Oh, Good, It’s Paris Hilton’s Crotch-Hole.

July 26th, 2010 // 60 Comments

Here’s a drunk, and let’s assume high, as hell Paris Hilton misting the VIP Room in St. Tropez with typhoid Saturday night where Doug Reinhardt also showed up in a horribly executed attempt to rekindle their romance. Which makes sense considering most women aren’t into dudes whose genitals look and smell like Chernobyl. (They’re weird like that.) In the meantime, I floated a solution to make sure these two don’t start rampantly fucking in public again but apparently sodomy by way of shark violates the Geneva Convention. Well, you know what, Washington? There’s being liberal and then there’s being a pussy. I’m just gonna put that out there.

NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions.

Photos: Fame

superficial

  1. Paris Hilton
    white vag beater
    Commented on this photo:

    I still dump a load in that shit…..

  2. Paris Hilton
    Maggie
    Commented on this photo:

    It seems money can’t buy you class. But hey, she looks looks like she’s having one hell of a time.

  3. Paris Hilton
    Hard 4 Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad she has herpes.

  4. Paris Hilton
    Doug
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome, any time I can see more of her, the better…

  5. Paris Hilton
    aury
    Commented on this photo:

    nasty ass bitch.

  6. Paris Hilton
    ANIMEFAN
    Commented on this photo:

    COKE!

  7. Mama Pinkus

    The idea of turning 30 in February is terrifying Paris and making her act like a ‘ho. Oh wait, she has always behaved in that manner? Never mind.

  8. Felix

    It must be the latest thing in high fashion to wear a dress made out of bandages, and I guess their friend forgot, so she just put one on her leg. All three of them look like mummies that have come to life.

  9. notafan

    WHORES BEHAVING BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  10. Paris Hilton
    One of the masses
    Commented on this photo:

    Such class….

  11. Paris Hilton
    Blah
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like an amputee! Where are her legs?!

  12. Paris Hilton
    Montana
    Commented on this photo:

    See, when you said “Paris Hilton’s crotch-hole”, I pretty much assumed that you were TALKING about Doug Reinhardt…

  13. Paris Hilton
    Montana
    Commented on this photo:

    See, when yo said “Paris Hilton’s Crotch-hole”, I pretty much assumed that you were TALKING about Doug Reinhardt…

  14. Paris Hilton
    bocon
    Commented on this photo:

    doug doug what happening?

  15. Paris Hilton
    useless
    Commented on this photo:

    bonus nip slip in pic 7 :)

  16. Paris Hilton
    tada
    Commented on this photo:

    that is camel toe like woe.

  17. captain america

    now the attention for her reachest the lowest point ever:
    SHE TRIES TO BE A CHEAP AMERICAN.
    ………..show as much genital parts as possible!!

  18. Big Balls

    Man, isn’t it so obvious she knew exactly when and where the cameras were. Hell, w/pantyhose on and totally covered crotch, what the fuck is there to see? Yes, a lttle peek of the lower part of her crotch seen from the front is so-so but the rest is a sleepe.

  19. Paris Hilton
    not again
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing new – her naked crotch has been all over the internet more than once. Just shows her sleeze factor.

  20. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Paris is and always has been grotesque.

    Her sister is more natural and far better looking.

    *

  21. Paris Hilton
    Rico
    Commented on this photo:

    Gostosa!

  22. Paris Hilton
    Slip!
    Commented on this photo:

    Nip in background of pic #7!

  23. Paris Hilton
    Fati87
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate Nicky Hilton.

  24. Paris Hilton
    TDUDE
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else notice the tit in the background of pic # 7?

  25. Paris Hilton
    bugarron
    Commented on this photo:

    NIPPLE!!!!! I SEE A NIPPLE IN THE FAR BACK CHIXXX

  26. Paris Hilton
    -r-
    Commented on this photo:

    Only farts are missing.. (Party on)

  27. Idon'tWhantThatLife

    I thought she grew up already, she looks silly. very sad !

  28. OMG. She wear underwear.

  29. Paris Hilton
    zabka
    Commented on this photo:

    oh god…she really needs to do something about that…farrk that is nauseating

  30. Paris Hilton
    geo
    Commented on this photo:

    umm…. where are her pupils???? why has she got glasses on the whole time………….. geee i wonder………………

  31. Paris Hilton
    Jim from Virginia
    Commented on this photo:

    Question for you boys: What’s the most used piece of equipment in Hilton’s gym? Her….. Vibrator. When it wears out, theres always Doug or someone else to fill in until she buys another one. How many human vibrators has she worn out?

  32. Paris Hilton
    rake
    Commented on this photo:

    You can’t even show a simple pussy crack without someone complaining. They show enough cock in the media already. Only Paris and Britney show the men anything.

  33. Paris Hilton
    John Sabotta
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always liked her weird, cryptic smile.

  34. ishah

    Celebrities don’t get to face the hardships of common life, or the sanity that these hardships offer. They are so, so, stupid.

  35. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else notice that in PIC 7 the girl in the background has a nipple out.

  36. Paris Hilton
    heywouldu
    Commented on this photo:

    She has to pull her dress up occasionally-to let the flys,vermin and God knows who/whatever out.

  37. K L Simpson

    With pictures of P Hilton around, who needs family planning?

    The talentless musketeers; Hilton, Price and Cole should get together to make a horror movie – thye wouldn’t need make-up to scare the s**t out of half the male population plus all the neighbourhood dogs and cats.

  38. Paris Hilton
    LizzieB
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like shiiiits about to hit the fan

  39. Paris Hilton
    LizzieB
    Commented on this photo:

    No those are her balls!!

  40. Negrah Woods

    You gots that right bro. I been fappity-fapping here like a nizzle fo schoizzle. Man- I couldd park that bike I stole from some honkey in that cooter,..Fo realz.

  41. Paris Hilton
    leandrodasilvasouza
    Commented on this photo:

    perishiltonvoceemuitogostosaem

  42. Kirsty

    Her sister Nicki (on the right) is covering her ears and going “Shut up that damn singing bitch. You’re making my ears bleed”.

  43. search engines

    hello!,I love your writing very so much! share we communicate more approximately your article on AOL? I need a specialist in this area to solve my problem. May be that is you! Looking forward to look you.

  44. Beauty Salon Berks

    Great post. I was checking continuously this blog and I’m inspired! Extremely useful information specially the last part :) I handle such information much. I was looking for this particular info for a very long time. Thanks and best of luck.

Leave A Comment