Octomom’s baby train derailed

May 8th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Great news, everybody, Octomom has tumors on her uterus! Alright! According to Radar Online, she’ll be undergoing surgery that will leave her pretty much unable to conceive again. — We should throw a party:

Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman will check into the hospital this weekend to have benign fibroid tumors removed from her uterus — a procedure that will make further pregnancies virtually impossible, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.
Suleman will leave her eight infants and six older children in the care of her nannies, as the procedure and recovery is expected to take up to seven days.

I probably shouldn’t get my hopes up because there’s always the risk of this happening:

DOCTOR: Well, Octomom, we were about to remove part of your uterus except, goddammit, we found 20,000 babies implanted inside. Now, I know this will be a difficult choi-
OCTOMOM: Whee! There’s always room for more! Tee-hee.
DOCTOR: …. Nurse, fetch me my gun.
OCTOMOM: Is it to keep the paparazzi away ’cause I’m just like Angelina?
DOCTOR: Something like that.

Thanks to Kasia who uses her uterus for good, not for Jimmy Choo’s.

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  1. she could not have gone any further beyond what she has already

  2. Sally

    congrats #2 on stealing that line from family guy.

  3. magentapyramid

    Maybe the whole “surgery” story is a ruse – and she’s actually going in for more embryos to be implanted.
    Holy Nightmares Batman!!!

  4. magentapyramid

    Maybe the whole “surgery” story is a ruse – and she’s actually going in for more embryos to be implanted.
    Holy Nightmares Batman!!!

  5. wait i dont get y people hate her?

    she look dirty yah…but that tv show jon and kate plus 8 …they have like 100 kinds too.

    anyone?

  6. sarah palin

    Too bad octomom wasn’t aborted.

  7. Cruel

    Since when were tumors considered funny? This is really not a laughing matter.

  8. Fryshlock

    Jon & Kate are married….just like the gays

  9. gypsy

    oh, sure, she’s a “hero” because she had all these babies and she’s going to provide for them with a reality show, but i don’t know. i think a real hero breastfeeds. lets see her try that!

  10. I think the doctor should take out her uterus and a beach ball thrown in there for another six years, they find out it last madness after seeing a beach ball the whole time.

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