O.J. Simpson convicted of robbery, kidnapping

October 6th, 2008 // 81 Comments

So this is what it feels like to see O.J. Simpson get convicted of something. The Juice and his accomplice Clarence “C.J.” Stewart were both found guilty of robbery and kidnapping after they targeted a group of Las Vegas sports memorabilia collectors in Vegas. The AP reports:

Both Simpson, 61, and Stewart, 54, face mandatory minimum sentences of five years behind bars and could be sentenced to life in prison.
The star-athlete-turned-actor appeared somber and emotional as the verdict was read late on Friday night, and winced as he was handcuffed by marshals and led from the courtroom into a holding cell.

I think it’s safe to say that, no matter what the charges were, O.J. Simpson was going to jail. Jaywalking? Life with no parole. DUI? The chair. Murdering Heidi Montag? … Two to three years with time off for good behavior.

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  1. Italian Stallion

    Um, see what had happen was………

    TNB…..

  2. Vince Lombardi

    It looks like San Francisco son O.J. Simpson is headed for prison, although you don’t want to rule out the possibility that he is setting up an elaborate sting.

    Remember when Simpson vowed to spend the rest of his life looking for the real killers of his ex-wife and her friend? (It’s possible Simpson was misquoted; maybe he vowed to spend the rest of his afternoon.)

    Simpson spent most of the next 13 years on the golf course, growing increasingly frustrated with his inability to find killers, suspects, or even promising leads.

    Maybe Simpson, by getting himself imprisoned, is employing the police science he acquired while studying for the role of detective Nordberg in “The Naked Gun.”

    Surely he wanted to go to prison. Why else would Simpson tell one or two of his pals to bring firearms to that Las Vegas caper? They needed guns for that job like they needed pogo sticks.

    And if you were looking for real killers, where would you look? On the golf course, or in prison?

    Once inside the joint, Simpson can work the room, use his charm and his cigarette allotment to buy friendships and get the lowdown from the low down on who killed whom.

    If Simpson is sent to a prison like Lompoc – which, last time I visited, had golf facilities for the inmates – he can kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

    It looks like Simpson will spend the next several decades behind bars, pending an appeal, whereupon all bets are off. One thing we know about Simpson is that when he enters a courtroom, logic, justice and rational thinking flee, fighting like the Three Stooges to get through the door.

    Simpson murders two people (according to a jury in a civil trial) and walks away a free man. Then he steals his own souvenirs, which might have been stolen from him in the first place, nobody gets his or her hair mussed, and a jury convicts him on 12 felony counts.

    (Ah, the irony! One of the repo’d items was a photo of Simpson with then-FBI director J. Edgar Hoover. The mastermind of the Vegas caper asked the FBI to assist, but the FBI declined, saying it was a civil matter. Had the FBI been there, Simpson probably would have emerged a hero.)

    Not that I have the slightest pity for Simpson. But once we fix the American economy, can we spend some time tightening up some loose screws in the judicial system?

    Simpson and his five-man posse shook down two memorabilia dealers. One of the men was so traumatized that within minutes of the kidnapping/robbery, he was on the phone to news outlets. This guy, a convicted stalker, wanted charges dropped against Simpson. The other victim spoke of making “big money” from his victimhood.

    The man who set up the sting secretly videotaped it and sold the six-minute tape for $210,000, then made another $20,000 writing a book about it. This fellow, a memorabilia broker, once sold video of Anna Nicole Smith’s breast-implant surgery.

    One benefit of prison for Simpson: He’ll be hanging with classier people.

    The downside: No Vegas buffets.

    The Juice’s fall has been breathtaking. Simpson is one of the greatest athletes ever from San Francisco. He had rickets as a kid, wore braces on his legs until he was 5, then busted out like Forrest Gump. He was a superstar at Galileo High, then City College of San Francisco, then USC and the NFL, coming home to finish his career as a limping warhorse with the 49ers in 1978 and ’79.

    Simpson indirectly launched the 49ers’ dynasty. The colossally boneheaded trade that brought him to San Francisco, for a first-round draft pick and four other picks, contributed to the firing of coach and general manager Joe Thomas, which created an opening for a fellow named Bill Walsh.

    Somewhere along the line, Simpson’s storybook life took a swan dive into the toilet. Once, Simpson was a uniter, a feel-good cultural bridge between blacks and whites, a football-movie-TV hero to all races. His murder trial caused deep black/white racial polarization, and his recent conviction will have a similar effect.

    Many see the 12-count guilty verdict reached by a jury with no blacks (one Hispanic) as payback, an NBA-style makeup call. However you look at it, it’s a setback for interracial harmony and understanding.

    Now Simpson is in jail, awaiting his sentence, kept in isolation for his own protection. Isolation! How’s he going to find killers if he can’t mingle with the other prisoners?

    Life is so unfair.

