Of Course Katy Perry’s Parents Are Anti-Semitic

January 9th, 2012 // 58 Comments
'A Gift From God'
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A little background: After her parents decided to preach from the pulpit that Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s divorce was a gift from God for their ministry, Katy made it a point to go on Twitter over the weekend and essentially tell them to shut the hell up:

- I am so grateful for all the love and support I’ve had from people around the world. You guys have made my heart happy again.
- Concerning the gossip, I want to be clear that NO ONE speaks for me. Not a blog, magazine, “close sources” or my family.

Of course, this might have more to do with the fact that it turns out her dad likes to make anti-Semitic quips during his sermons which shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who understands evangelism and its support of Israel solely so Jews can die in a future holocaust paving the way for Jesus to come back and blow shit up. No, really. Anyway, what Katy Perry’s parents should’ve realized before latching onto her divorce for publicity is that people would probably come to hear their sermons and rightfully go “What the actual fuck?!” before telling the entire Internet what they heard. Which is exactly what happened. Via The Sun:

Keith Hudson told hundreds of worshippers: “You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey.
“You go to LA and they own all the Rolex and diamond places. Walk down a part of LA where we live and it is so rich it smells. You ever smell rich? They are all Jews, hallelujah. Amen.”

Haha! Jews have money. That’s good old-fashioned comedy. But, seriously, what’s great about this situation is it’s only a matter of time until this happens:


KATY: *opens door* Mel Gibson?
MEL: Hey, how ya doin’? (Holy hell those are huge.) Listen, your dad gave me your hand in marriage now that the queer’s done with ya, so I got a few minutes to make a baby and, you know, figure I’d stop by.
KATY: There must be some sort of mistake.
MEL: No mistake, but speaking of, I’ve got a few ground rules involving the jacuzzi. Got a lighter?

(Dear Tim Tebow, if you can hear my prayers, please make this happen.)

Photos: Getty


  1. Do_Freebird

    If you read the Sun article, you find out that in addition to his “the Jews have all the money” line, he also says “We live by the Gospel, not off anyone else”. Of course, in this case living off the Gospel means having a “collection after his sermon”. Hey Keith, way to keep it real – you are a disgrace.

  2. Russell Brand Keith Hudson
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?”

  3. EricLr

    I hate to side with Katy on this one (or anything else, for that matter). But you don’t get to pick your family. And you should hear some of the shit *my* dad says. Hey…that would make a good Twitter feed and TV show.

  4. Just an FYI to my daughter – if you bring home an English fop like this, I hope he can outrun a bullet.

  5. Cock Dr

    I’d feel sorry for her, but then I recall she has those big young boobs and millions upon millions of dollars for nothing more than dressing up dumb and warbling really lame pop songs.
    Why shouldn’t she writhe with embarassment over her parents just like the rest of us?

    • Jack Ketch

      Yep ! Agreed. I’d be more embarrassed, though, to have Joe Simpson as a dad … ugh.

    • weewee

      I dunno – that freak looks as creepy as Simpson to me…and now we know where she got that egret-like neck…

      and the really sad part is: they’ll go away, and a new pod family of supposedly high morals will take their place…

  6. adam

    Surely a sugartits-reference was needed in the Mel Gibson dialogue. Bit dissappointed…

  7. Deacon Jones

    Oh, they have it so rough, those Jews! That’s why they have to complain no matter where they are!

    • Do_Freebird

      Yep, those Jews have it easy……well at least the ones who weren’t worked to death or gassed or beaten to death or shot and thrown into mass graves with some being buried alive or ……….
      Wouldn’t have just been easier to say you have an irrational hatred of the Jews and leave it at that? After all, there wasn’t a single reference to any Jew complaining in the article – you just added your own pathetic bias into the mix on your own.

    • Felonious Monkey

      Hey, Deacon, why don’t you comment only about tits and ass seeing as those are the only things you make any sense about. *SMH* Anti-Semitic Asshole!

      • weewee

        Hey Felonious Monkey – you forgot about snorting coke and anal sex…he knows plenty about that as well…by his own admission!

  8. JC

    Dear Ms. Perry,

    We are not amused. Oh, and guess whose autotune privileges just got suspended?

    The Zionist Conspiracy, Hollywood Division

  9. stratacat

    We actually have a vault of Rolexes and diamonds that we like to dive and swim in every morning before breakfast.

  10. Mando

    I feel like they were never really in love anyways. Just using eachother.

  11. Her dad looks like he makes money on the side dancing in front of a bus door for Six Flags.

  12. Katy Perry Keith Hudson Mary Hudson
    Commented on this photo:

    Of course they’re anti-Semitic, her father is the pastor of The Newly Reformed Church of the Surfing Elvis, it’s in their dogma.

