Because it’s Apocalypse Day on The Superficial, here’s Octomom posing for a new bikini shoot because who knew shatting out 14 kids would cost money? And working a real job is hard. On that note, apparently Octo is joining forces with Tila Tequila and the hooker/porn star Charlie Sheen tried to kill because FrankLohanTinoZord wasn’t enough. TMZ reports:
It’s the Octomom’s latest attempt to fix her house problems — we’re told Nadya plans to hold a bikini car wash fundraiser on June 18th in L.A. … and she’s inviting some well-known D-listers to help her out.
Among the bikini-clad ladies — Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila … and a whole mess of randoms like Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.
I was going to ask why someone would invite Tila Tequila to an event where things get clean, but then I realized, they’ll probably just use her for a sponge. *squeakoo squeakoo squeak* “Oh, look, honey, that sponge is that girl, what’s her face? See her little body pressed up against the wind- Wait, what’s dripping into the car? Oh, God, it’s eating through it! It’s eating through it! THE WIPERS DO NOTHING!”
Photo: INFdaily
fuuuuuuuck dude! nasty.
I’d do her! she needs to do a porn once and for all!
you’ve heard that saying “i’d fuck the shit out of her” Thats what i’m thinking. I’ve fuck girls that look 5 times uglier than her and still fuck the shit out of them!
Thank you all for your valuable input.
no one cares, I am laughing my ass off!
IF you think these shots are bad, check out these:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1393692/Octomom-Nadya-Suleman-shows-flat-stomach-bikini-giving-birth-14-children.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Her arms look like they belong to an eighty-year-old. Must be due to all them meds she’s been taking for years.
A pasty spotted puffer-fish has washed ashore….
She’s at the beach while the taxpayers pay for nannys to take care of her litter–about right.
I miss my mom
me too
Looks like her water just broke again… watch out.
LOL!!!!!
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s awesome.
Ha Ha! :) That was great.
+4…and yikes how fucking gross. She probably got a paycheck out of this, no less.
after pic 5 i feel a little violated :(
read yesterday that the fertility dr that gave her those dozen IVF embryos (versus the normal 3-4 tops) will lose his medical license in 3 weeks
pic 5 has NOTHING on pic 8…I’ve got that “too much saliva” thing going on in my mouth right now that tells me puking is an even money bet.
I think the point of pics 5 and 8 is her saying, “Hey guys, my ass is still tight.”
(And before anyone jumps on me for thinking that the octuplets were vaginally delivered, let me remind you that she had six kids beforehand.)
I think she just got a zip-loc installed at that point to make things easier.
I think at that point she just got a zip loc installed for ease of use
errm yeah, that looks JUSSST like angelina jolie–hahahahahahahaha money wellll spent, fuck the kids
Where are her hips? Her belly looks like..like…i don’t even know. Messed up. It reminds me of a cadaver. Definite tummy tuck and boob job. I dont know why she has to lie about it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Was this really necessary?
its like someone stabbed her belly with a small knife.
Capri Anderson is pretty decent looking compare to Kacey Jordan.
Capri Anderson is smokin-fucking hot!
WHY?!?
Wait, she made it all the way up to the D-List? How in the…who’s making these “Lists,” the Taliban?
It’s like someone found Angelina’s waterlogged corpse and propped it up with a broomstick up it’s ass.
fuckin A+++
the funny thing is….ok, she doesnt look GREAT but she dont look bad either, for someone who has had 13 total kids…her body IS slim and her stomach is flat (yes surgery) but she is not obese or fat in anyway, her body does look better than the average non hollywood 20 something women after kids…
ARE YOU BLIND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
@marc, duuuude she has a mug even i couldn’t suffer
Yeah, but looked at that fucked up face.
thats what i was thinking, that face could stop a clock
….This cat here is either blind, drunk, fresh out of prison after doing a 20 year bit, or all of the above…..Artofwar
OMG…just stop it please. Octo (wtf is her real name anyway) you are embarrassing yourself by constantly having these shitty pics taken. Go away, get a job and raise your kids.
