Of course they do.

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2010

To absolutely zero surprise to no one, Nike accepts Tiger Woods’ apology. Via TMZ:

“Tiger has apologized and made his position clear. Nike fully supports him and his family. We look forward to him returning to golf.”

Wait a minute. Can Nike even accept an apology they made a sweatshop worker write under the watchful eye of their lawyers?

NIKE: So, listen, Trang. You get our boy Tiger making millions for hitting a ball with a stick again, and this entire box of Uncle Ben’s is yours.
TRANG: Will there also be water to boil it?
NIKE: TASE HIM! He’s gone mad!

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