  13. Flowers

    Way to take a piece of a sermon out of context without knowing the full truth. The hate of Christians in America is stronger than any other hate today.

  14. doogleberg

    His religion isn’t the real reason Katy’s dad is happy….it’s because he’s a talentless dipshit. At least she has some beautiful tits and manages to make a living selling them (and music).

    He’s a golddigging little bitch these days.
    Let’s not lose sight of this.

  15. common

    jews made up the word anti-semitic
    nobody else seems to have a word like that “anti-septic”?

    and all religion people hate all other religions
    christian people think it is scary that muslin is the biggest religion in the world within 5 years.
    normal people have no problem with anyone believing their beliefs.

    • Ben

      a German named Wilhelm Marr made up the word anti-Semitic in the 19th century to give a pseudo-scientific veneer to theological hatred… please read a book once in a while

    • dinosaurland

      It is scary that Muslin is the biggest religion in the world, especially to all of us Calico followers.

      • Nacho

        You know the biggest Religion is Buddhism Right???? or are you just an ignorant fool that never reads outside of the blogs

    • weewee


      Your inane comments gave me a headache. Thanks.

    • “normal people have no problem with anyone believing their beliefs.”

      You’ve just presented the premise for every religious war, going back even before the Crusades, in a nutshell. What’s sad is that, like every other zealot who ever picked up a club and killed his neighbor for not thinking like he did, you think it’s a perfectly rational statement.

      It might interest you to know, since you’re obviously ignorant on the subject, that Judaism, Christianity and Islam are all “Semitic” religions, since all they find their roots in the Semitic languages that were spoken in north and west Africa and what is now the Middle East.

      And If you think “Semitic” has a valid connection with “septic” then you’re a fucking moron – and the next time you put fresh “sheets” on your bed I hope it makes you think you’re sleeping in raw sewage.

  16. Da Cheese

    Religion is for those who need groups. Like anti-drug and alcohol groups.

    • AtomicMug

      …and Occupy Wall Street, and PETA, and Greenpeace (are they still around?), and Earth First, and ANSWER, and Code Pink, and…

      All of those groups preach and try to force some kind of morality on the rest of us with the promise of some kind of armageddon if we don’t comply.

  17. jim x

    Seriously Fish, great job capturing Mel Gibson’s voice. It’s like I could hear him having a crispy-haired rageaholic meltdown right off of the page.

  18. adam

    BTW where did the sun find a speaking in tongues to english interpreter?

  19. tumble weed

    the way russell looks at people is more than scary.
    this is a man who will suck anybodies c*ck & ass.
    …..JUST ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Jamman

    Yet, if he referred to them as ’1%’ers’ you would be fine with it.

    • If he referred to them as 1%ers I could actually understand it, since Christ did give fair warning that the wealthy wouldn’t have an easy time getting into heaven. You DO know that Christ was the original Redistribution Man himself, don’t you?

      What you miss is that calling someone a “1%er” deals only with the fact that someone has money, and by implication, money gotten through inheritance, greed or corruption, itself. Unless you believe all 1%ers are, without exception, WASPS, it doesn’t directly address anyone’s religion, their ethnic or cultural background , or anything else to do with them as a group but the fact that they have more money than most of us can conceive of. No one’s calling for all WASPS to be discriminated against because of the 1%-ers, amen, hallelujah. No one has ever blamed 1%ers for killing Christ and based centuries of progroms on that, or rounded up 1%ers and shovelled them into ovens.

      What’s universal is that people generally want more money and security than they have, and people who don’t have money pretty much always resent those who do. In “Payback: Debt and the Shadowside of Wealth” Margaret Atwood makes a good claim that the “Jews are money-grubbing” stereotype is based on projection. Everyone wants wealth, but Christians, in particular, were told that they shouldn’t – to the point that the Church, after massive abuses practiced in defiance of that eye-of-the-needle admonition, forbade them to loan money at interest. So they were instructed to see wanting earthly wealth and profit as a negative, so they projected that desire onto an undesirable group, i.e., Jews.

      The beat goes on, with the help of assholes like this.

  21. Nacho

    Wats the prob??? old dude is not lying!

  22. Dude

    I think the writer meant evangelicalism rather than evangelism. But maybe he “understands” something I don’t…

  23. Katy Perry Keith Hudson
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “C’mon sugartits, let’s go get me a drink!”

  24. Katy Perry Keith Hudson Mary Hudson
    Commented on this photo:

    Evil jews run Hollywood among other things. His criticism was quite mild.

  25. Katy Perry Keith Hudson Mary Hudson
    dr. zivago
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what they anti-semitic views have got anything to do with her divorce. Russell Brand isn’t a jew!

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