Oh, good. Russell Crowe has a sword.

April 28th, 2010 // 34 Comments

Here’s Russell Crowe at the Madrid photocall for Robin Hood where some genius thought it’d be a good idea to provide him with a sword, wine and the opportunity to trash anyone who’s played Robin Hood in the past century. Christ, at that point you might as well put an open Snickers in your pocket and threaten his cub. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be playing dead on the ground until he goes away. (Don’t let him eat my Pop Tart.)

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  1. Jon

    Second lol

  2. Cattitude

    It’s a secret shame of mine, but I actually loved Kevin Costner as Robin Hood. ;)

  3. yeah kevin Costner was pretty cool too, loved the scene where he shots his arrow right in the arrow of the bad guy, badass!

  4. Erica

    The best Robin Hood is indisputably CARY ELWES.

  5. KIKI

    Russell Crowe handling a biiiig sword. Swoon. Drool. Ahhhhhhh.

  6. bonkbonkbonk

    Jon is an idiot.

  7. MovieDelecant

    Errol Flynn still the best Robin Hood. No one has been able to achieve that same movie charm as he did in the Adventures of Robin Hood.

  8. amanda

    i whole heartedly agree w/ erica #5

    no way this fat sack of shit has anything on cary elwes!

  9. Rick James

    OK!!!! Enough with the re-makes…. What ever happened to the idea of original thought. Maybe the writers of hollywood have resorted to getting their amazing ideas about movie making from manatees like Southpark suggested.

  10. justifiable

    #3 At least Costner was smart enough to know he has birdie legs and tights would look like shit on him. Damn good thing he got some decent leggings..

    Unfortunately he couldn’t do anything about his voice – and next to Rickman and Freeman he really suffers by comparison.

  11. Flower

    Wait….the Sword in the Stone didn’t have anything to do with Robin Hood. Dumbasses.

  12. Erica

    Who said anything about the sword in the stone?

  13. duh patrol

    #12 Who said anything about the sword being Excalibur, dumbass?

  14. Lila

    I need to be cut with his sword…really bad!

  15. cbme

    I am a big fan of Russell Crowe but with that weight on he is beginning to look a little long in the tooth.

  16. small asian penis

    At least the movie looks cool. I am sure he is a massive turd in the mean time.

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  18. captain america

    most americans are just “Sad Actors”.
    sorry you have to hear the truth!!

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  20. Anon

    Errol Flynn will always reign supreme. Followed by Cary Elwes.

  21. bitingontinfoil

    “Russel Crowe has a sword”…

    …in his PANTS!!!

    ba-dum-bump! Thank you! Tip your waiter!

  22. Bite_Me

    What an arrogant SOB. Nobody his useless, doormat of a wife always looks so scared of him.
    Plus, He and Cate have zero chemistry, to boot. You’re no Robin Hood……Errol Flynn was and is the BEST.

  23. Bite_Me

    What an arrogant SOB. No wonder his useless, doormat of a wife always looks so scared of him.
    Plus, He and Cate have zero chemistry, to boot. You’re no Robin Hood……Errol Flynn was and is the BEST.

  24. Bite_Me

    What an arrogant SOB. No wonder his useless, doormat of a wife always looks so scared of him.
    Plus, He and Cate have zero chemistry, to boot. You’re no Robin Hood……Errol Flynn was and is the BEST.

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  26. He is great! I can’t wait to see Robin Hood movie. I am sure I’ll love it.

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