Because it’s Apocalypse Day on The Superficial, here’s Octomom posing for a new bikini shoot because who knew shatting out 14 kids would cost money? And working a real job is hard. On that note, apparently Octo is joining forces with Tila Tequila and the hooker/porn star Charlie Sheen tried to kill because FrankLohanTinoZord wasn’t enough. TMZ reports:
It’s the Octomom’s latest attempt to fix her house problems — we’re told Nadya plans to hold a bikini car wash fundraiser on June 18th in L.A. … and she’s inviting some well-known D-listers to help her out.
Among the bikini-clad ladies — Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila … and a whole mess of randoms like Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.
I was going to ask why someone would invite Tila Tequila to an event where things get clean, but then I realized, they’ll probably just use her for a sponge. *squeakoo squeakoo squeak* “Oh, look, honey, that sponge is that girl, what’s her face? See her little body pressed up against the wind- Wait, what’s dripping into the car? Oh, God, it’s eating through it! It’s eating through it! THE WIPERS DO NOTHING!”
Photo: INFdaily
I’d like to see a picture of this woman interacting with even one of her kids.
She is a pretty lady, I wonder if she wants any more kids, or a guy roun d the house
yummy yummy give me some octomommy
You, sir, are sick.
Nice elderly elbow wrinkles, Octo.
where are her kids when she’s doing stupid shit like this?
I’m embarrassed to say that I would pay to sniff her butt.
She looks like a Kardashian sister but only hotter because she is au naturel and doesn’t have an ass implant.
I guess anyone can look like a Kardashian sister when you’re on dope.
only thing that comes into my mind is…..URGHHHHHH *barf*
CHUPACABRA.
I’m not into serial murderers and stalkers and psychos. However, I can’t help but wonder why one hasn’t abducted this thing we’re supposed to call a “woman”?
Her stomach looks like Voldemort’s face. Her belly button reminds me of his nose…
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…
she looks like 40 miles of bad road…give it up already and take care of your kids for christ’s sakes…
what the hell happened to back of her swimsuit? she must have busted ass and broke the shit loose.
I’d tap that ass, as in her actual “ass”.. She doesn’t need any more kids…
Truly frightening.
My gawd I’ve never seen such horrible pictures. Whom ever is telling her she is good looking in this way better quit lying to the poor girl. Why does she stand like she’s constipated?
There is no god.
I think she looks great. She looks better than a lot of women out there, and she’s had how many kids?? It must have taken a lot of will power to get her body back into shape. I think she looks beautiful.
What the heck happened to the bikini??
Pretty cruel for the photographers to go ahead and take pics of her that way.
She is what you call BUGLY (Butt-Ugly). And she has a nasty belly button. I’ve seen some weird ones, but that one is just… FREAKIN’ GROSS!!!