And this makes absolute perfect sense when you think about every shitass decision that brought us to the point. Via RadarOnline:
Two days after his March 1 return as host of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno may get a ratings boost thanks to some tanned reality stars. RadarOnline.com has confirmed that the cast of the Jersey Shore will appear on his show March 3.
The cast, who will be in Los Angeles this week to tape their segment, will be missing one member. Vinny Guadagnino is feeling under the weather and will not make the trip, an agent for most members of the cast confirmed. The details of their latest Leno appearance are being kept under wraps.
JAY: Operation: Conan went according to plan, but for some reason, I just don’t feel like we’ve completely choked the life out of The Tonight Show yet…
BUTLER: Yes, Mr. Leno.
JAY: *thinks* Wait, I’ve got it!
Somewhere on the East Coast:
SNOOKI: *opens eyes* Oh, my gawd, it worked, youse guys! Gang bang?