mulatto or can you not even tell…probably not. it’s probably white as hell from all the meth she did. maybe oj’s man poison was what eventually killed anna. i’m suprised the sperm weren’t carrying individual knives and thrashing all the way up her uterus.
Okay, that’s it. I officially judge Civilization as in abeyance, and declare the species without merit. Deity, you may now begin throwing lightning.
“I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself.”
Has there ever been anyone in the history of our nation that has been allowed to mock his victims’ families more than O.J.?
As clever as he is, even Fish couldn’t make that shit up. With OJ, I see a family resemblence to Greasy Bear, possibly to Pete Doherty. That is just pathetic about DanielleLynn though. We should all do our best to avoid contracting AIDS (and many of us have just been lucky) but how in the hell do I protect myself from SLOW MOVING SPERM? Are they going to make public service announcements (“City officials are spraying Florida neighborhoods today after an outbreak of slow-moving sperm contaminated…”)or am I going to step off a curb and something vile leaps out of the gutter and tries to burrow under my jeans, or what??? This is so truly disturbing. We need a Hero to take out OJ before we lose this planet and all life forms on it.
I’m surprised that no one has taken out this negro yet.
The prototype of the fully integrated American Negro.
He just did what every rich white man has done for centuries; namely get away with it.
Fuck him and the white Bronco he rode in on.
48, actually the first photos showed she was blonde. Her hair magically darkened about a week later — probably ANS and Stern dyed it to try to make it look like Birkhead wasn’t the dad. Hair dye would be the least toxic chemical that poor child was exposed to.
I don’t care if OJ did the killing or not. But he went to court and was found not guilty so how can any other court civil or not decide he was guilty without it being considered double jeopardy.
#14 – LMFAO
For a sick murderer, O.J. sure does crack me up.
to paraphrase Warren Beatty in “Bugsy”, is there anyone ANS _didn’t_ fuck that particular month?
not to defend OJ, but he actually didn’t say that – it’s some video guy who says that he said that…..seems like pretty dumb claim