Of course they do.

February 19th, 2010 // 24 Comments

To absolutely zero surprise to no one, Nike accepts Tiger Woods’ apology. Via TMZ:

“Tiger has apologized and made his position clear. Nike fully supports him and his family. We look forward to him returning to golf.”

Wait a minute. Can Nike even accept an apology they made a sweatshop worker write under the watchful eye of their lawyers?

NIKE: So, listen, Trang. You get our boy Tiger making millions for hitting a ball with a stick again, and this entire box of Uncle Ben’s is yours.
TRANG: Will there also be water to boil it?
NIKE: TASE HIM! He’s gone mad!

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  1. Nooreen

    I AM FIRST, LOVE YOU WOOBS.

  2. immune

    that’s better fish!

  3. AmericanWhiteTrash

    WHO CARES. Let the guy play his gay game… Its a useless bullshit “sport” played by country club jack offs anyway. Boring as fuck..

  4. Victory

    Nike is the goddess of victory.

    If Tiger’s antics aren’t “Victory”, I don’t know what is.

    Go go Tiger!

  5. Punchdrunkstupid

    I hope Elin still dumps his ass and doesn’t end up taking the stand by your man approach. She and his children are better off without his lying, cheating, manipulative influence around. Run, Elin Run!!

  6. Hi Guy’s,
    the guy play his gay game… Its a useless bullshit “sport” played by country club jack offs anyway..

  7. captain america

    he is black in 2010.
    ……………………..LUCKY BASTARD!!

  8. captain america

    he is black in 2010.
    ……………………..LUCKY BASTARD!!

  9. Amazing, immediately put a label on the women as “gold-digging” and I’m not disagreeing with that intepretation, but here we have a guy who while married and making babies with his wife, he is hitting not just the links during that whole time. Involvement #4 has just come out and she met him in 2004 and claims she was involved with him for 2 years too! Whether or not any of these women enticed Woods, where is his personal responsibility as a man and father? That’s the question in all this and not more so how these women are profiting from this all.

  10. Name (required):

    DON’T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!!!!

  11. brandy211

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  12. dude

    YES!! FISH IS BACK!! whoever wrote this, promote him and fire the puss infected old hobo fistfucker that wrote that “FLIPPERY BASTARDS” shit about Brittany Murphy.

  13. W00BS

    To #1:

    You’re a Gay Cunt. Quit talking to me, or even referencing me.

    Fuck you,

    sincerely,

    W00BS

  14. Liberty First

    Tiger was dumb and reckless, but as usual in a clutch the Tiger comes out,
    I like Tiger, he managed the Media and his image in a very skillful way, unbroken and unbowed – Like Frank Sinatra “he did it his way”.

    When he returns to Golf, the TV audience will exceed 50 million worldwide, remember he is the PGA money bucket.

  15. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Ugly personality of a used gondom lying through his teeth bastard.
    He is physically ugly and looks retarded – but here is a cheat too – he is far from retarded, cold blooded manipulating sociapath.
    Fool me twice!
    Black men aren’t usually so ugly. Neither are asians. he is a freak of nature and creeps the hell out of me with all this “good will hunting” appereance.

  16. Alex De Large

    Nike is over. Watching the Olympics seeing the Dianese and Alpine Stars logos looked fresh and modern. Nike looked just like what they are, a retro 80′s brand.

  17. whoprey

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at====== Agelessmatch dot c-O-m ====== a nice and free site for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  18. He is Tiger Woods. He can do anything he likes. Leave him alone man!!

  19. Tiger woods is the best. Its the best player in the world.

  20. Tiger woods you let yourself down but you are still a legend

  21. I support Woods return to the golf.

  22. Whether or not any of these women enticed Woods, where is his personal responsibility as a man and father? That’s the question in all this and not more so how these women are profiting from this all.

  23. Its a useless bullshit “sport” played by country club jack offs anyway.. Tiger woods is the best!

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