Octomom’s in a Bikini Again

June 3rd, 2011 // 167 Comments

Because it’s Apocalypse Day on The Superficial, here’s Octomom posing for a new bikini shoot because who knew shatting out 14 kids would cost money? And working a real job is hard. On that note, apparently Octo is joining forces with Tila Tequila and the hooker/porn star Charlie Sheen tried to kill because FrankLohanTinoZord wasn’t enough. TMZ reports:

It’s the Octomom’s latest attempt to fix her house problems — we’re told Nadya plans to hold a bikini car wash fundraiser on June 18th in L.A. … and she’s inviting some well-known D-listers to help her out.
Among the bikini-clad ladies — Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila … and a whole mess of randoms like Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.

I was going to ask why someone would invite Tila Tequila to an event where things get clean, but then I realized, they’ll probably just use her for a sponge. *squeakoo squeakoo squeak* “Oh, look, honey, that sponge is that girl, what’s her face? See her little body pressed up against the wind- Wait, what’s dripping into the car? Oh, God, it’s eating through it! It’s eating through it! THE WIPERS DO NOTHING!”

Photo: INFdaily

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  1. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like I’m watching The Crying Game all over, only I know all there is to know this time.

  2. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass does not say, “Sexy!” to me. That ass says, “This is where poop comes from.”

  3. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like an art student’s early work.

  4. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Steve, grab your Nikon CoolPix. I feel like being a model today.”

  5. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    They should use this picture in English as a second language books to illustrate the word “saggy”.

  6. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Big Ass Bunny Feet
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how the surgeon gave her a tummy tuck start that would sorta look like obliques. Interesting.

  7. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Big Ass Bunny Feet
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    Check out the tummy tuck scar above her ass. Not a good look.

  8. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    some dude
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    I’m praying for her.

  9. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    There are some asses you just want to nuzzle up against. Then there are some which you have no problem imagining them farting.

  10. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    steen
    Commented on this photo:

    As Tyra would say, “SMIZE!”

  11. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    steen
    Commented on this photo:

    A fitting end for such a horrific trainwreck.

  12. moon

    Why in the main pic does it look like an evil pirrannah water ghost is RIGHT between her legs?

  13. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Asshole
    Commented on this photo:

    RUFF, RUFF!

    • Big Balls

      Ruff, Ruff to all celebrities who TRY to look “good”. Asshole, OCTOMOM is, by far, better than any of your blow-up dolls! She’s ALL NATURAL, with an ASS, big, hanging GLOBES of pleasure and a snatch I’d eat every Thanksgiving!!! Hell, Asshole, if you’d take a skank like P Hilton, KK or anything else over OCTOMOM, you’re barkin’ up the wrong tree….

      • Blech

        This reads like it’s written by Octo’s girlfriend, Christina.

        And, no, Chrissy, Octomom is not “all-natural”, unless “all-natural” includes tons of lipo and botox silicone.

  14. Phukaduck

    I guess calving 8 kids turns you into one helluva squirter.

  15. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Um
    Commented on this photo:

    Her belly button is staring at me.

  16. I bet she could wash a shitload of cars if she could get her octo-pussy to squirt soapy water instead of kids and/or ink.

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    Double D
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    When you have to tie two bikini bottoms together to cover up your gunt, it’s pretty much over.

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    Justin Cognito
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    Say what you will, but I would smash that!

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    Stucco
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny thing is, this was a desert shot until her super bus vagina opened.

  20. Minty Fresh

    Creature from the Black Lagoon?

  21. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    SCH
    Commented on this photo:

    Epic Fail!

  22. TXGirl

    So, a horse walks into a bar…

  23. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Daaaaang
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK. I think I can smell this photo.

  24. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    fapappy
    Commented on this photo:

    did not want to see the water breaking photos fish..thanks a not.

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    IHatePoopinAtWork
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she have an ass-plosion and blow the back of the suit out? I’m not understanding the look she’s going for here. Not delish.

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    IHatePoopinAtWork
    Commented on this photo:

    someone insert a some change in that coin slot and bash her fug mug w/a Diet Coke. Guaranteed improvement.

  27. Mama Pinkus

    I am so sad for her children.

  28. Tranny after a botched sex change. A shaved BigFoot with jaundice. Angelina Jolie after gaining 200lbs, gastric bypass and being hit by a bus.

  29. dotmatrix

    There are some things even Photoshop can’t hide.

  30. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    LEB
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    If she hadn’t given birth to 37 children, I would think she’s a tranny. Seriously.

  31. LEB

    I think she was born an Asian boy and has just had a lot of plastic surgery. The whole 8-baby pregnancy was a hoax just to throw people off, and those babies were smuggled like parrots from South America.

  32. Laura

    Ew, someone needs to tell that girl she just really isn’t hot… not even pretty. Passable maybe, but not pretty & certainly not model material!

  33. the captain

    this now will be called: MISCARRIAGE-BEACH?

  34. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel mildly unwell. Check that… PROFOUNDLY unwell.

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    Rene
    Commented on this photo:

    This bitch is nasty and discusting….she looks horrid and should be paid to keep the damn clothes on….those poor kids….This nasty needs more than Dr.Phil…no one can really help her….now its the kids who will suffer….man that is just horrible to look at.

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    Normal Male
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    Would not bang that with a stolen dick. She’s so worn out that it would be like dangling a worm in a silo.

  37. Lola

    Is she having a wardrobe malfunction, or um, well, why is her suit falling off her ass?

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    robin
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    they couldn’t photoshop out the cold sore on her lip?

  39. Samantha

    angelina jolie + courtney love = HELL TO THE NO.

  40. Samantha

    has bruce campbell been reading from the necronomicon again? because that is neither smart or s-mart

  41. grassy gertie

    but she has everyone talking about her again. that was the reason for these pictures. don’t comment. ignore she will soon crawl back under her rock.

  42. xtinieajsgdksb

    She looks sooooooo fugly in that bikini.she thinks she looks sexy,but she looks like a piece of crap.

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    j
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    she needs a underwire bikini,

  44. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    ELO
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL! She is trying to be all sexy with her lips! NOT! Working! *Facepalm*

  45. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    ELO
    Commented on this photo:

    EW! She is scary. Clown like…Glascow Smile…………..

  46. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    ELO
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG! The comments here are making me LOL all over the place. Diet Coke just shot out of my NOSE! Ill be back to read the funneh people here! Thank you! I needed that!

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    Jovy
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    When I focused in on the wrinkles plaguing this woman’s ass my vision began to blur.

  48. SFRANCO1

    Ughhhhh!!!!! Gotta get mo” money for all dem’ kidz …..she is absolutly gross looking. I wonder is she thinks she is hot? Ummmm …..

  49. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Jasmine
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    No one is mentioning her face. Why won’t you people acknowledge her busted face?? Yikes.

  50. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Jasmine
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    Her body is OK for a regular woman on a public beach; but for a “sexy” photo shoot? And… the bruise on her leg… her plastic-surgery ravaged face? Good grief.

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