  3. FCS

    OJ Simpson stopped being black about 30 years ago. I mean really, does he hang out in the hood or the golf course?

  4. John McCain

    I haven’t had a hard on since 1975.

  5. Grunion

    #52 “Simpson indirectly launched the 49ers’ dynasty”

    In that case excectue the motherfucker.

  6. Johnnie Cockring

    “If it doesn’t quit…you must acquit.”

    There…now turn loose the Juice!

  7. Slut

    Bet the glove fits now OJ!

  8. Sarah Palin

    Typical fuckin’ stupid-ass gad-damned NIGGER!!!!

  9. Sarah Palin

    Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

    (applause)

    After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

    (long applause)

    Vote McCain (Palin)

    Amen!

    (AMEN!!!)

  10. Impatient

    Is this it for today? Nothing better in the news?

  11. longcock

    “I think it’s safe to say that, no matter what the charges were, O.J. Simpson was going to jail. Jaywalking? Life with no parole. DUI? The chair. Murdering Heidi Montag? … Two to three years with time off for good behavior.”

    LOL truest statement ever

  12. blowhard

    “That’s a pretty tall order Nordberg. You’ll have to give me a couple of days on that one.”

  13. Mike Ditka

    Fucking barely-literate porch monkey fucks up everything he does except run the football. It’s the only fukin thing he’s ever been worth a fukin shit at. Damned worthless pile of puke.

  14. bb

    It is about damn time. What a worthless, ignorant pile of shit. I hope to God he never gets out. This is not a Black or White thing: it is about a stupid lying fucker who has been guilty for 13 years.
    The time has come to Pay the Piper. You dumb shit…how the fuck do you think you could get away with armed robbery? What a stupid fool!

    Enjoy getting your ass fucked, you lying piece of shit!

  15. THE RICHEST

    On a serious note, this highlights how trials-by-jury are wrong. The jurors in this case obviously lack the knowledge and mental sharpness required because they have failed to notice the absence of signs of guilt, sorrow, anxiety, deceit, embarrassment etc that would be visible in O.J. Simpson’s and Clarence Stewart’s faces if they did do what they are alleged to have done.

    Mr. Goldman was visibly embarrassed during this trial, what wrong had he done to induce this embarrassment? Falsified evidence??

    The Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the richest and best educated country in the World, correct? In 2005 George W. Bush was on the news in the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as having been jailed for violent assaults and sexual assaults against women. George W. Bush has also served other terms in prison including for the sexual abuse of children. (If he wants to take me on in any way he is welcome to).

    Does the judge (or, do the judges) in the trial of O.J. Simpson and Clarence Stewart answer to George W. Bush or any associate of his?

    Both O.J. Simpson and Clarence Stewart are innocent. There must be someone in the U.S.A. that can put all this right. Is there?

  16. pat

    #52 Vince Lombardi.

    Great scenario ! They should make a movie about that. Like PRISON BREAK , O.J. Simpson deliberately goes to jail, learns it was the government (and The Company) that killed Nicole and Goldman (who was the real target). What’s a good title? THE VINDICATOR, maybe?

  17. justiceforsome?

    So white people and their corrupt justice system finally got that black man that they where after. Wow how very impressive. Does this jury think they did something? They didn’t what it does prove is that an all white jury could not find a man that was found innocent under white man’s law was pursued and punished, because that is the white man’s justice. This man was found innocent and since then he has been pursued by white people and thier corrupt laws.

    Most of those items did belong to Mr. Simpson and since they were stolen, I question why the law did not do their duty by their citizens and why they did not go and pursue the law that htey took an oath to uphold, by arresting the persons with the stolen merhandise. I question how a man can be found innocent and how he can be sued. I question why corrupt laws and people that are suppose to be upholding the law why they continue to keep their jobs.

    I question how a jury can find a man guilty when there is a tape with the law officials laughing and saying california didn’t get him, we are going to get him. I question how the same law that found Mr. Simpson gulity could make a plea bargain with others that where said to take part in breaking the law.

    I hope Mr. Simpson appeals and wins his appeal. I am sick of Fred Goldman wiht his BS. Fred Goldman was not even talking to his son at the time he was murdered, yet he sits up there as the distraught father. Fred is full of shit.

    I can only hope that the same Karma that everyone talks about is bestowed on those corrupt law officials and the all white jury that did not do their duty, they where after their book deals as so many before them.

  18. justiceforsome?

    So white people and their corrupt justice system finally got that black man that they where after. Wow how very impressive. Does this jury think they did something? They didn’t what it does prove is that an all white jury could not find a man that was found innocent under white man’s law was pursued and punished, because that is the white man’s justice. This man was found innocent and since then he has been pursued by white people and thier corrupt laws.

