O.J. Simpson, drunk off his ass, admitted to killing wife
Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, is releasing a tell-all book Monday (above) where he outlines how he helped O.J. beat the murder rap. He also drops the bomb that Orange Juice got hammered and confessed to killing his wife. Damn, and here I thought I was the only one who drunkenly admits to be Nicole Brown’s real killer. Now what will I tell people at cocktail parties? Anyway, the AP reports:
He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.
In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: “If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”
“Nothing more needed to be said,” Gilbert writes. “O.J. had confessed to me. There’s no doubt in my mind.”
“If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.” Really? Because I always imagined that if you hadn’t, oh I dunno, FUCKING MURDERED HER, she’d still be alive. But I’m just a guy looking into magnifying glass while stroking his chin. What do I know?