Because it’s Apocalypse Day on The Superficial, here’s Octomom posing for a new bikini shoot because who knew shatting out 14 kids would cost money? And working a real job is hard. On that note, apparently Octo is joining forces with Tila Tequila and the hooker/porn star Charlie Sheen tried to kill because FrankLohanTinoZord wasn’t enough. TMZ reports:
It’s the Octomom’s latest attempt to fix her house problems — we’re told Nadya plans to hold a bikini car wash fundraiser on June 18th in L.A. … and she’s inviting some well-known D-listers to help her out.
Among the bikini-clad ladies — Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila … and a whole mess of randoms like Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.
I was going to ask why someone would invite Tila Tequila to an event where things get clean, but then I realized, they’ll probably just use her for a sponge. *squeakoo squeakoo squeak* “Oh, look, honey, that sponge is that girl, what’s her face? See her little body pressed up against the wind- Wait, what’s dripping into the car? Oh, God, it’s eating through it! It’s eating through it! THE WIPERS DO NOTHING!”
Photo: INFdaily
It’s like I’m watching The Crying Game all over, only I know all there is to know this time.
That ass does not say, “Sexy!” to me. That ass says, “This is where poop comes from.”
She looks like an art student’s early work.
“Steve, grab your Nikon CoolPix. I feel like being a model today.”
They should use this picture in English as a second language books to illustrate the word “saggy”.
I like how the surgeon gave her a tummy tuck start that would sorta look like obliques. Interesting.
*scar (iPad autocorrect)
Check out the tummy tuck scar above her ass. Not a good look.
I’m praying for her.
There are some asses you just want to nuzzle up against. Then there are some which you have no problem imagining them farting.
As Tyra would say, “SMIZE!”
A fitting end for such a horrific trainwreck.
Why in the main pic does it look like an evil pirrannah water ghost is RIGHT between her legs?
RUFF, RUFF!
Ruff, Ruff to all celebrities who TRY to look “good”. Asshole, OCTOMOM is, by far, better than any of your blow-up dolls! She’s ALL NATURAL, with an ASS, big, hanging GLOBES of pleasure and a snatch I’d eat every Thanksgiving!!! Hell, Asshole, if you’d take a skank like P Hilton, KK or anything else over OCTOMOM, you’re barkin’ up the wrong tree….
This reads like it’s written by Octo’s girlfriend, Christina.
And, no, Chrissy, Octomom is not “all-natural”, unless “all-natural” includes tons of lipo and botox silicone.
I guess calving 8 kids turns you into one helluva squirter.
Her belly button is staring at me.
I bet she could wash a shitload of cars if she could get her octo-pussy to squirt soapy water instead of kids and/or ink.
When you have to tie two bikini bottoms together to cover up your gunt, it’s pretty much over.
Say what you will, but I would smash that!
I hope you have a tremendously big hammer to get the job done right.
I’d SLAM-BANG-THANK YOU-MAM every day of my life with OCTOMOM!!!! These pics beat any of those BLURRY, NO-GOOD peeks of Hollywood whores, bar none! While I post my comment, I’m also whackin’ my WHOPPER over OCTOMOM’s luscious natural body….
Go get her big balls. You would be the ONLY one that wants that trainwreck. Please take her.
“Natural body”?? Haha! She has had more cosmetic plastic surgery than most the Hollywood whores you speak of. Helllooo are you blinde to the tummy tuck and lipo scars? Let alone the boob lift scars you cant see and all the facial enhancements. You sir sound like an idiotic hypocrit. She is disgusting and obviously has mental problems since she thinks she looks good enough to take pictures like these. And I wouldn’t doubt that she released them to the media herself to make some money for more surgeries
These have been shopped, my dear. They’re blurry and hide a number of imperfections. Well, except for the horse-man face. Here’s proof:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1393692/Octomom-Nadya-Suleman-shows-flat-stomach-bikini-giving-birth-14-children.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Funny thing is, this was a desert shot until her super bus vagina opened.
Creature from the Black Lagoon?
Epic Fail!
So, a horse walks into a bar…
FUCK. I think I can smell this photo.
did not want to see the water breaking photos fish..thanks a not.
Did she have an ass-plosion and blow the back of the suit out? I’m not understanding the look she’s going for here. Not delish.
someone insert a some change in that coin slot and bash her fug mug w/a Diet Coke. Guaranteed improvement.
I am so sad for her children.
Tranny after a botched sex change. A shaved BigFoot with jaundice. Angelina Jolie after gaining 200lbs, gastric bypass and being hit by a bus.
There are some things even Photoshop can’t hide.
If she hadn’t given birth to 37 children, I would think she’s a tranny. Seriously.
I think she was born an Asian boy and has just had a lot of plastic surgery. The whole 8-baby pregnancy was a hoax just to throw people off, and those babies were smuggled like parrots from South America.
Ew, someone needs to tell that girl she just really isn’t hot… not even pretty. Passable maybe, but not pretty & certainly not model material!
this now will be called: MISCARRIAGE-BEACH?
I feel mildly unwell. Check that… PROFOUNDLY unwell.
This bitch is nasty and discusting….she looks horrid and should be paid to keep the damn clothes on….those poor kids….This nasty needs more than Dr.Phil…no one can really help her….now its the kids who will suffer….man that is just horrible to look at.
Would not bang that with a stolen dick. She’s so worn out that it would be like dangling a worm in a silo.
Is she having a wardrobe malfunction, or um, well, why is her suit falling off her ass?
they couldn’t photoshop out the cold sore on her lip?
angelina jolie + courtney love = HELL TO THE NO.
has bruce campbell been reading from the necronomicon again? because that is neither smart or s-mart
but she has everyone talking about her again. that was the reason for these pictures. don’t comment. ignore she will soon crawl back under her rock.
She looks sooooooo fugly in that bikini.she thinks she looks sexy,but she looks like a piece of crap.
she needs a underwire bikini,
LOL! She is trying to be all sexy with her lips! NOT! Working! *Facepalm*
EW! She is scary. Clown like…Glascow Smile…………..
OMG! The comments here are making me LOL all over the place. Diet Coke just shot out of my NOSE! Ill be back to read the funneh people here! Thank you! I needed that!
When I focused in on the wrinkles plaguing this woman’s ass my vision began to blur.
Ughhhhh!!!!! Gotta get mo” money for all dem’ kidz …..she is absolutly gross looking. I wonder is she thinks she is hot? Ummmm …..
No one is mentioning her face. Why won’t you people acknowledge her busted face?? Yikes.
Her body is OK for a regular woman on a public beach; but for a “sexy” photo shoot? And… the bruise on her leg… her plastic-surgery ravaged face? Good grief.