O.J. Simpson convicted of robbery, kidnapping

October 6th, 2008 // 81 Comments

So this is what it feels like to see O.J. Simpson get convicted of something. The Juice and his accomplice Clarence “C.J.” Stewart were both found guilty of robbery and kidnapping after they targeted a group of Las Vegas sports memorabilia collectors in Vegas. The AP reports:

Both Simpson, 61, and Stewart, 54, face mandatory minimum sentences of five years behind bars and could be sentenced to life in prison.
The star-athlete-turned-actor appeared somber and emotional as the verdict was read late on Friday night, and winced as he was handcuffed by marshals and led from the courtroom into a holding cell.

I think it’s safe to say that, no matter what the charges were, O.J. Simpson was going to jail. Jaywalking? Life with no parole. DUI? The chair. Murdering Heidi Montag? … Two to three years with time off for good behavior.

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  1. Rant

    Another day of reading that Palin is bitch, and/or a milf, Lindsay Lohan and the Creature from the Blue Lagoon are in a bikini, and about a day in the life of two douches known as Spencer and Heidi.

  2. Rant

    And OJ is a double murdering, kidnapping, robbing son of a bitch.

    Prepare to have your asshole torn to shreds!!!!

  3. lindawang

    Poor guy, does he still hook up with thosehot models on the tall celebrity site ____Seekingtall.c o m____ ???The last time I saw his profile is last monday, hope he does not leave.

  4. TwelveStep

    Screw the bastard to the wall! It’s about time that murdering bastard got what was coming to him!

  5. Big Ro

    Karma is a bitch heh?

  6. Evil

    He gets off on the crime he should have been convicted of and convicted for the crime I actually agreed with. Because what sort of word do we live in where you can borrow a bunch of goons and get your stuff back?

  7. I'm Obama and I approve...

    Damn…the white devil strikes again.
    And he never even got his shot on Dancing With The Stars.

    Meanwhile, America and Europe are throwing their money and support behind a Muslim Oreo.

    Yay for me!!

  8. America the Beautiful

    Ron Paul for President

  9. BigJim

    He was doing Kato Kailin in the ass for years. Now he gets to see what it’s like on the catching end.

  10. man

    bout time he go to jail. sheeeeit. black folks AND white folks know he done some fucked up shit. lock his ass up already!

  11. BigJim

    @9

    Ru Paul? Why would we want a tranny as prez? Well, I guess a he/she would still be better than dubya.

  12. FACE

    The worst crime in this country is to be accused of putting your hands on a white woman – if you are a black man. If it was his first wife – who was black – we wouldnt even care about OJ now…and you OJ haters know it deep down. Keep lying to yourself that it is not about race.

  13. Mdiz

    Why is it better to drink apple juice?

    Cause OJ will kill ya!

    Haaaaaaa Rot fucker.

    m

  14. Max Planck

    He’s smiling because he know Obama will pardon him.

  15. Max Planck

    He’s smiling because he knows Obama will pardon him.

  16. Sheva

    The US is a racist imperialist system that must be stopped.
    Free OJ! Stop the racist justice system.

    Vote for Obama and advance socialism and marxism. And a pardon for OJ!

    Signed,
    Bill Ayers,

  17. Ma-Ke Ren

    Oooh, that’s shocking.
    Really? They’d rather lock him up for robbery than murder.
    What’s wrong with these Liberal fucks nowadays?

  18. NAIL him for praticely everything:
    EVEN FOR SHITTING IN THE PUBLIC-LAVATORY!!

  19. Paco Manuel

    What a stupid motherfucker. Gets off for murder but still can’t keep himself clean!

  20. Michelle Obama

    OJ should be locked up in the smelly monkey-house at the zoo.

  21. Air Mail

    This whole thing has a moral element to it. He gets away with murder, then later on gets involved in a crime in front of everyone, in a town where he will get convicted. Did he want to get punished?

  22. Arrogance did him in…

  23. havoc

    Kill Whitey…

    .

  24. mimi

    OJ should kill Fish Head.

    FISH HEAD youare a miserable woman hating ass-hole!

  25. John McCain

    This is a start. Particularly if he’s killed in prison.

    Compare the two trials. Justice prevails IF AND ONLY IF the jury has the capacity for logical thinking. For that reason, in my America, there will be no blacks on juries, as in this trial.

  26. Face

    (beats own chest several times) the white man had no right to be messing with OJ. They wouldn’t care if it was a black woman he done killed (drops down on all fours and scratches ass and then sniffs fingers. becomes bipedal again) You devils have always been about takin a good brutha down. What the Juice did is not your concern It aint none of your mutha fuckin business what a man does with his own shit. (farts so hard he squirts brown liquid down his leg and then tries to shake it off and loses balance and falls to the floor) Aint no white man gonna tell me I is an ape to my face. I a bad man.

