Of Course Lindsay Lohan Banged Terry Richardson

March 7th, 2012 // 67 Comments
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If a pedophile traveled back in time and knocked up a 70s male porn star, Terry Richardson would be the end result provided you spent his formative years teaching him women are whores who’ll readily objectify themselves for coke and/or money. So naturally Lindsay Lohan wants to marry him because the only father figure in her life is Michael Lohan The Dipshit, Vagina-Kicking Drunken Spider-Man. Via RadarOnline:

“They had a major night of passion after they worked on this photo shoot together and now she’s going all out to get her claws into him. But Terry is just not interested in pursuing a relationship with Lindsay and totally regrets hooking up with her.

“Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly. As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman. It’s a difficult situation though as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends. He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.”

Yes, I’m sure it’s a very difficult situation for Terry Richardson, continuously employed photographer who spends his days around naked models. Why he probably spends sleepless nights worrying about Lindsay Lohan’s feelings. “I know! I’ll bring her one of those covered dishes. But instead of food, it has coke in it. BAM! You did it again, Richardson. That’s way better than just ignoring all her calls and pretending she doesn’t exist anymore. Because in a way, did she ever really? Did she ever really?”

Photos: Terry’s Diary

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  1. Ed G.

    ‘He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.”

    What could possibly be more gentle than telling gossip rags that he probably got herpes from the fire crotch!! (thruth be told, he probably already had herpes though).

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    quickrick
    Commented on this photo:

    lindsay lohan = tits (NO MORE)

  3. Sometimes the low hanging fruit is needy.

    • cc

      Honestly, if you were remotely famous and/or rich, she’d probably be the easiest lay you could find.

      • dontkillthemessenger

        I think you meant, “if you were remotely in possession of a bag of coke and half a 6 pack of Corona”

        I’m fairly certain that Hitler’s parents were better than Michael and Dina Lohan.

  4. Can’t you just see her face, blank and expressionless and tilted to the side with a big thought ballon over her head, “Daddy didn’t love me enough.”

  5. Kanye

    Still doesn’t explain why Snooki is a better mother than Lindsay Lohan.

    • Huh? Neither one of them is a mother…yet.

    • *Snooki will be
      *Dina
      FTFY.

      • Antony

        esses mexicano, ehspnaol sei la que diabo, e9 uma rae7a imprestavel mesmo ne9?! porra como vcs vao compara o cara com ele mesmo a 9 anos atraz porra?! a voz muda, ele invelhece ele e9 humano ne3o e9 uma maquina porra. ele tem que se respeitado e reconhecido pelo que fez e pelo que faz hoje, pq se3o poucos cm a qualidade dele de mover milhares de pessoas a canta uma musica junto cm ele, tenham mais respeito pelo axl pa qm deu 0 pa ele na data 2011, e9 pq nao gosta de guns e sim de pop music! UP!!

  6. cc

    Hopefully she is more selective about her selection of coke than she is about men or she’ll end up snorting Tide.

  7. “If a pedophile traveled back in time and knocked up a 70s male porn star…” So *you’re* the one who went to see that Bucky Larson movie.

  8. Do_Freebird

    Lindsay’s beauty even transcends time. You can tell because it seems the paps mistook 1970′s singer Debbie Harry for the Lilo. Personally, I find it hard to believe, Debbie Harry has much fewer chins than Lindsay.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/06/debbie-harry-mistaken-lindsay-lohan-photgraphers_n_1324875.html

  9. El Jefe

    I always had the distinct impression that this guy had the same tastes as Roman Catholic priests and ergo no interest in anything like Lindsay Lohan.

    • communion wafers?

    • Ed G.

      Holy Wine?

    • LJ

      You’re kidding, right. The two professions that get the most hot women dropping their panties are Hair Dressers and Fashion Photographers. If you are straight in those professions, there is just an endless supply. It’s even better than being a Stage Hand for a touring Ballet Company (cause NONE of those male dancers r gonna be straight, and ALL of those girls gonna get horny) .

  10. SFRowGuy

    I’m trying to decide who in that reference is more disturbing Terry Richardson or Lindsay Lohan. It’s a toss up. (I think my brain may be shock from trying to visual both doing anything together. I’m balking at just the pictures above.)

    • Chamara

      Seriously, she doesn’t need a comeback. She’s not even old egnouh to have a comeback, (grins). She’s a songbird, and like all songbirds, you don’t put them in jail. She doesn’t need a comeback but to come out of that hell hole they keep putting her in, : Good job lindsay, I love the new track don’t be afraid of? these people wanting perfection , it’s because they don’t have the energy you put off. Like the new CD! Good luck Lollipop, Sticky Sweet

  11. Cock Dr

    I’m shocked…as I thought he was gay.

