O.J. Simpson is a creature of habit – and murder, don’t forget murder

September 24th, 2007 // 125 Comments
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A few weeks ago O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend cheated on him with a handyman. O.J. confronted the guy and threatened to kill him. Now why does this sound familiar? The New York Post reports:

With his gal pal, Nicole look-alike Christie Prody, next to him, Simpson peeled his Lexus sedan into the driveway in the late evening as Marlene Gonzalez was parking her brawny hubby’s pickup truck.
Simpson made a beeline for her, shouting, “I need to f- – -ing talk to you,” Marlene Gonzalez said.
He told her that her husband had sex with Prody earlier that day, she said.
“I told him he had to solve that problem with his girlfriend,” she said.
Janos Gonzalez, who had been inside, emerged and told Simpson to leave.
But Simpson told the lantern-jawed lothario: “Come over here. I’m going to f- – -ing kill you,” Marlene Gonzalez said.
Simpson then placed his hand behind him as if drawing a gun, she said.

Okay, stop for a minute. If you’ve had sex with O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend and he shows up at your house threatening to kill you, it’s a safe bet that HE F—ING WILL! How stupid do you get? Who does this guy think he is coming out of the house? I didn’t know Superman’s real name was Janos Gonzalez. Apparently I’ve been misinformed, because Janos here is going to demonstrate how bullets bounce off his chest.

NOTE: When did the Post start writing like a harlequin novel? “Brawny hubby?” “Lantern-jawed lothario?” This isn’t even Page Six, this is their actual news. I tried to read about the presidential candidates, but I got confused when the stable-hand started churning the lady-of-the-house’s butter while the baron was out to market.


  1. GNAA

    http://www.gnaa.us join the GNAA and fight racism

  2. sickboy

    Fur Face.

  3. Riotboy

    She does look like Nicole only with bigger tits, which is always a plus.

  4. wtf people?

    oh and the fact that no one has even dared to reply shit to “whatever’s” comments just goes to prove the fact that all y’all want to do is put other people down, whether it be arguments over race, weight, beauty, ignorance, intelligence, etc. Not one person has made a good argument against any fact put out there. All y’all are doing is trying to make fun of me and talk shit about me (who you don’t even know, so that makes it bullshit right there). Your arguments are worthless. Redink- you said to pick up a history book… well, you got a big dose of slap in the face with a fucking history book by his comment and you never once said shit to/about it. You’re just a fake. You are superficial and you should stick to the celebrity gossip superficial stuff b/c history, politics, philosophy, and other studies like those really don’t suit you.

  5. No, she's fat

    OJ, haven’t learned yet about fucking with those white bitches huh? Dumb black ass.

  6. JrsyGrl

    The Post always writes like that!

    She is not pretty!

  7. Vince Lombardi

    I’m torn between saying: there are two things Orenthal sees in her — and they’re both holding up her dress;

    and….

    she’s wearing a tonne (that would be metric, yes) of makeup – perhaps he’s beating the shit out of her too.

    and….

    Orenthal likes her boobs because they remind him of footballs

  8. And yet another thing: you damn racists on this site need to STOP YOUR RACISM and SUPPORT THE JENA 6! I have gone to the trouble, once again, of providing your fucktards with a video which provides GREAT illumination on the JENA 6 injustices; my God, those poor innocent black children stuck in this white racist hellhole of a country!

    Watch the video, fucktards, you might learn something! Now, I have to go suck cock! YOU TURDS!!!

  9. OJ Simonson

    So that’s what Lindsay Lohan will look like in 10 years…

  10. rentfan1491

    Nicole was beautiful, classy, and intelligent. This skank looks like her idiot trailer park second cousin twice removed.

  11. yowillie

    A pearl necklace would look awesome

  12. skanky mcwhorey

    #100

    why am i still ON it? cause you keep replying. it takes two to tango. if you just take your two cents and sit down, this battle will be ovah!!!

  13. wtf people?

    and that’s the best you have to say? end of discussion. you suck.

