Of Course Lindsay Lohan Banged Terry Richardson

If a pedophile traveled back in time and knocked up a 70s male porn star, Terry Richardson would be the end result provided you spent his formative years teaching him women are whores who’ll readily objectify themselves for coke and/or money. So naturally Lindsay Lohan wants to marry him because the only father figure in her life is Michael Lohan The Dipshit, Vagina-Kicking Drunken Spider-Man. Via RadarOnline:

“They had a major night of passion after they worked on this photo shoot together and now she’s going all out to get her claws into him. But Terry is just not interested in pursuing a relationship with Lindsay and totally regrets hooking up with her.

“Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly. As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman. It’s a difficult situation though as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends. He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.”

Yes, I’m sure it’s a very difficult situation for Terry Richardson, continuously employed photographer who spends his days around naked models. Why he probably spends sleepless nights worrying about Lindsay Lohan’s feelings. “I know! I’ll bring her one of those covered dishes. But instead of food, it has coke in it. BAM! You did it again, Richardson. That’s way better than just ignoring all her calls and pretending she doesn’t exist anymore. Because in a way, did she ever really? Did she ever really?”

Photos: Terry’s Diary