Her skin has the texture and complexion of a nosferatu…this is like vampire bikini porn…only that would be sexy, and this is just, well not.
I just realized the ache in my face is from unconsciously grimacing while looking at these pictures.
hmm the vampire angle might explain why every pic is backlit. f’in amateurs
You want better lighting on this mess? Are you a glutton for visual trauma?
Actually – I’d hit it…now.
Then run like a bastard.
you’ve got to be kidding me!. and for the love of fuck, can we all admit that while tila might inspire well deserved hate, any straight dude would jump at the opportunity to impale her vaj. have you seen her sex tape? she’s hotter than sin. i’d plunge her corn factory with such erotic furiosity, shit pablum would start leaking out her nipples!
I thought I was looking into a mirror!
You wish, druggie.
I like how the leopard-print bikini matches her stomach.
She’s in good shape for having had such a rampant parasitic infection.
I cant never get rid of that pregnant belly of hers, out of my mind. It looked like that human egg GaGa was encased in.
I don’t understand why these were posed. Why do you hate us so much? *Claws out own eyes*
Why, Superfish?? Why?? There goes my weekend … and the whole month of June. I’m calling in sick for the rest of the month. There are some things I pray I could “unsee”. This is now #1.
“”It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than against a stone.”
I believe this is that stone.
This looks like a job for Seal Team 6, Take her out boys, with prejudice!
I’ve seen healthier looking skin on a corpse. Yikes!!!
We can rebuild her. We have the technology.
did you see robot chicken by any chance?
Oh, is that where that line is from? Robot Chicken? I thought Archer said it first.
*sigh*
I can’t believe she had to be artificially inseminated.
Her skin is a nice translucent beige just like her father’s, Jellyfish Suleman Esq.
Even her bikini is trying to escape.
LMFAO…
So, she has no sphincter control at all? I assume she sharted and doesn’t realize it.
If she didn’t have like 40 kids I would say this is a tranny… with the waxy, dead complexion of a vampire.
Dear Whores, Please stop dipping your vajayjays in our oceans. Protect Mother Earth! Love, Me
How are we going to get the stink off the fish??
I hope Al Gore doesn’t forget to hire you for his next documentary.
The above photo is everything that is wrong with western civilization, crystallized.
“SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Prime candidate for some major Photoshopping. Major
You have to admit, poking the tip of your antenna into Tila Tequila’s sphincter and then driving around with her on top of it (I’ve seen it done with troll dolls) would be a hell of a novelty.
i’d pay her to play shipsmast on my car (then of course hit every pothole on the highway)
People are concerned about global warming whilst the genetic code of this has been passed on 8 times! The future is going to be full of fugly!
Her “Abs” look disgusting!! They look decomposed!
I would crazy glue my tongue to her anus.
then you’d be tonguing my dick
oh my baaaaaaaaaarrrffffffffffff
I’d hit it. I’d hit it and BRAG.
I’d kill it with fire!
Isn’t it illegal to dump trash in the ocean?
haha, what a douche!
Lets be honest, if you had no idea who she was, didn’t know her history or about the 13 kids or had seen the pregnancy pics and she kept her crazy in check long enough to have a normal conversation with and maybe a drink or two – pretty much any straight guy would fuck her if given the opportunity.
Let’s stop pretending we’re all Timberlake or DiCaprio and have super models and starlets throwing themselves at our feet all day long – she’s fairly young, slim, has boobs and butt and is in a bikini. You’d nail her.
I’d nail her all right, but that’s a coyote arm chop all the way! Who wants to wake up to that face!!
I bet she cannot keep the crazy contained for the couple hours it would take to bed her.
crazypants, tell me you didn’t rub one out to her already.
jennifer aniston didnt stand a chance
Gah! That hand! It’s like Larry Bird’s trying to grope her baby gun!
It’s like Jack Kirby drew her hand.
Octo-mom, much like her aquatic namesake, can change the color of her skin to match her environment.