As part of MTV’s initiative to make me perpetually bleed from the cornea, Snooki was once again wedged into a swimsuit for a day of filming Jersey Shore in Miami. I personally love the part where Pauly D pretends she’s physically attractive enough to dry hump because you know they whipped out the contract on that one. “Line 24b: ‘MTV reserves the right to place your penis in, near or around hazardous material because we’re paying you a little shits an unholy amount of money thanks to losing a drunken bet with Satan. I want to die.’” (Actual clause.)
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Que bowling ball.
I’d hit it.
She outgrew her juggies. I wouldn’t want to anywhere near when that swimsuit bursts.
SLOPPY SLOPPY SLOPPY BITCH!
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Just like a sausage, I bet you could squeeze one end and a whole pile of shit will ooze out the other end.
i don’t get it. I work so hard to make a living… and these people just wander around making more money than I’ll ever make in my life.
w.t.f.
wow – she makes the large Kardashian look attractive.
Has this site turned into the Jersey Shore show. Between the Jersey trash and the Gosselins, I hardly recognize this site anymore.
She would go broke as a hooker
I don’t care what anyone says. I would bang Snookie all night and then brag about it to everyone!
Good God that is hideous!
omfng i thought that was raven symone! lolololol
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She has the body of an elderly person. She’s just so freaking gross.
I threw up in my mouth a little.
@Hacksaw – I’d hit it too… with a crow bar, multiple times, until it stopped making that annoying noise and it was reduced to a greasy little shit stain on the beach. Like clubbing a useless, unnaturally orange, retarded, soulless little baby seal.
I don’t understand why you all say that. She likes herself and she’s confortable with the way she is. That’s wonderful.
Oink.
I’d rather bang Khloe Kardashian . Now that’s bad ..
A Fuckin Pig in Drag …
ummmm, you realize you can make it stop, right superfish? stop posting about these tards, please!!!
Stop posting about this fat ho…. and her massive thighs rubbing together makes it worse.
19… she likes herself? this is the most blatant display of self hatred I’ve ever seen. Humiliating herself on a show. Wearing a bathing suit with that body, so people can make fun of the way she looks. All for cash.
That’s like saying a hooker likes herself so much she’s comfortable having sex with strangers. to ‘spread her joy with others’??
Wow, I honestly thought that was a black chick till I read the post. Is that was these type of Jersey people do, strive to be black?
that´s the type of girl obama likes to fuck
She definitely has a gunt
the only way to stop this is to not write about it sw writer.
The writer obviously has a huge hard-on for these kids. He’s the guy who obsesses over them but thinks it’s okay because he writes really really poor quality jokes about them.
And then he claims to never watch the show, and hates that these kids are being promoted so much. You delusional jerkoff. You promote the fuck out of these kids. Loser.
The black plastic bags I use for tossing garbage make trash look far more appealing than wrapping this creature in a garbage bag!
She looks like a hairball that fucked a jar of mayonaise
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HOLY SHIT, GET OFF OF JERSEY SHORES DICK ALREADY!!! YOU SUCK, HARD!!!!
I’d hit that … twice
I’d hit that … twice
She is not fat.. just a little chunky.. She is short and chunky.. Normal looking. She isn’t very pretty.. but that’s just genetics. Atleast she is not hanging out completely. She is wearing a cover over her bathing suit.
She is not fat.. just a little chunky.. She is short and chunky.. Normal looking. She isn’t very pretty.. but that’s just genetics. Atleast she is not hanging out completely. She is wearing a cover over her bathing suit.
I am so proud of you Superficial Writer. Not one mention of Mr. Davis or the Ewoks. And I was thinking, If you are to compare “her” with one of his characters wouldn’t the Leprechaun be a more suitable match?
she’s like the love child from a brown retarded yoda and Danny DeVito.
Shut the fuck up, @19/Sarita — this pig is revolting and needs to be shamed like fat, disgusting Jersey barfly she’s destined to become.
Oh, and Jersey SUCKS.
Yeah, I hate to agree with reactionary trolls, but this is getting a bit ridiculous. I’m fairly sure you’re getting advertising revenue or something from MTV, because that’s the only thing I can think of that would make a site that purports to believe these people are completely worthless yet 65% of your entries are about JS.
Honestly, if you really want these people to go away, quit giving them attention. The reason that they are popular is because that what you and all the other gossip sites post about. If you stop, they will.
Snooki’s cia code name: Fupa McGunty.
since when does Miami allow dogs on the beach?
DO NOT WANT!
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I thought that maybe one of the Williams sisters had lost weight.
Yes, I too thought it was a black woman wearing a weave. I know someone who adopted 2 kids from where Snooks was adopted from (probably same agency). One kid is a dream & the other a nightmare who comes from a biological mom who sold all of her kids to make a buck. The bad kid screams at her parents “I want to go back to my real mom”. Really? “Cause she’ll have you whoring and weaving baskets in that hut of hers”, you want to retort.
Jersey, the Armpit of America. Another example of why that whole state needs mass sterilization!
That just shows what MTV has become…..
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Did the Japaneese try and harpoon that whale?
Well she’s looking quite frumpy!