Oh, STFU, Kim Kardashian, You Edited Those Pics

Despite the fact Kim Kardashian’s ass selfie was clearly Photoshopped, Jezebel took the time to point out how ridiculously obvious it was which is where this shit should’ve ended. Except Kim’s rep went running to E! News, of course, to deny rumors the pics were shopped. Which means one of two things. A. Kim Kardashian’s ass is so big it bends reality which, jokes asides, is probably something we should get serious about. Or B. Kim knows that by issuing a denial, it will give this story legs because lazy bloggers will latch onto it for easy cli- GODDAMMIT! Every time. *flips over desk*

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