OJ Simpson commits more crimes

September 14th, 2007 // 92 Comments
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OJ Simpson was questioned today after he allegedly broke into the Palace Station casino last night and stole some sports memorabilia at gunpoint from memorabilia dealer Alfred Beardsley. OJ admitted to the AP he took the memorabilia (which he once owned and claims was his) but denies he broke in and used a gun. TMZ reports:

[Beardsley] he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson’s crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.

Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson’s book, “I Want to Tell You.”

OJ Simpson is living just the classiest life imaginable. I’m surprised nobody has written a children’s book about him. You know, to inspire kids. Dare them to dream!

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  1. Nicole

    FIRST!

  2. Ron

    SECOND!

  3. n!gger

    What did you expect from a n!gger?

  4. O rage o desespoir o vieillesse ennemie

  5. jrzmommy

    He didn’t break in…..he was looking for the REAL murderers….sheesh…all a misunderstanding.

  6. Ted from LA

    I think killing the two other people was worse than this. Maybe he was just looking for the “real killer” in the room. Don’t use that “n” word #3. It makes you sound really ignorant, and I am sure that could not possible be the case.

  7. havoc

    If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

    .

  8. Aaahhh Juice. When you you stop committing crimes? Probably never.

  9. ipa

    so, for the rest of the weekend, I have to look at OJ Simpson and his glum look everytime i load the thesuperficial? PLEASE mr. fish, nooooooo!!

    I thought, when the Fish was looking for new writers, we would get updated on weekends, too. . i was all, wooo, we gonna get news on saturdays/sundays, surely that’s why he’s looking for new writers!! seems obviously not to be the case.

    carl, you’re still a lazy ass!!! and pls improve the writing over there at geekologie .. it reached the point of being just plain sad.

  10. ssdd

    This guy is a piece of shit ..always has been ..always will be.

  11. Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid

    Has that sunk in yet? Moron.

  12. betenoir

    @#3
    Gotta love racist trolls! They’re so far down on the food chain, even the amoeba don’t want them.

    You recessive gene, melanin deprived ignoramus! Go sit in the sun and get cancer!

  13. Wait for it… he’s going to write another book… “If I did that too.”

  14. um

    # 12
    get over it.

    Ah, OJ. Yeah I hope he writes a book as elaborately as his last.

  15. What a fucking dipshit.

  16. Tatiana

    FRIST!!!!!111!ONE!!!11ELEVEN!!

    Well, maybe not.

  17. Matthew

    hey oj will get away with it again and is he still tryin g to find “the real killers” hey oj your the real killer killed two people

  18. nicole

    WTF is the matter with this guy? If I managed to kill two people and got away with it, you would never hear from me again.
    He is truly a narcissistic sociopath. He may kill again. I would not be at all surprised.

  19. JIMBO…………
    Paging JIMBO…………

  20. cracked

    Lol, what a buttmonkey.

  21. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    SAVE THE JUICE! ahahahahaha

  22. Larry Craig

    MARK FOLEY……
    Paging MARK FOLEY….

  23. n!gger

    Sounds like the some of you can’t face reality.

  24. Johnnie Cochran

    #1, relax, don’t lose your head over this…

  25. Mike

    The first three responders were Nicole, Ron, and a n!gger.
    Now that’s fuckin funny.

  26. MartinLutherKing

    Somebody had a dream, Fish, but it doubt it was this publicity stunt!

  27. wedgeone

    Nicole was asking for it, for a long time. Didn’t any of you read about the way she was living her life? Total slut. I’m not really excusing OJ, but still, she was fucking asking for it if you ask me.

  28. Hecubus

    Wait a minute here, are you suggesting OJ Simpson murdered his wife and her lover ?????? How DARE you ????? I have never heard such horrible slanderous lies. OJ a murderer ? It’s disgusting that you would attempt to besmerch the character of such a kind gentle loving man with your filthy lies.

  29. argh

    25: LMAO!

  30. Rose

    I hope he writes another book that gets canceled.

    The guy is a freakin’ murderer that rubs it in any chance, and he goes and does this? UGH.

  31. Captain Sloppy

    What a zany guy! What wacky stunt will he pull next? I know, he’ll join Al Quada and blow up the Walmart in Billings, Montana..

  32. This guy always gets away with murder…

  33. David

    Could we ask for a better story than this? Picturing the crime sets the comedy bar unbelievably high. He’s outdoing Mike Tyson.

    What next for “The Juice”? Smuggling heroin? Trading nuclear arms with terrorists? Is he capable of surprising us again?

  34. wedgeone

    #27 – Nobody asked you,schack, so just shut the flying fuck up and go outside for some fresh air. The stank of you & your computer being velcroed to this site for 3 straight days is starting to get to your Mom when she comes downstairs to do the laundry.

  35. He could shoot three people on the jury, on live television and there would be people screaming support for him. And he’d probably get acquitted. Again.

    Guy deserves to be catching passes in prison.

  36. wedgeone

    I’ll admit it, I’ve got a big crush on black male athletes! They’re so…horsey. Yum.

  37. rusty

    I’d hit it.

    Oh, wait. I thought this was a different topic.

  38. Nikky Raney

    im so sick of him.

  39. ha

    #12 how do you know that #3 is white? Your stereotypical comment shows that you are indeed, a racist at the same level of #3. Good work.

  40. havoc

    Christ…..HOMER Simpson has more integrity than this guy.

    .

  41. Di

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  42. Man, this guy never gives up does he? Why doesn’t he just clink away and stay out of the public eye? Maybe

  43. B. Obama

    #41 – don’t you have a color monitor? It would have been more appropriate to post the Emancipation Proclamation.

  44. whackjob

    None of it is OJ’s fault. His actions are in keeping with what happens when the white man continues to keep African-Americans down as they have throughout history and today. He had no choice but to kill those two, nor did he have any choice in robbing Mr. Beardsly. It’s whitey’s fault. If he’d have gotten a fair chance in America he wouldn’t have….

    HAHAHAHAHA! What a stupid sonofabitch! Wonder if coke was involved. He longs for jail? See-ya. Watch out for that karma wheel ya dumfuk.

  45. …hey…did someone darken this photo?

  46. Amanda

    Fourtyfuckingsixth, bitches!

  47. jEnsmo

    murderer…murderer…murderer….theif…theif…theif…murderer….murderer…murderer…

    The good news? He’ll get his judgement one day.

  48. Kiwi

    Bah.. he’s such an attention whore.

  49. Hollywood Agent

    I still can’t believe that no one has snuffed out this guy already.

    I saw his daughter about 10+ years ago at the public library in Brentwood. The press weren’t even there bothering her. She was with a couple of other children studying and whispering to each other. I felt so sorry for her having such a monster as her father.

  50. Hollywood Agent

    #41 -

    Stop with the Cut and Paste already. You’re just wasting space on this earth.

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