Oh, good. Russell Crowe has a sword.

The Superficial / April 28, 2010

Here’s Russell Crowe at the Madrid photocall for Robin Hood where some genius thought it’d be a good idea to provide him with a sword, wine and the opportunity to trash anyone who’s played Robin Hood in the past century. Christ, at that point you might as well put an open Snickers in your pocket and threaten his cub. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be playing dead on the ground until he goes away. (Don’t let him eat my Pop Tart.)

Photos: WENN