OJ Simpson might be Dannielynn’s father

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The always classy OJ Simpson is “throwing his hat into the ring” and claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. A videographer who amassed a ton of footage of OJ Simpson says:

“He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.”

Simpson also allegedly told him:

“I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money – or the baby herself.”

I’m not sure if OJ Simpson is even a person anymore. Every time he’s in the news he sounds like some sort of evil mythological being. If you asked a group of children if they knew who OJ Simpson was they’d probably tell you he was just a story their parents made up to scare them into behaving. Like the boogyman, only less believable.