    (poor dumb jig. I would smack you like Kimbo Slice, bitch)

    Face – Baddest Man on the Internet

  27. Deacon Jones

    Where’s Spike Lee calling for a retrial? Or Jesse Jackson and Sharpton this time?

    Only a FUCKING IDIOT would consider armed robbery after he was saved by the skin of his teeth by his lawyers for a double homicide conviction. Rot in hell OJ, I still like you in Naked Gun series however,

  28. When OJ is in jail

    Will he try to throw poop at people that pass by?

  29. Sarah Palin

    In my traditional small-town America, there’s a place for deer and moose, but not for coons.

  30. Face

    I a Bad Man.
    True.

  31. Right Fury

    I see stupid democrats….

  32. farty_mcshitface

    maybe we should all show the juice some sympathy and understanding. we should undertake a Vaseline fundraiser for the dude be goin away for a while. he will find out why they call it the slammer. he will know what its like to toss salad chewing on some filthy prisoner’s hairy old shit-pit and if he’s lucky, maybe there will be a dingleberry or two for a snack. this fucker had it coming for a long time now.
    OJ- justice delayed no more.

  33. Spanky

    Here come the riots again.

    Only this time it will be in the prison to see who gets to be the first to ass rape him.

  34. OK John

    @ #26, JM: Seriously man, you just convinced me to vote for you. It sounds like the start of a fucking utopia.

  35. Republican

    That’ll learn ‘em for fucking white women. Not just Nicole – all of them have been white. It’s like he was waving a red flag in our faces. Well, nigboy, it took awhile because of Obama’s affirmative action in the court rooms, but you’re where all of your kind belong: in a cage.

    “Fight the power” all you want. In time, we always win.

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  37. Bubba

    OJ will never have to worry about what could happen to him in prison…everyone knows that celebrities get treated much differently and he will be kept in isolation “…for his own safety after have received threats after he arrived there.”

    This is just a “make-up” for him not being found guilty before…people need to move on and get over it. But, whatever. He will be treated much better than the other criminals and will never be in the same place as any of them. He’ll be moved to a minimum-security facility (a.k.a. a nice house) in a matter of less than 2 months.

  38. grobpilot

    “Two to three years” for murdering Heidi Montag? Shit, I’d give the guy a medal, some reparations and an apology for accusing him of murder all those years ago (even though he’s still guilty as fuck for that).

  39. Run nigga nigga nigga run nigga nigga nigga

  40. John MCain

    I helped ruin banks in the 80′s. opps

  41. John MCain

    Keating was a good friend of mine until they sent him to prison. oops.

  42. Big Ro

    #40

    Fuck you

  43. Busta Nut

    Huh…kill two white people, go free in LA. Try and steal some footballs in Las Vegas, go to jail and get a seat at the all the cock you can eat buffet table.

    What a wonderful and crazy world we live in. If you think this deserves some attention, please donate to the OJ Fund at :www.soaponaroap.com.

    OJ’s asshole before jail: o

    OJ’s asshole after jail: ( )

    I’m going to mail him some Depends so his intestines don’t fall out.

  44. Rosie

    Why do people care whether O.J. Simpson is convincted for some crime?

    No one cared when Robert Blake was found not guilty for his wife’s murder. No one cared when Phil Spector’s trial ended in a mistrial.

    The media claimed that no one wanted to re-create the media circus of the Simpson trial. But when Simpson is convincted for attempting to steal some sports memorabilia that he claimed once belonged to him . . . suddenly both the media and the public are interested again.

    They don’t care when two white male celebrities escape conviction, yet they care when a black male celebrity escapes conviction for the murder of two white people. Interesting.

  45. Monkey Free America

    It just goes to prove: You can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle out of the monkey.

  46. Hot blonde chick

    Why not let him alone he has paid his dues. He is handsome and I don’t care what you haters say about him…I’d do him and so would most white women if they had the chance!

  47. KARMA IS A MOTHERF@CKER!

    It’s about time this GUILTY as hell murderer gets nailed….and I’m sure it’s only the first of many more nailings to come in his orange monkey suit.

    That being said…..I’d rather see OJ as the VP than Palin.

  48. Bilvis

    What happens in Vegas apparently doesn’t stay in Vegas

  49. @45 cause no one gives a fuck about who the hell Robert Blake and the other dude were…but everyone knows OJ, plus, Johnny Cochran made him famous as fuck

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