  12. Who HASN’T Lindsay banged?

    Well, besides me? And my dog?

    Wait, dog’s shaking his head.

  13. Enidaj

    I call bullshit.

  14. Whistledick

    Oh, how I’d love to see Lohan go all Valerie Solanas on Richardson. Hell, Lou Reed and John Cale could even write a song about it.

  15. Mothra

    I stole this comment, but it’s hilarious

    Don’t know much about “Santorum.” I see the headlines.

    “Nationally, Santorum comes out Number Two.”
    “Romney narrowly squeezes out Santorum in Ohio”.
    “Santorum tries to come out from behind.”

    I guess if I want to find out about Santorum, I’d better Google it. I’m sure the first link will tell me what I need to know.

    • Eze

      I agree so much with you … and Kristen, same here we hate this thing going on as if we want to hear about their scandals and jail terms. I ruefse to listen and even sometimes press mute on the remote control until better stuff comes up!

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    Jimm
    Commented on this photo:

    That whore will bang anything for some coke!!
    Ugly ass coke head!!

  17. LJ

    So the moral of the story is:

    If you don’t want late night phone calls and texts from Lindsay (i.e. Lorne Michaels and now Richardson) stick to blow jobs.

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    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    I only know this dickhead’s name as attached to L. Lohan. Plus, he is such douchebag hipster, it hurts to look at him. loose him Lindsay.

  19. It’s like that old chicken and egg story… Except the question is “who gave who AIDS?”.

  20. Michael_D

    So, “major night of passion” = coke + anal?

    A clingy C-list actress might be the least of his worries then

  21. Lacy Ley

    Do these fucking coked up hipsters think we’re stupid? You can’t distract us from the hellish failure that was Lindsay Lohan on Saturday Night Live. I don’t care how many dicks you tell us she sucked, she still bombed on SNL.

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    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Shhhh! Be very very quiet. I’m trying to hunting my Prince Charming.

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    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    I sucked way more dicks than Amanda Seyfried. Why don’t I get to play the Deep Throat chick?

  24. I find this story to be suspicious at best. Richardson supposedly bangs models all the time, why would he want LiLo? You don’t grab a salami sandwich left next to a water heater when you know you can get steak.

  25. I got your problem solved, Terry. Two words – “murder-suicide.” GO!

  26. Frank Burns

    Weren’t there claims a while back by a female photographer of a relationship following a Lohan photo shoot too?

  27. Randall

    I had to google this guy to find out who he was. Turns out he’s nobody.

  28. CranAppleSnapple

    I’ve been feeling queasy and this story is just the finger down the throat I needed.

  29. IAMSPAM

    finally, some unbiased journalism!

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    Bohdi
    Commented on this photo:

    12 pictures so far and this is her second expression…10 had the same f**king vapid, just got punched in my upper lip so I can’t close my mouth correctly, whacked out on crank look. She needs to realize her time in the limelight is up and just go away. Come back after 10 years of sobriety, and living on a beach. Gain some damn self respect and self knowledge.

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    Bohdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah…the “pre-photoshop” look….

  32. Carolyn

    She is so skanky looking with that bloated face and over-processed hair. The nasty cigarette is just icing on a human garbage heap.

  33. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Cleavage Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    she only looks good in black & white

  34. Ms.Misty

    She looks about his age.

  35. ole

    cancer women are clingy

  36. steve canyon

    when you’re so desperate like her you don’t care for looks or legacy any longer.

  37. Disastrous

    LOL . If he doesn’t want some desperate actress stalking him maybe he should have thought about it before he BONED A DAMN TRAIN WRECK. I mean duh.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Cleavage Terry Richardson
    macsnafu
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the glasses on her!

  39. Unimpressed

    I get the impression Richardson doesn’t care about the gender of who he shoots his camera/wad at.

  40. joho

    Who has Lindsay banged? Answer: Everyone who might have even the snallest effect on “her career.”

    And just to be sure, also everyone in West L.A. and Hollywood.

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    Smart
    Commented on this photo:

    I honestly can’t stand her, but with all the ptiooshhppong done, she looks okay on the cover. There are much better actresses to choose from and yet none of them will be as gorgeous as Marilyn.At least he didn’t pick Paris Hilton!

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, She have beautiful BOOBS!!

  43. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Cleavage Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there any photographer shittier than Terry Richardson?

  44. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Cleavage Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    Terry Richardson is the shittiest photographer alive.

  45. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Cleavage Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    Terry Richardson sucks.

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    matt911
    Commented on this photo:

    Lotsa bitter jealous people here, especially Deryn. What, were you the only guy she turned down for a date?

  47. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Cleavage Terry Richardson
    Helena Handbasket
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like she just vomited on herself.

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