Here’s a drunk, and let’s assume high, as hell Paris Hilton misting the VIP Room in St. Tropez with typhoid Saturday night where Doug Reinhardt also showed up in a horribly executed attempt to rekindle their romance. Which makes sense considering most women aren’t into dudes whose genitals look and smell like Chernobyl. (They’re weird like that.) In the meantime, I floated a solution to make sure these two don’t start rampantly fucking in public again but apparently sodomy by way of shark violates the Geneva Convention. Well, you know what, Washington? There’s being liberal and then there’s being a pussy. I’m just gonna put that out there.
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Photos: Fame
first | July 26, 2010 at 2:26 am
awesome!
Roughlikethejobmarket | July 26, 2010 at 7:31 am
It must have been some kick ass music for Paris to cease being a lady completely. Females do put too much emphasis on that sorta thing though…Rock it Paris…YEAHHHHHHHHH
Deacon Jones | August 2, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Nip slip in pic 7!
And boy, does that dude look shifaced
mikehart | August 11, 2010 at 10:45 pm
I wish someone would stab her in the throat!
Colin | July 26, 2010 at 3:16 am
crotch yall
Spanky McWankington | July 29, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Paris is the one woman in the entire world that I would punch in the face; she gives the entire gender a bad name.
notthelimejuice | July 26, 2010 at 3:31 am
Damn Fish you’re up early…or is it just that you haven’t gotten to sleep yet?
They Call Me The Butthole Kid | July 26, 2010 at 3:47 am
Why don’t you show naked men’s wee wees? I’d like to see how I measure up with Hollywood. I’ve seen Paris’ pussy plenty of times already. It’s getting old by now. I want to see some dangling dongs.
moral majority | July 26, 2010 at 8:04 am
yes please, I agree!
Bloody Butthole | July 26, 2010 at 9:41 am
OOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I agree too! Mmmmmm and yum nothing like a man’s turd tickler to set the day right!!!!!
;)
COCK LOVER | July 26, 2010 at 1:12 pm
did someone say dangling dongs? I am so wet now!! YUM!!!!!
ChocolateStarfish | July 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm
I would love to see some skin flutes around here too! Mmm!
sobrietyisacrutch | July 26, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Fish had that picture of Madonna’s boy-toy, Jesus, by the pool. All ya’ll did was complain about how small it was. He was in the water!! There was SHRINKAGE!!!
Rufus The Cat | July 26, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Ivan Drago Rules the superficial dong world
Randal(l) | July 26, 2010 at 7:20 pm
What the hell!? women want to see schlongs, but when I whip it out at the park all of a sudden I’m the registered sex offender.
Randal(l)
Rachael | July 31, 2010 at 4:16 pm
call me.
OmgSing | July 27, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Then go start your own fag site somewhere else if you want to see that.
Someone | July 29, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Exactly U+21C8.svg
ClassyDirtyChick | July 26, 2010 at 3:50 am
me too. where are the men pics!
Tiffany | July 26, 2010 at 9:21 pm
AGREED!!
eat the rich! | July 26, 2010 at 4:38 am
Cant wait until all these rich useless fucks are all dead…..it will be a good day!
Dawn Weatherby | July 26, 2010 at 4:59 am
They will just be replaced by other useless rich fucks.
Colin | July 26, 2010 at 6:12 am
you seem to be planning on living forevahz
zoomzoom | July 26, 2010 at 5:11 am
gotta love pic #11. looks like her snatch has sprouted am arm so it can reach out for some much needed penicillin!!
Jon | July 26, 2010 at 5:17 am
I see some panties but no hole.
Colin | July 26, 2010 at 6:14 am
OH EM GEE REALLY???? I have NO idea what I’m signing up for but can I give you all my credit card info just in case you need it PLEASE????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vandal | July 26, 2010 at 7:14 am
Why does this tramp think the whole world wants to see her ration book?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 7:25 am
it’s monday. doesnt erin’s banner pic retire today?
