Time to start building bomb shelters with child-proof locks. Octomom has eyes for Jon Gosselin. Via PopEater:
“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” the single mother of fourteen told Radar Online. “I think he’s hot!” And it seems the two have one thing in common: kids should not be on reality TV. Suleman insists she has no reality show plans of her own adding, “I already made up my mind a long time ago,” she said. “I think it’s exploitative. I don’t care what the dollar amount would be. It’s not worth it. It’s not healthy for the kids.”
Of course Octomom wants Jon Gosselin. He’s a sure thing. Think about it, it’s pretty much a proven fact his sperm coupled with fertility drugs is the magic key to a Fallopian goldmine. Also, he likes ugly chicks, so she doesn’t have to worry about being rejected. He’s probably reading this right now going “Oh, yeah, Jon-bo would hit that.” (Don’t tell me he doesn’t call himself that.)
Anexio | October 20, 2009 at 11:28 am
I would love to express her anal glands.
Out!
Richard McBeef | October 20, 2009 at 11:30 am
She is exactly the kind of mediocre media attention hungry tramp that would ride that ATV of his into the sunset.
Harold^Sick | October 20, 2009 at 11:31 am
Pic 4, kid is totally checking out her raque.
Mister Bored | October 20, 2009 at 11:33 am
DEAR GOD, NO.
This is like the last sign of the Apocalypse.
spicy | October 20, 2009 at 11:34 am
gross. she could really use a make over
joho | October 20, 2009 at 11:35 am
Remember Octomom said that she doesn’t like sex and hadn’t screwed anyone for ten years, she just likes being pregnant. She also doesn’t like kids.
So John Gosselin would be perfect for Octomom. And it would get both of them out of sight.
Autumn | October 20, 2009 at 11:39 am
A house, a white picket fence, 22 children, and a reality TV show = the new American Dream. (Sidenote: Is anyone else creeped out by the dog/human hybrid ad on the front page? Anyone?)
The Skit Guy | October 20, 2009 at 11:42 am
She kind of looks like gollum with big tits in these pics, no?
JADE | October 20, 2009 at 11:59 am
Is anyone really surprised by the remarks she made about media whore Jon?
The only reason why either of them want a show is because no show wants either of them!!
Randal(l) | October 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Anyone envisioning a cat fight where those two fertile sluts drop trou and start firing babies off at each other while waits on his ATV to carry the winner off to a nearby alley behind an Arby’s whispering sweet nothings into her ear like “Seven more and we can make it to network television baby…ZZZZZIIIPPP.
Randal(l)
kingofbeer | October 20, 2009 at 12:07 pm
14 kids…. FUCK THAT!
Jamaicafest | October 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Octomom has a crush on Jon Gosselin? This is too funny.
Kimberly | October 20, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Come on. You KNEW this was coming. It was inevitable.
O'Roughly factor | October 20, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Can’t this dude catch a break, its like high school all over again, the undesirable chick having a crush on you…
Id | October 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm
She’s got better hair than Kate, and less plastic surgery.
Kilmer | October 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Octomom has nothing but crushes, because what man in their right mind would have anything to do with this squid-looking woman, her basketball court sized cooter, and he 8 needy kids?
Dance_across_water | October 20, 2009 at 12:52 pm
They are perfect for each other, both media whores and ugllllly. i wish they would both just GO AWAY
Bublesayitbublebuble | October 20, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Ok let’s do it. One final “reality” show and then we burn TLC to the ground. Let’s get Octotramp and the Gosselins to team up and have a grand deathmatch against the god damn Duggar cultists.
Last ones standing take the Duggar cult’s tax-exempt status.
HonkyLove | October 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Looks like Marilyn Manson finally got the sex change
Sport | October 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Come on, please dont start posting pictures or ‘news’ from this psycho freak bitch. Please.
Max Planck | October 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
My tax dollars at work.
j-sin | October 20, 2009 at 2:07 pm
God, i feel like i’m watching a scene from Aliens. “We can’t allow them to breed!!!”
ash | October 20, 2009 at 2:12 pm
why is the girl in photograph three wearing handcuffs?
PoshGamer | October 20, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I am really not sure about her image. If she changes the way she looks she might well have a chance with Jon Gosselin.
JM | October 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm
#19 i thought the same thing
The Dude | October 20, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Jon likes the blondes – hint, hint, Octomom!
Darth | October 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Are these vibrations coming from an earthquake? Or is it Jon Gosselin who’s impatiently stamping his feet?!
Nero | October 20, 2009 at 4:15 pm
#27
It’s Hailey Glassman who’s kicking his ass.
VandaL | October 20, 2009 at 6:11 pm
She must have a twat like a donkeys yawn.
Mike Walker | October 20, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Why is Marilyn Manson wearing a dress?
lola | October 20, 2009 at 9:45 pm
I would love to see that match. Hell, I’d even watch the show
yowillie | October 20, 2009 at 11:21 pm
FREAK
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Octomom: “Gee, I haven’t been in the gossip mags in a while, how can I get back in? Oh I know!” Also, gross.
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On Topic: All of you were right after balloon dad had his day that Octo would come back into the news. Her m.o. is not Jon Gosselin himself but to get a dig at Kate. Remember that cat fight they’d had going on a few months ago? Well, Octo still stuck there, doing the female competition thing. So obvious.
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