As part of MTV’s initiative to make me perpetually bleed from the cornea, Snooki was once again wedged into a swimsuit for a day of filming Jersey Shore in Miami. I personally love the part where Pauly D pretends she’s physically attractive enough to dry hump because you know they whipped out the contract on that one. “Line 24b: ‘MTV reserves the right to place your penis in, near or around hazardous material because we’re paying you a little shits an unholy amount of money thanks to losing a drunken bet with Satan. I want to die.’” (Actual clause.)
Photos: Splash News
Que | May 3, 2010 at 10:17 am
Que bowling ball.
HackSaw | May 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
I’d hit it.
Rex Kramer-Danger Seeker | May 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
She outgrew her juggies. I wouldn’t want to anywhere near when that swimsuit bursts.
GiRL | May 3, 2010 at 10:23 am
SLOPPY SLOPPY SLOPPY BITCH!
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grobpilot | May 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
Just like a sausage, I bet you could squeeze one end and a whole pile of shit will ooze out the other end.
wtf | May 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
i don’t get it. I work so hard to make a living… and these people just wander around making more money than I’ll ever make in my life.
w.t.f.
Sport | May 3, 2010 at 10:30 am
wow – she makes the large Kardashian look attractive.
enough already | May 3, 2010 at 10:30 am
Has this site turned into the Jersey Shore show. Between the Jersey trash and the Gosselins, I hardly recognize this site anymore.
Capt Paul | May 3, 2010 at 10:31 am
She would go broke as a hooker
Nick Manning | May 3, 2010 at 10:31 am
I don’t care what anyone says. I would bang Snookie all night and then brag about it to everyone!
OTP | May 3, 2010 at 10:31 am
Good God that is hideous!
madam adams | May 3, 2010 at 10:31 am
omfng i thought that was raven symone! lolololol
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WhatEverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch | May 3, 2010 at 10:34 am
She has the body of an elderly person. She’s just so freaking gross.
WhatEverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch | May 3, 2010 at 10:36 am
I threw up in my mouth a little.
Markbs | May 3, 2010 at 10:37 am
@Hacksaw – I’d hit it too… with a crow bar, multiple times, until it stopped making that annoying noise and it was reduced to a greasy little shit stain on the beach. Like clubbing a useless, unnaturally orange, retarded, soulless little baby seal.
Sarita | May 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
I don’t understand why you all say that. She likes herself and she’s confortable with the way she is. That’s wonderful.
This little piggy | May 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
Oink.
Tiger Woods | May 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
I’d rather bang Khloe Kardashian . Now that’s bad ..
A Fuckin Pig in Drag …
immune | May 3, 2010 at 10:41 am
ummmm, you realize you can make it stop, right superfish? stop posting about these tards, please!!!
stanlymorris | May 3, 2010 at 10:43 am
Stop posting about this fat ho…. and her massive thighs rubbing together makes it worse.
Quinn | May 3, 2010 at 10:48 am
19… she likes herself? this is the most blatant display of self hatred I’ve ever seen. Humiliating herself on a show. Wearing a bathing suit with that body, so people can make fun of the way she looks. All for cash.
That’s like saying a hooker likes herself so much she’s comfortable having sex with strangers. to ‘spread her joy with others’??
Obama2010 | May 3, 2010 at 10:52 am
Wow, I honestly thought that was a black chick till I read the post. Is that was these type of Jersey people do, strive to be black?
mikel | August 26, 2010 at 1:49 pm
that´s the type of girl obama likes to fuck
misterfister | May 3, 2010 at 10:53 am
She definitely has a gunt
e | May 3, 2010 at 10:55 am
the only way to stop this is to not write about it sw writer.
Jenn | May 3, 2010 at 10:55 am
The writer obviously has a huge hard-on for these kids. He’s the guy who obsesses over them but thinks it’s okay because he writes really really poor quality jokes about them.
And then he claims to never watch the show, and hates that these kids are being promoted so much. You delusional jerkoff. You promote the fuck out of these kids. Loser.
Jimmy | May 3, 2010 at 11:00 am
The black plastic bags I use for tossing garbage make trash look far more appealing than wrapping this creature in a garbage bag!
Deacon Jones | May 3, 2010 at 11:07 am
She looks like a hairball that fucked a jar of mayonaise
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YOUR MOM | May 3, 2010 at 11:17 am
HOLY SHIT, GET OFF OF JERSEY SHORES DICK ALREADY!!! YOU SUCK, HARD!!!!
Gar | May 3, 2010 at 11:23 am
I’d hit that … twice
Gar | May 3, 2010 at 11:24 am
I’d hit that … twice
Nicole | May 3, 2010 at 11:35 am
She is not fat.. just a little chunky.. She is short and chunky.. Normal looking. She isn’t very pretty.. but that’s just genetics. Atleast she is not hanging out completely. She is wearing a cover over her bathing suit.
Nicole | May 3, 2010 at 11:35 am
She is not fat.. just a little chunky.. She is short and chunky.. Normal looking. She isn’t very pretty.. but that’s just genetics. Atleast she is not hanging out completely. She is wearing a cover over her bathing suit.
Great White Pygmy | May 3, 2010 at 11:35 am
I am so proud of you Superficial Writer. Not one mention of Mr. Davis or the Ewoks. And I was thinking, If you are to compare “her” with one of his characters wouldn’t the Leprechaun be a more suitable match?
chupacabra | May 3, 2010 at 11:37 am
she’s like the love child from a brown retarded yoda and Danny DeVito.
Gary | May 3, 2010 at 11:39 am
Shut the fuck up, @19/Sarita — this pig is revolting and needs to be shamed like fat, disgusting Jersey barfly she’s destined to become.
Oh, and Jersey SUCKS.
Matrim | May 3, 2010 at 11:39 am
Yeah, I hate to agree with reactionary trolls, but this is getting a bit ridiculous. I’m fairly sure you’re getting advertising revenue or something from MTV, because that’s the only thing I can think of that would make a site that purports to believe these people are completely worthless yet 65% of your entries are about JS.
Honestly, if you really want these people to go away, quit giving them attention. The reason that they are popular is because that what you and all the other gossip sites post about. If you stop, they will.
the fish can make it stop whenever he wants to | May 3, 2010 at 11:45 am
Snooki’s cia code name: Fupa McGunty.
Bow-Wow-Woof | May 3, 2010 at 11:48 am
since when does Miami allow dogs on the beach?
Thomas | May 3, 2010 at 11:56 am
DO NOT WANT!
Arbiter of good taste | May 3, 2010 at 11:58 am
Troll Patrol
zeb | May 3, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I thought that maybe one of the Williams sisters had lost weight.
Sickitten | May 3, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Yes, I too thought it was a black woman wearing a weave. I know someone who adopted 2 kids from where Snooks was adopted from (probably same agency). One kid is a dream & the other a nightmare who comes from a biological mom who sold all of her kids to make a buck. The bad kid screams at her parents “I want to go back to my real mom”. Really? “Cause she’ll have you whoring and weaving baskets in that hut of hers”, you want to retort.
AngelOn&Offline | May 3, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Jersey, the Armpit of America. Another example of why that whole state needs mass sterilization!
havoc | May 3, 2010 at 12:37 pm
That just shows what MTV has become…..
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Capt Paul | May 3, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Did the Japaneese try and harpoon that whale?
Xxx Webcams | May 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Well she’s looking quite frumpy!