Here’s a drunk, and let’s assume high, as hell Paris Hilton misting the VIP Room in St. Tropez with typhoid Saturday night where Doug Reinhardt also showed up in a horribly executed attempt to rekindle their romance. Which makes sense considering most women aren’t into dudes whose genitals look and smell like Chernobyl. (They’re weird like that.) In the meantime, I floated a solution to make sure these two don’t start rampantly fucking in public again but apparently sodomy by way of shark violates the Geneva Convention. Well, you know what, Washington? There’s being liberal and then there’s being a pussy. I’m just gonna put that out there.
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I still dump a load in that shit…..
It seems money can’t buy you class. But hey, she looks looks like she’s having one hell of a time.
Too bad she has herpes.
Awesome, any time I can see more of her, the better…
nasty ass bitch.
COKE!
The idea of turning 30 in February is terrifying Paris and making her act like a ‘ho. Oh wait, she has always behaved in that manner? Never mind.
It must be the latest thing in high fashion to wear a dress made out of bandages, and I guess their friend forgot, so she just put one on her leg. All three of them look like mummies that have come to life.
WHORES BEHAVING BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
WHORES BEHAVING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Such class….
She looks like an amputee! Where are her legs?!
See, when you said “Paris Hilton’s crotch-hole”, I pretty much assumed that you were TALKING about Doug Reinhardt…
See, when yo said “Paris Hilton’s Crotch-hole”, I pretty much assumed that you were TALKING about Doug Reinhardt…
doug doug what happening?
bonus nip slip in pic 7 :)
that is camel toe like woe.
now the attention for her reachest the lowest point ever:
SHE TRIES TO BE A CHEAP AMERICAN.
………..show as much genital parts as possible!!
Man, isn’t it so obvious she knew exactly when and where the cameras were. Hell, w/pantyhose on and totally covered crotch, what the fuck is there to see? Yes, a lttle peek of the lower part of her crotch seen from the front is so-so but the rest is a sleepe.
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Nothing new – her naked crotch has been all over the internet more than once. Just shows her sleeze factor.
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Paris is and always has been grotesque.
Her sister is more natural and far better looking.
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Gostosa!
Nip in background of pic #7!
I hate Nicky Hilton.
Anyone else notice the tit in the background of pic # 7?
NIPPLE!!!!! I SEE A NIPPLE IN THE FAR BACK CHIXXX
Only farts are missing.. (Party on)
I thought she grew up already, she looks silly. very sad !
OMG. She wear underwear.
oh god…she really needs to do something about that…farrk that is nauseating
umm…. where are her pupils???? why has she got glasses on the whole time………….. geee i wonder………………
Question for you boys: What’s the most used piece of equipment in Hilton’s gym? Her….. Vibrator. When it wears out, theres always Doug or someone else to fill in until she buys another one. How many human vibrators has she worn out?
You can’t even show a simple pussy crack without someone complaining. They show enough cock in the media already. Only Paris and Britney show the men anything.
I’ve always liked her weird, cryptic smile.
Celebrities don’t get to face the hardships of common life, or the sanity that these hardships offer. They are so, so, stupid.
Anyone else notice that in PIC 7 the girl in the background has a nipple out.
She has to pull her dress up occasionally-to let the flys,vermin and God knows who/whatever out.
With pictures of P Hilton around, who needs family planning?
The talentless musketeers; Hilton, Price and Cole should get together to make a horror movie – thye wouldn’t need make-up to scare the s**t out of half the male population plus all the neighbourhood dogs and cats.
Looks like shiiiits about to hit the fan
No those are her balls!!
You gots that right bro. I been fappity-fapping here like a nizzle fo schoizzle. Man- I couldd park that bike I stole from some honkey in that cooter,..Fo realz.
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Her sister Nicki (on the right) is covering her ears and going “Shut up that damn singing bitch. You’re making my ears bleed”.
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