Octomom’s losing her house
To the absolute joy of anyone paying taxes in California, Octomom’s house is about to be foreclosed due to lack of payments. TMZ reports:
As we first reported, Octo didn’t make a balloon payment of $450,000 on March 10. She’s also behind $4,139 on monthly payments.
The person who sold the house to Octo and holds the note, Amer Haddadin, tells TMZ he will give her until Tuesday to pay the two amounts, plus interest and attorney’s fees, or his lawyer will file to foreclose on the house.
I can’t even imagine why Octomom hasn’t been making payments to keep her kids probably sheltered. It’s not like she’s out constantly shopping or paying a battalion of nannies so she can go clubbing in New York like I’m sarcastically describing just now. But, seriously, it’s probably not a bad idea to foreclose on Octomom considering she apparently turns into the goddamn devil when the lights go out. I can’t say I didn’t already suspect this, but seeing it before my eyes makes me realize shoving crucifixes in uteri isn’t such a bad idea after all. (You win this round, church.)