    Most of those items did belong to Mr. Simpson and since they were stolen, I question why the law did not do their duty by their citizens and why they did not go and pursue the law that htey took an oath to uphold, by arresting the persons with the stolen merhandise. I question how a man can be found innocent and how he can be sued. I question why corrupt laws and people that are suppose to be upholding the law why they continue to keep their jobs.

    I question how a jury can find a man guilty when there is a tape with the law officials laughing and saying california didn’t get him, we are going to get him. I question how the same law that found Mr. Simpson gulity could make a plea bargain with others that where said to take part in breaking the law.

    I hope Mr. Simpson appeals and wins his appeal. I am sick of Fred Goldman wiht his BS. Fred Goldman was not even talking to his son at the time he was murdered, yet he sits up there as the distraught father. Fred is full of shit.

    I can only hope that the same Karma that everyone talks about is bestowed on those corrupt law officials and the all white jury that did not do their duty, they where after their book deals as so many before them.

  19. me

    So white people and their corrupt justice system finally got that black man that they where after. Wow how very impressive. Does this jury think they did something? They didn’t what it does prove is that an all white jury could not find a man that was found innocent under white man’s law was pursued and punished, because that is the white man’s justice. This man was found innocent and since then he has been pursued by white people and thier corrupt laws.

    Most of those items did belong to Mr. Simpson and since they were stolen, I question why the law did not do their duty by their citizens and why they did not go and pursue the law that htey took an oath to uphold, by arresting the persons with the stolen merhandise. I question how a man can be found innocent and how he can be sued. I question why corrupt laws and people that are suppose to be upholding the law why they continue to keep their jobs.

    I question how a jury can find a man guilty when there is a tape with the law officials laughing and saying california didn’t get him, we are going to get him. I question how the same law that found Mr. Simpson gulity could make a plea bargain with others that where said to take part in breaking the law.

    I hope Mr. Simpson appeals and wins his appeal. I am sick of Fred Goldman wiht his BS. Fred Goldman was not even talking to his son at the time he was murdered, yet he sits up there as the distraught father. Fred is full of shit.

    I can only hope that the same Karma that everyone talks about is bestowed on those corrupt law officials and the all white jury that did not do their duty, they where after their book deals as so many before them.

  20. tc

    This man turned the American a joke. The whole world laughed at you and your ‘money buys freedom from justice’ legal system.

    If you let the murdering cunt off on appeal, that pretty much spells the end of The American Way.

    About time.

  21. OJ was a career criminal

    To you darkies out there:
    We are sorry your bastion of legal evasion was finally taken down by “the man”. This old punk was a criminal since his days of youth. He brutally murdered his nigger loving whore of a wife and the other dude. He was filthy rich and bought his way out. He then proceeded to fuck young white models and enjoy himself committing acts of definace along the way: outbursts of small violence,etc.
    He broke into a residence with several armed thugs and you violent thugs do not think this is illegal?

    I think we should not live with your kind any longer and should start rearming ourselves for protection.

    concerned caucasion

  22. Aslan from Narnia is weighing in on the issue since everyone else seems to be. To see the wise old Lion’s take on the subject go to, http://beema.wordpress.com/2008/10/06/beemanews-2/.

  23. T Dawg

    I can’t stop chuckling every time I imagine O.J. in prison– bent over his bunk ass-out and the big heavily inked inmate (#6969), exclaiming at the point of fruition, “Yeah baby, here comes the juice!!!”

  24. TJ

    I can’t stop chuckling every time I imagine O.J. in prison– bent over his bunk ass-out and the big heavily inked inmate (#6969), exclaiming at the point of fruition, “Yeah baby, here comes the juice!!!”

  25. I just realized that starting with poster #16 every post 10 posts following is too funny. Maybe it’s time to play the lotto. No on the real tip though he really should’ve chilled out after the first time.

  26. clara half

    I am so happy he will finally pay!! and yes like someone said Karma is a Bitch. whatever you do in life sooner or later you have to pay. I felt this happyness inside when he finally was convicted. I hope he rots in jail for all he has done. He should have never been let out in the first place. Let’s see how his over sea’s money will save him now!! old N……

  27. spaceboy

    its great this pile of scum is going to the BIG HOUSE!!! he thinks he got away with murder and he did for years. now as the saying goes what goes around comes around. he is going where he should have been put after murdering those people. finally a judge who has the balls to put him in the big house. hopefully someone will beat him to a bloody pulp before he gets out.

  28. Ethan

    Karma’s a bitch.

    Guess you can’t nail jello to the wall, but you sure can pour the Juice into a cage.

    The thug got what’s coming to him. Too bad he couldn’t make his victory party he already booked before the verdict was read. If only he had become a “community organizer” and sanitized his image. I hear it does wonders.

  29. finally a judge who has the balls to put him in the big house. hopefully someone will beat him to a bloody pulp before he gets out

  30. Heidi Lacock

    OJ has a really fat cock.

  31. Heidi Lacock

    OJ has a really pretty peter.

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