Octomom wants Jon Gosselin. Game Over!
Time to start building bomb shelters with child-proof locks. Octomom has eyes for Jon Gosselin. Via PopEater:
“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” the single mother of fourteen told Radar Online. “I think he’s hot!” And it seems the two have one thing in common: kids should not be on reality TV. Suleman insists she has no reality show plans of her own adding, “I already made up my mind a long time ago,” she said. “I think it’s exploitative. I don’t care what the dollar amount would be. It’s not worth it. It’s not healthy for the kids.”
Of course Octomom wants Jon Gosselin. He’s a sure thing. Think about it, it’s pretty much a proven fact his sperm coupled with fertility drugs is the magic key to a Fallopian goldmine. Also, he likes ugly chicks, so she doesn’t have to worry about being rejected. He’s probably reading this right now going “Oh, yeah, Jon-bo would hit that.” (Don’t tell me he doesn’t call himself that.)