Of course she didn’t.

While Lindsay Lohan was able to bring questionable amounts of cleavage and her wide array of “serious faces” to court today, she wasn’t able to produce a plane ticket proving she had any intention of appearing in court last Thursday. RadarOnline reports:

The meeting took place after Lindsay and her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley represented in court that the could produce proof that Lindsay had a plane ticket for May 19, the day before she was required to appear in Los Angeles court for a probation status update hearing.
But Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Lohan did NOT produce a plane ticket she claimed to have when the parties met after Monday’s court proceeding.
“All I got was an itinerary for travel on May 18th, and not a plane ticket,” Meyers told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I did get a copy of Ms. Lohan’s plane ticket and boarding pass for May 22nd.”

So Lindsay and her lawyer lied in court. Again. To put things in perspective, I’d be more shock to hear there was a gavel in the room than I was after I just reading that. “A whole wooden gavel? No foolin’?”

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