Lady GaGa arrived to the Grammys last night inside an opaque egg carried by her entourage which she later emerged from in a yolk dress only to start touching herself. Or in other words, she’s entirely out of ideas. In the meantime, if Lady GaGa thought she could interpret how I enjoy a Grand Slam breakfast into dance without my permission, she’s going to be getting a nasty letter from my lawyer. *picks up phone* “Hey, Phil, how are ya? Remember that time you said you’d never meet me at Denny’s again then whipped a coffee mug at my jugular? You’re never going to believe– Oh, you saw the Grammys, too. — Exactly like that day. — Yes, I remember the restraining order included phone calls. — Jesus, Phil, it was only a penis. An erect penis, but– Then why do they make the pancakes so delicious?! — Fine, call the cops! We’ll let them decide how sexual a value-priced morning feast is and then maybe you can join us in the 21st century, Miles Davis. — Ooh, Phil fucked a robot once, everybody. Whoopity doo!” *hangs up*
He thinks we have a case.
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Just another Madonna rip off. Song, style, all of it. I used to like her, now she’s just so damn full of herself it’s not even funny.
Madonna “ripped off” The Staple Sisters song “Respect Yourself” (circa 1972) when she sang “Express Yourself” so…eh…your complaint doesn’t hold much water.
STFU perez.
the music, the outrageous antics and costumes, everything. It’s all a copy and it was much better the first time around. Hopefully in 20 years Gaga looks like the goddamn crypt keeper too.
True. Always thought Madonna was a boring, unsexy poser who tried to hard as well.
I noticed a glaring grammatical error in this article, you wrote She in reference to Lady Gaga instead of He.
OH SNAP!
I also got my period today! Go me!
you can see her nipples in pic 7, did you notice that? :)
Didn’t Spinal Tap do something similar?
HAHAHA bingo~ where are they now?? ;-)
Yes. The bass player gets stuck in his egg/cocoon. LMAO
Righteous reference Snuffbox.
that whole concept is so… ova.
That comment will be over the head of 95% of Superficial viewers. Nicely done!
Eggsactly.
I dont get it??????
Bahahahahaha!
LMAO. Zing!
Muffin Top of the Year
Her muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat…
I really wish she’d lose some weight. Preferably around 140lb – ie dissappear.
why are her shoulders soo pointy … someone is going to loose an eye!
Can we start calling her GooGoo now? She needs to crawl back into the rotten proverbial egg she came from. Oh, and Eggpress Yourself!
She can do all the theatrical shit she wants, it won’t make her new single suck less. Seriously, I’m not being pompous or closed-minded. I like dancing to a good pop song. But seriously, her single SUCKS.
Chlamydia , not just for breakfast anymore.
Lady Gimmick is getting played out.
Suffering from explosive diarrhea from the salmonella she gave me.
This proves it. Gaga is the lovechild of The Alien and Predator.
Haha that’s pretty special!
what’s THIS ?
Boy she did put some weight on compared to what she used to look like. She shouldn’t be emphasizing her mid section!
Looking more & more like Amy Winehouse on acid….which is NOT a good thing.
dont two negatives make a positive?
I’m positive she looks dreadful.
She’s so weird but I’m not gonna lie, I love that rubber dress.
+1
She looks like a klingon. She must be popular wit the Trekkie.
She works hard to look like an alien being.
The last time I enjoyed someone pop out of an egg, he was from Ork. And I was 7.
Brilliant!
Chicken? Egg? After that picture, who’s coming PERIOD?
Someone plug the hole.
You can totally see her oddly shaped right nipple in this picture. Yikes.
They’re covered with pasties dumbass
Its enough with this one. Song sounds like Madonna, speech thanking a Whitney was weird. Hopefully this is the beginning of the end.
Lady Ga Ga… Brought to you by the makers of Cocoon.
I thought her sponsor was Popeye’s Chicken?
See chickens lay eggs, ohh forget it.
I’ll be better on Wednesday, promise
Why is Todd Palin in a dress carrying a giant egg?
Some like their eggs scrambled. Some like them sunny side up. And some like them with love handles.
Great. Now eggs can not only give you salmonella, but chlamydia too.
She wanted to express that she was “born that way”… get it? get? No, me neither.
Ok, seriously, I turned on the tv while she was performing and I thought it was Madonna. So, Madonna is performing that same song Gaga just rippe… oh, shit…!
I don’t get it either. This is how I show up to work every day – but as a lychee.
First she plagiarized Madonna…now she’s plagiarizing Mork?
Life Cycle of a Parasite: The Musical
Make mine scrambled.
First the meat dress, now the yolk dress… How is she getting away with this?
VEGAN FIRING SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!
Problem is you Vegans use pea shooters.
She looks like she wearing the Jolly Green Giant’s busted condom.
When did Marilyn Manson grow boobs? Just kidding, he’s always had them.
This has more vagina and titty diddles than a Miley Cyrus post.
Aaaaaa…. lady gaga! *runs away scared ch!tless!!!!
Anyone else find it slightly ironic that a person alleged to have been born a he is coming out of an egg? Ova … reeeeeeeeeeelly??? That could be as close to an ovary as He’s been since birth.
I would like an omlette!! First?
I think she looks like shit, but she’d be beautiful if she wanted to
I feel like the only one around here who thinks she awesome. She doesn’t her own weird little thing. Different is good, at least for me. And doesn’t anyone else get sick of the same female cookie cutter looks that we see saturated in the media? Oh gawd she has a big nose and small tits, SHE MUST BE A MAN! That’s such bs.
Wow, how typos can ruin a good point. My bad. :(
Ewww she is so fugly its unreal.
EEWWW
Only thing lamer than her are some o th jokes in these comments, http://www.wikio.co.uk/video/ed-mcmahon-hiyo-1298384
I’d lay the pipe to her sexy ass.
THE SHOULDERS, THE SHOULDERS
GOOD GOD, THE SHOULDERS
wtf is wrong with her shoulders??¿?¿?
she looks evil! Monarch programation all over!
and wait! is that a cross underneath that egg on the red carpet? could this be more satanic????