Jimbo | July 26, 2010 at 8:46 am
Why would you remind the fish dude of that?
Because Erin is Boring | July 26, 2010 at 12:20 pm
15 minutes are up!
COCK LOVER | July 26, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Yes Erin is boring, agreed! Everyone seemed to love the idea of having a dildo on the top, but for some reason fish wasn’t man enough to take it, very sad.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 1:44 pm
u kno what.. i meant it tongue in cheek, as in sour grapes. i wont be any happier if ppl pile on her like they did with jillian, that was fucking barbaric
Rex Kramer | July 26, 2010 at 8:59 am
Hey Paris, the stars are blind, we are not. Cover that grilled cheese gaping petri dish you call your vagina and save the HAZMAT team a rollout call.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 9:36 am
lol doug carries a sack of accident scene absorbant. its the paris version of roll her in flour first..
ishi-san | July 26, 2010 at 9:20 am
Wow she’s wasted!
And for Doug, way to rekindle a romance – by dancing with the strippers?!!! *haha
FrankNfrtr | July 26, 2010 at 9:25 am
That’s so sweet. Doug & Paris are playing an international game of “tag” with their STDs.
He just can’t get enough of her warty labia & bee sting tits. It must be luv.
NCDude | July 26, 2010 at 9:26 am
That should be in a sex ed class to show students what Herpes scabs with a side of Chlamydia cheese up close looks like. If this doesn’t deter them, nothing will.
Whippet | July 26, 2010 at 9:36 am
Gosh, how I envy the rich and famous. So much class and finesse.
How sad is that, with all her looks, money and pseudo-fame, the best she can do is to attract this buffoon.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 9:43 am
she attracted a lot of guys before the simple life finished season 1. but having no sense she parlayed that fame into hooking up with the likes of joe francis. that killed it for me.
Cock Dr | July 26, 2010 at 10:20 am
“Looks”????
Paris Hilton looks goddamn wonky eyed goofy. The only things she has going for her is natural skinniness & the world’s ferocious appetite for watching idiocy in action.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 26, 2010 at 2:50 pm
i believe that’s “voracious” :D
Covert Koala | July 26, 2010 at 9:47 am
Good work fish, glad to see the storm didn’t knock out your internet…or did it?
jumpin_j | July 26, 2010 at 10:29 am
Oh man, from Blake’s glorious wonder twins to Paris’ hole. This is going to be a long week back to happy.
Eric | July 26, 2010 at 10:40 am
I would hit it. No doubt about it. I would split this girl like a stack of firewood.
You guys who say otherwise are either gay or lying.
Angelina | July 26, 2010 at 11:48 am
Or value personal hygiene.
dude! | July 26, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Doubling up on raincoats would not help, either.
Mel Gibson | July 26, 2010 at 10:26 pm
F*ckin’ whore needs to get over here and BLOW ME, … NOW!
JRS22 | July 26, 2010 at 11:18 am
So where’s her “crotch hole”?
sean | July 26, 2010 at 11:34 am
A glaring sign of America’s decadence and debauchery.
We like Decadence and Debauchery | July 26, 2010 at 6:17 pm
It’s what I fought f.S. Army. What did you serve in pussy?
We like Decadence and Debauchery | July 26, 2010 at 6:18 pm
It’s what I fought for in the U.S. Army. What did you serve in pussy?
Rush | July 27, 2010 at 9:46 am
I have served in a pussy.
stinky mcpoop | July 26, 2010 at 11:42 am
her face looks like it’s been pummeled by cock.
Stay classy, you dumb blonde fuck face.
ed45 | July 26, 2010 at 11:49 am
Terrific. We get a welcomed break from Lohan, and this walking STD crawls out from under her rock all of a sudden. Does she think we needed to see her sorry ass?
Oh, ok. | July 26, 2010 at 11:54 am
I think the novelty of seeing Paris Hilton’s lady parts wore off sometime back in 2008 when she flashed it for the 204th time.
