As part of MTV’s initiative to make me perpetually bleed from the cornea, Snooki was once again wedged into a swimsuit for a day of filming Jersey Shore in Miami. I personally love the part where Pauly D pretends she’s physically attractive enough to dry hump because you know they whipped out the contract on that one. “Line 24b: ‘MTV reserves the right to place your penis in, near or around hazardous material because we’re paying you a little shits an unholy amount of money thanks to losing a drunken bet with Satan. I want to die.’” (Actual clause.)
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Stop being pigs all of you..and being judgemental. She’s a cute young lady. She’s short and she’s got a cute bathing suit on!!!!
Seems I am the odd one out but I think she looks good. Why are people only interested in these fake stickinsects? She appears happy with how she looks and clearly takes pride in her presentation.
Seems I am the odd one out but I think she looks good. Why are people only interested in these fake stickinsects? She appears happy with how she looks and clearly takes pride in her presentation.
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yea, suit is not flattering.
She’s hot.
Yikes!!! Wtf..!
Ugh!! No thanks! Don’t want!
Is.it.just.me.or.is.this.girl.getting.hotter.by.the.day?
At first I thought this was danny devito in drag but thought no, it couldn’t be cuz danny devito would look more like a woman if he dressed in drag. This Jersey bitch is truly truly hideous. I hope shes reading this and realize that someone as fugly (FUCKING UGLY) as that is should not be out and needs to be shot immediately like a wild elephant who escaped from a circus…cuz that is what she is, a wild elephant….in skimpy swimwear. fucking nasty. pure excrement.
WOW america can do better than this.
She’s not a skinny supermodel stereotype and SO WHAT?!! She looks good and she’s confortable with herself. That’s Great.
I love the fact that “The Superficial” is so politically incorrect with everything, but I can tell you that you kinda missed the mark on this one.
OK she’s not Kim Kardashian (she wishes, probably), but she looks HOT in her own way.
She’s surprisingly classy! – None of that leopard pink prints with lace and sparkles that we saw her using on the first season of Jersey Shore. She pulled a very tasteful look on that one and she seems fine. Love it.
YOU GO GIRL! DO YOUR THING!!
I think Snookie is totally bangable. She is a short voluptuous cutie and I would bang her all night long. She’s so tiny, but her boobs are nice and big, as is her ass and her thighs. She’d be amazing in the sack. You could bounce her on your lap for hours. All you guys know that if she was standing naked in front of you that you would totally have sex with her, so don’t even try to act like you think she’s “fat”.
I think Snookie is totally bangable. She is a short voluptuous cutie and I would bang her all night long. She’s so tiny, but her boobs are nice and big, as is her ass and her thighs. She’d be amazing in the sack. You could bounce her on your lap for hours. All you guys know that if she was standing naked in front of you that you would totally have sex with her, so don’t even try to act like you think she’s “fat”.
How much do you wanna bet that most of the last 20 comments were written by Snookie?
U think she’s that smart? :)))
I wonder if she has a big clit or has lots of extra roast beef down there.
omg. that is the first time since i started visiting this site that i am truly truly disturbed.
Good God that is hideous
well i like her and all the other people r just haters kk get over her and off her joke! wtf is ur guys problems? well stop haten okay! omfg!:)
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love ya girl!
Wow! You people can be so mean. I bet you’re all a bunch of fugly slobs yourselves. People in glass houses…
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