Octomom’s in a Bikini Again

June 3rd, 2011 // 167 Comments

Because it’s Apocalypse Day on The Superficial, here’s Octomom posing for a new bikini shoot because who knew shatting out 14 kids would cost money? And working a real job is hard. On that note, apparently Octo is joining forces with Tila Tequila and the hooker/porn star Charlie Sheen tried to kill because FrankLohanTinoZord wasn’t enough. TMZ reports:

It’s the Octomom’s latest attempt to fix her house problems — we’re told Nadya plans to hold a bikini car wash fundraiser on June 18th in L.A. … and she’s inviting some well-known D-listers to help her out.
Among the bikini-clad ladies — Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila … and a whole mess of randoms like Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.

I was going to ask why someone would invite Tila Tequila to an event where things get clean, but then I realized, they’ll probably just use her for a sponge. *squeakoo squeakoo squeak* “Oh, look, honey, that sponge is that girl, what’s her face? See her little body pressed up against the wind- Wait, what’s dripping into the car? Oh, God, it’s eating through it! It’s eating through it! THE WIPERS DO NOTHING!”

Photo: INFdaily


  1. maeby

    fuuuuuuuck dude! nasty.

  2. Cher X

    A pasty spotted puffer-fish has washed ashore….

  3. JofaMang

    I miss my mom

  4. Melissa

    Looks like her water just broke again… watch out.

  5. after pic 5 i feel a little violated :(

    read yesterday that the fertility dr that gave her those dozen IVF embryos (versus the normal 3-4 tops) will lose his medical license in 3 weeks

  6. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    errm yeah, that looks JUSSST like angelina jolie–hahahahahahahaha money wellll spent, fuck the kids

  7. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    Where are her hips? Her belly looks like..like…i don’t even know. Messed up. It reminds me of a cadaver. Definite tummy tuck and boob job. I dont know why she has to lie about it.

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  9. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    Was this really necessary?

  10. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    its like someone stabbed her belly with a small knife.

  11. Mr Obvious

    Capri Anderson is pretty decent looking compare to Kacey Jordan.

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  13. What???

    Wait, she made it all the way up to the D-List? How in the…who’s making these “Lists,” the Taliban?

  14. Slartybartfast

    It’s like someone found Angelina’s waterlogged corpse and propped it up with a broomstick up it’s ass.

  15. mark

    the funny thing is….ok, she doesnt look GREAT but she dont look bad either, for someone who has had 13 total kids…her body IS slim and her stomach is flat (yes surgery) but she is not obese or fat in anyway, her body does look better than the average non hollywood 20 something women after kids…

  16. wishbone

    OMG…just stop it please. Octo (wtf is her real name anyway) you are embarrassing yourself by constantly having these shitty pics taken. Go away, get a job and raise your kids.

  17. Her skin has the texture and complexion of a nosferatu…this is like vampire bikini porn…only that would be sexy, and this is just, well not.

    I just realized the ache in my face is from unconsciously grimacing while looking at these pictures.

  18. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    Actually – I’d hit it…now.

    Then run like a bastard.

  19. mel

    you’ve got to be kidding me!. and for the love of fuck, can we all admit that while tila might inspire well deserved hate, any straight dude would jump at the opportunity to impale her vaj. have you seen her sex tape? she’s hotter than sin. i’d plunge her corn factory with such erotic furiosity, shit pablum would start leaking out her nipples!

  20. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    Angelina Jolie
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    I thought I was looking into a mirror!

  21. TomFrank

    I like how the leopard-print bikini matches her stomach.

  22. Sharkbait

    She’s in good shape for having had such a rampant parasitic infection.

  23. If roughing you is wrong, I dont want to be right

    I cant never get rid of that pregnant belly of hers, out of my mind. It looked like that human egg GaGa was encased in.

  24. Steve

    I don’t understand why these were posed. Why do you hate us so much? *Claws out own eyes*

  25. Gatorbates

    Why, Superfish?? Why?? There goes my weekend … and the whole month of June. I’m calling in sick for the rest of the month. There are some things I pray I could “unsee”. This is now #1.

  26. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    This looks like a job for Seal Team 6, Take her out boys, with prejudice!

  27. AteIsEnough

    I’ve seen healthier looking skin on a corpse. Yikes!!!

  28. It had to be said

    We can rebuild her. We have the technology.

  29. I can’t believe she had to be artificially inseminated.

  30. ad naseum

    Her skin is a nice translucent beige just like her father’s, Jellyfish Suleman Esq.

  31. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    Even her bikini is trying to escape.

  32. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    It had to be said
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    So, she has no sphincter control at all? I assume she sharted and doesn’t realize it.

  33. General Disarray

    If she didn’t have like 40 kids I would say this is a tranny… with the waxy, dead complexion of a vampire.

  34. Deryn

    Dear Whores, Please stop dipping your vajayjays in our oceans. Protect Mother Earth! Love, Me

  35. uncle ruckus

    The above photo is everything that is wrong with western civilization, crystallized.

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  37. DeucePickle

    Prime candidate for some major Photoshopping. Major

  38. cc

    You have to admit, poking the tip of your antenna into Tila Tequila’s sphincter and then driving around with her on top of it (I’ve seen it done with troll dolls) would be a hell of a novelty.

  39. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    People are concerned about global warming whilst the genetic code of this has been passed on 8 times! The future is going to be full of fugly!

  40. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    Her “Abs” look disgusting!! They look decomposed!

  41. horny pig

    I would crazy glue my tongue to her anus.

  42. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    oh my baaaaaaaaaarrrffffffffffff

  43. Trvth

    I’d hit it. I’d hit it and BRAG.

  44. MisterSuccint

    Isn’t it illegal to dump trash in the ocean?

  45. bob

    haha, what a douche!

  46. crazypants

    Lets be honest, if you had no idea who she was, didn’t know her history or about the 13 kids or had seen the pregnancy pics and she kept her crazy in check long enough to have a normal conversation with and maybe a drink or two – pretty much any straight guy would fuck her if given the opportunity.

    Let’s stop pretending we’re all Timberlake or DiCaprio and have super models and starlets throwing themselves at our feet all day long – she’s fairly young, slim, has boobs and butt and is in a bikini. You’d nail her.

  47. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
    adolf hitler
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    jennifer aniston didnt stand a chance

  48. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    Gah! That hand! It’s like Larry Bird’s trying to grope her baby gun!

  49. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    It’s like Jack Kirby drew her hand.

  50. Octomom Nadya Suleman Bikini
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    Octo-mom, much like her aquatic namesake, can change the color of her skin to match her environment.

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