Octomom wants Jon Gosselin. Game Over!

October 20th, 2009 // 55 Comments

Time to start building bomb shelters with child-proof locks. Octomom has eyes for Jon Gosselin. Via PopEater:

“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” the single mother of fourteen told Radar Online. “I think he’s hot!” And it seems the two have one thing in common: kids should not be on reality TV. Suleman insists she has no reality show plans of her own adding, “I already made up my mind a long time ago,” she said. “I think it’s exploitative. I don’t care what the dollar amount would be. It’s not worth it. It’s not healthy for the kids.”

Of course Octomom wants Jon Gosselin. He’s a sure thing. Think about it, it’s pretty much a proven fact his sperm coupled with fertility drugs is the magic key to a Fallopian goldmine. Also, he likes ugly chicks, so she doesn’t have to worry about being rejected. He’s probably reading this right now going “Oh, yeah, Jon-bo would hit that.” (Don’t tell me he doesn’t call himself that.)

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  1. Anexio

    I would love to express her anal glands.

    Out!

  2. Richard McBeef

    She is exactly the kind of mediocre media attention hungry tramp that would ride that ATV of his into the sunset.

  3. Harold^Sick

    Pic 4, kid is totally checking out her raque.

  4. Mister Bored

    DEAR GOD, NO.

    This is like the last sign of the Apocalypse.

  5. spicy

    gross. she could really use a make over

  6. joho

    Remember Octomom said that she doesn’t like sex and hadn’t screwed anyone for ten years, she just likes being pregnant. She also doesn’t like kids.

    So John Gosselin would be perfect for Octomom. And it would get both of them out of sight.

  7. Autumn

    A house, a white picket fence, 22 children, and a reality TV show = the new American Dream. (Sidenote: Is anyone else creeped out by the dog/human hybrid ad on the front page? Anyone?)

  8. The Skit Guy

    She kind of looks like gollum with big tits in these pics, no?

  9. JADE

    Is anyone really surprised by the remarks she made about media whore Jon?
    The only reason why either of them want a show is because no show wants either of them!!

  10. Randal(l)

    Anyone envisioning a cat fight where those two fertile sluts drop trou and start firing babies off at each other while waits on his ATV to carry the winner off to a nearby alley behind an Arby’s whispering sweet nothings into her ear like “Seven more and we can make it to network television baby…ZZZZZIIIPPP.

    Randal(l)

  11. kingofbeer

    14 kids…. FUCK THAT!

  12. Octomom has a crush on Jon Gosselin? This is too funny.

  13. Kimberly

    Come on. You KNEW this was coming. It was inevitable.

  14. O'Roughly factor

    Can’t this dude catch a break, its like high school all over again, the undesirable chick having a crush on you…

  15. Id

    She’s got better hair than Kate, and less plastic surgery.

  16. Kilmer

    Octomom has nothing but crushes, because what man in their right mind would have anything to do with this squid-looking woman, her basketball court sized cooter, and he 8 needy kids?

  17. Dance_across_water

    They are perfect for each other, both media whores and ugllllly. i wish they would both just GO AWAY

  18. Bublesayitbublebuble

    Ok let’s do it. One final “reality” show and then we burn TLC to the ground. Let’s get Octotramp and the Gosselins to team up and have a grand deathmatch against the god damn Duggar cultists.

    Last ones standing take the Duggar cult’s tax-exempt status.

  19. HonkyLove

    Looks like Marilyn Manson finally got the sex change

  20. Sport

    Come on, please dont start posting pictures or ‘news’ from this psycho freak bitch. Please.

  21. Max Planck

    My tax dollars at work.

  22. j-sin

    God, i feel like i’m watching a scene from Aliens. “We can’t allow them to breed!!!”

  23. ash

    why is the girl in photograph three wearing handcuffs?

  24. I am really not sure about her image. If she changes the way she looks she might well have a chance with Jon Gosselin.

  25. JM

    #19 i thought the same thing

  26. The Dude

    Jon likes the blondes – hint, hint, Octomom!

  27. Darth

    Are these vibrations coming from an earthquake? Or is it Jon Gosselin who’s impatiently stamping his feet?!

  28. Nero

    #27
    It’s Hailey Glassman who’s kicking his ass.

  29. VandaL

    She must have a twat like a donkeys yawn.

  30. Why is Marilyn Manson wearing a dress?

  31. lola

    I would love to see that match. Hell, I’d even watch the show

  32. yowillie

    FREAK

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