Octomom’s On Welfare, Receiving Death Threats
Despite posing topless for a mere $8-10,000 (the amount keeps changing), Octomom is now officially on welfare which is really going over well with taxpayers in the state of California, so trust me when I say they couldn’t be more thrilled. TMZ reports:
Our sources say Nadya Suleman started getting angry and threatening phone calls from blocked numbers, emails, and Facebook messages such as … “Die bitch. I’m not working for your f**king kids, you’re the one that wanted them.”
We’re told Octo had to hang up on several irate callers, but not before they spewed choice words like:
— “You’re going to get yours.”
— “I’m not working to f**king pay –.”
— “F**k you, you don’t deserve –.”
According to our sources, Octomom’s actually received a few positive messages too — single mothers praising her for not letting pride stop her from doing what they believe is right for her children.
Oh, yes, Octomom is so brave for doing whatever it takes for the small army she crammed up her babyhole to play reality show roulette. And the funny thing is, she actually believes she’s a mama bear protecting her cubs and has been touting that line to support her decision to pose topless which is ridiculous because, again, she was offered $1 million to do porn. One million. So she’s willing to do “whatever it takes” to put a roof over her kids’ heads except have sex on camera, although I am willing to concede that maybe her vagina fell off. But if you think it’s degrading of me to suggest she should do porn to feed her family, let me hit you with some facts: Do you know how many strippers are out there with secret prostitution rates that have kids? All of them.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go shove a dollar bill down a real mother’s G-string.