To absolutely zero surprise to no one, Nike accepts Tiger Woods’ apology. Via TMZ:
“Tiger has apologized and made his position clear. Nike fully supports him and his family. We look forward to him returning to golf.”
Wait a minute. Can Nike even accept an apology they made a sweatshop worker write under the watchful eye of their lawyers?
NIKE: So, listen, Trang. You get our boy Tiger making millions for hitting a ball with a stick again, and this entire box of Uncle Ben’s is yours.
TRANG: Will there also be water to boil it?
NIKE: TASE HIM! He’s gone mad!
Photo: Getty
Nooreen | February 19, 2010 at 2:33 pm
I AM FIRST, LOVE YOU WOOBS.
immune | February 19, 2010 at 2:33 pm
that’s better fish!
AmericanWhiteTrash | February 19, 2010 at 2:39 pm
WHO CARES. Let the guy play his gay game… Its a useless bullshit “sport” played by country club jack offs anyway. Boring as fuck..
Victory | February 19, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Nike is the goddess of victory.
If Tiger’s antics aren’t “Victory”, I don’t know what is.
Go go Tiger!
Punchdrunkstupid | February 19, 2010 at 4:13 pm
I hope Elin still dumps his ass and doesn’t end up taking the stand by your man approach. She and his children are better off without his lying, cheating, manipulative influence around. Run, Elin Run!!
gaming memory | February 20, 2010 at 12:48 am
Hi Guy’s,
the guy play his gay game… Its a useless bullshit “sport” played by country club jack offs anyway..
captain america | February 20, 2010 at 5:35 am
he is black in 2010.
……………………..LUCKY BASTARD!!
captain america | February 20, 2010 at 5:36 am
he is black in 2010.
……………………..LUCKY BASTARD!!
2gb mini sd card | February 20, 2010 at 6:00 am
Amazing, immediately put a label on the women as “gold-digging” and I’m not disagreeing with that intepretation, but here we have a guy who while married and making babies with his wife, he is hitting not just the links during that whole time. Involvement #4 has just come out and she met him in 2004 and claims she was involved with him for 2 years too! Whether or not any of these women enticed Woods, where is his personal responsibility as a man and father? That’s the question in all this and not more so how these women are profiting from this all.
Name (required): | February 20, 2010 at 9:53 am
DON’T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!!!!
brandy211 | February 20, 2010 at 10:07 am
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.
dude | February 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
YES!! FISH IS BACK!! whoever wrote this, promote him and fire the puss infected old hobo fistfucker that wrote that “FLIPPERY BASTARDS” shit about Brittany Murphy.
W00BS | February 20, 2010 at 1:43 pm
To #1:
You’re a Gay Cunt. Quit talking to me, or even referencing me.
Fuck you,
sincerely,
W00BS
Liberty First | February 20, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Tiger was dumb and reckless, but as usual in a clutch the Tiger comes out,
I like Tiger, he managed the Media and his image in a very skillful way, unbroken and unbowed – Like Frank Sinatra “he did it his way”.
When he returns to Golf, the TV audience will exceed 50 million worldwide, remember he is the PGA money bucket.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 20, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Ugly personality of a used gondom lying through his teeth bastard.
He is physically ugly and looks retarded – but here is a cheat too – he is far from retarded, cold blooded manipulating sociapath.
Fool me twice!
Black men aren’t usually so ugly. Neither are asians. he is a freak of nature and creeps the hell out of me with all this “good will hunting” appereance.
Alex De Large | February 20, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Nike is over. Watching the Olympics seeing the Dianese and Alpine Stars logos looked fresh and modern. Nike looked just like what they are, a retro 80′s brand.
Facebook Marketing | February 21, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Wierd….
whoprey | February 21, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at====== Agelessmatch dot c-O-m ====== a nice and free site for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.
Advanced Cleanse | February 22, 2010 at 4:59 am
He is Tiger Woods. He can do anything he likes. Leave him alone man!!
New Life Cleanse | February 22, 2010 at 6:28 am
Tiger woods is the best. Its the best player in the world.
guitar toys | February 22, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Tiger woods you let yourself down but you are still a legend
Ecommerce Fulfillment | March 10, 2010 at 12:29 am
I support Woods return to the golf.
flash drive | April 1, 2010 at 5:43 am
Whether or not any of these women enticed Woods, where is his personal responsibility as a man and father? That’s the question in all this and not more so how these women are profiting from this all.
???????????? ??????? | April 28, 2010 at 10:11 am
Its a useless bullshit “sport” played by country club jack offs anyway.. Tiger woods is the best!