  14. MrSemprini

    Hey, I think I spotted an eyebrow on her nipple. No, really. Scuse me, gotta go shower. And get clean. And scrub my skin til it bleeds.

  15. carsten5577

    It’s a safe bet that she has the I.Q. of an amoeba.

  16. Sad Taste In Women

    Looks like OJ has a thing for lantern-jawed blondes. So he’s probably a closeted gay crazy for men with long blonde hair and boobs strap ons.

  17. skanky mcwhorey

    #114

    and is THAT the best YOU have to say? god you’re dull and unoriginal. just what i would expect for a backward hick from the south.

    when are you going to stop taking the bait like a wide mouth bass?

  18. skanky mcwhorey

    #114

    and is THAT the best YOU have to say? god you’re dull and unoriginal. just what i would expect for a backward hick from the south.

    when are you going to stop taking the bait like a wide mouth bass?

  19. zebedee

    I hope this mudshark gets the same treatment as the last dumb blonde who set up house with OJ.

  20. #81 - Check Yourself into Racism Rehab

    #81 Sweetie,

    When you said you don’t want to date a black man, that is racism right there. And if the reason is because your parents will disown you or your town will be upset with you, and then it is time to educate your parents and your town, instead of following their idiotic and, of course, racist rules. It’s a good thing not everyone has your attitude or otherwise we’d still be stuck with segregation because no one would have challenged such rules.

    I’m really not trying to attack you, but I really wanted you to know, since you have been brainwashed by your parents and your town, that you are actually racist, whether you realize it or not. Whenever one decides to do or not to do something with/for another person because of the race of that person, that is racism. It’s that simple, sweetheart.

    #74 never made any racist Freudian slip, like you did, so that was s/he was not attacked.

  21. One more thing #81 Sweetie,

    If you find the woman in the video I’ve linked to, to be someone you would rather not have prepare your food, then you are a racist. Anyone like you, who won’t date a black man or have a lovely black woman like this prepare your food, is without a doubt, racist. There is nothing wrong with her; she is a perfect exemplar of black culture.

    As for myself, I like pulling trains of anonymous black men in dumpsters. Also, I am always on the lookout for a black man who would like to take a dump in my mouth. If you aren’t like me, then you are racist and should die.

    I like to star in Mexican donkey shows, that’s how progressive I am. I am enormously superior to you, you inbred racist retard.

  22. #81 - Check Yourself into Racism Rehab

    And of course #81 Sweetie,

    It is so cute to notice the attributes of anyone who would defend you, such as #122:
    1. Inability to logically deduce that the black woman in the video has issues with hygiene and that no one would therefore want her to prepare their food – so it was the reason of hygiene, not race.
    2. Inability to try to write the same way the person they are trying to troll.
    3. Just like a KKK member who is too cowardly to show his face, not only this defender of yours has a small white dick, he doesn’t even have the balls to be himself and therefore had to troll #121.

    So can you please take him to the rehab as well? Actually, maybe you should take him first because he needs it even more than you do. Before that, however, see if you can get him a penis and balls implant from a black man. Maybe then he can try to be half a man.

  23. And so you see, my dear, that I am a consummate expert at noticing and deducing the attributes of anyone loathsome and execrable enough to defend you and to deduce that you in turn are loathsome and execrable. You are without doubt, a loathsome, execrable, inbred, white-trash, trailer-park, racist retard.

    Now, if you will be so kind as to view the video I have linked, you will come to regret your fatal entanglement with someone with such formidable powers of deduction as I possess! You will be forced to witness glories of black civilization such as you have never witnessed before!

  24. OJ is GUILTY as hell

    I’m seriously thinking Christie Prody is *THE* mangina. #13 is right, I mean really that’s actually an insult to Charlie Sheen, she seriously doesn’t look like Nicole so whatever news moron said she is a Nicole look alike needs to get glasses!! And what is she wearing? I think my grandparents used to have an Oriental rug that looked JUST like that, hmmm so thats where it ended up at.

    #72 you need to lay off the crack pipe…If I said I only like apples then that doesnt mean I am being prejudice towards oranges. It’s called a PERSONAL PREFERENCE for a reason.

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