Mal Gusto | July 26, 2010 at 11:55 am
Two observations:
1. the panties look like they are made out of some kind of industrial strength spandex designed to hold her cthulhu-like lips and stench in.
2. In pic #18 the seam of her dress at first looked like something dribbling out of her ass. LOL.
Keep being classy, Paris!
gil | July 26, 2010 at 12:11 pm
no no no no
paris is a stupid whore | July 26, 2010 at 12:33 pm
What a stupid whore. I used to think that she was purposely flashing her snatch or being a dumbass, to get attention; I no longer thing that. I think that she’s mildly retarded and very awkward; graceful is something that will never be used to describe this dumbass…
Cock Dr | July 26, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Just keep in mind every time you see a photo of Paris Hilton you can safely assume she is wasted beyond belief. It explains a lot.
paco | July 26, 2010 at 1:38 pm
$500 US D grannie panties.
monkeyfightclub | July 26, 2010 at 1:43 pm
LOL at pic 3 when she’s squatting over the fan. Guess that thing needed some air.
IndigoAK | July 26, 2010 at 2:39 pm
The Superficial writer apparently has difficulty knowing the difference between panties and a vagina. Every single picture this website has ever posted claiming vagina shots has always been panties.
Cock Dr | July 26, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Sir or Madam you apparently haven’t been thru the Brittany Spears archives on this site.
Be careful; there are some sights there that may spoil any affection you may have had for private girl parts.
RedHooter | July 26, 2010 at 3:41 pm
More interested in Nicky’s little red sunburned hooter in that pic
Mama Pinkus | July 26, 2010 at 7:42 pm
The idea of turning 30 in February is terrifying Paris and making her act like a ‘ho. Oh wait, she has always behaved in that manner? Never mind.
Felix | July 26, 2010 at 8:05 pm
It must be the latest thing in high fashion to wear a dress made out of bandages, and I guess their friend forgot, so she just put one on her leg. All three of them look like mummies that have come to life.
notafan | July 26, 2010 at 8:12 pm
WHORES BEHAVING BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fan | July 26, 2010 at 9:30 pm
WHORES BEHAVING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
captain america | July 27, 2010 at 12:09 am
now the attention for her reachest the lowest point ever:
SHE TRIES TO BE A CHEAP AMERICAN.
………..show as much genital parts as possible!!
Big Balls | July 27, 2010 at 12:26 am
Man, isn’t it so obvious she knew exactly when and where the cameras were. Hell, w/pantyhose on and totally covered crotch, what the fuck is there to see? Yes, a lttle peek of the lower part of her crotch seen from the front is so-so but the rest is a sleepe.
yuta | July 27, 2010 at 8:11 am
h
RasputinsLiver | July 27, 2010 at 11:57 am
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Paris is and always has been grotesque.
Her sister is more natural and far better looking.
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Idon'tWhantThatLife | July 28, 2010 at 4:44 am
I thought she grew up already, she looks silly. very sad !
Shiroi Neko | July 29, 2010 at 4:45 am
OMG. She wear underwear.
ishah | July 31, 2010 at 12:54 am
Celebrities don’t get to face the hardships of common life, or the sanity that these hardships offer. They are so, so, stupid.
K L Simpson | August 2, 2010 at 12:23 pm
With pictures of P Hilton around, who needs family planning?
The talentless musketeers; Hilton, Price and Cole should get together to make a horror movie – thye wouldn’t need make-up to scare the s**t out of half the male population plus all the neighbourhood dogs and cats.
Negrah Woods | August 3, 2010 at 3:44 am
You gots that right bro. I been fappity-fapping here like a nizzle fo schoizzle. Man- I couldd park that bike I stole from some honkey in that cooter,..Fo realz.
Kirsty | September 19, 2011 at 3:43 am
Her sister Nicki (on the right) is covering her ears and going “Shut up that damn singing bitch. You’re making my ears bleed”.