Octomom lands reality show, book deal

May 31st, 2009 // 33 Comments

Who didn’t see this coming? Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has not only landed a book deal but finally found a production company for her reality show, according to People:

Suleman’s attorney Jeff Czech calls the series a “quasi-reality” show, explaining that instead of having a dozen cameramen tromping around her house 24 hours a day, film crews will only document select milestones, such as birthdays and other special events.
“Nadya knows she has to do something,” says Czech. “But she doesn’t want the constant filming because she feels that would be taking advantage of her kids. She’s trying to find the middle ground and feels this approach will work best.”
Czech also insists that his client doesn’t want her series to resemble Jon and Kate Gosselin’s show.
“She’s been watching them a bit lately and thinks it’s boring,” says Czech.

Aw snap! Jon and Kate just got Octo-slapped! Okay, now that that’s out of the way, here’s how you can spot the parts of the show that are “quasi-reality”:

1. Any scene where Octomom tries to buy a pair of shoes and doesn’t ask the cashier if they accept “baby” as a form of payment.
2. Anytime you see Octomom withdrawal cash from the ATM instead of asking a crewmember to impregnate her.
3. All scenes involving nannies not jumping out the window with a baby under each arm screaming “Muchacha es el diablo!”
4. Montages featuring Octomom raising her children. (The CGI should tip you off.)
5. Kooky tea parties with Gloria Allred.

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  1. Kane

    saw it on the Citroen ad.

  2. Funeral Guy

    She looks like Alanis Morissette’s totally fugly stay-at-home-mom sister. Horrible.

  3. I would totally watch that!

    Alice
    http://www.playraiden.com

  4. Danklin

    Call me crazy but i actually dont mind octomom. sure she did some stupid crap and is mooching off the goverment but if i had to choose between her and Kate whats her face, it’d be no contest, i’d jump in front of a bus.

  5. OhJeez

    Do you think anyone is actually going to watch this crap? But then again I could see Fox picking this up to replace the falling American Idol ratings. I just wish we could return to some decent programming on tv again. Seems like the only thing on is crap and we are faced to watch some type of crap so we choose the least crappy shows to watch.

  6. Kelsey

    This makes me want to die.

    I think a lot of people would watch this, unfortunately.

  7. Kyle Reese

    Nadya’s resemblance to Michael Jackson is scary..

  8. the hairs are leaving her, folks!!
    A BALD PUSSY IS QUITE ALLRIGHT.

    …………….but a head???

  9. eric

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

  10. Nicole

    This photo of her is exceptionally gross.

  11. steve

    –can you imagine being a helpless kid looking up at that? I’ d think it was a giant spider ready to inject me with poison then suck my insides out.

  12. Darth

    All the best to her and good luck (read;good bye)!

  13. Gando

    Is this Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox?

  14. Mama Pinkus

    sick

  15. justifiable

    Gee, I’m really surprised she’s going this route instead of following her original plan to take the student loan dough and go back to school to be self supporting. Oh, no, wait, she wasn’t on government support in the first place – those food stamps just came out of nowhere. Remember how her career with that new degree was gonna support her kids? And still leave her time to love them all unconditionally – because that’s all they needed? I thought a complete and utter disconnect with reality qualified as a mental illness – I’m so relieved to find out that’s not true!

  16. pirhan

    Why, Why WHY!?!?!?!?

    @ #2 – very true.

  17. Mako

    Tie the tubes to that worn out slip & slide TODAY!

  18. mikeock

    slag. I bet her queef’s sound like bagpipes.

  19. Dummy

    I think OctoMom is actually Michael Jackson.

  20. Joe Mahma

    Great! I’ll be sure and completely avoid every single one of that show’s sponsors.

  21. Jibbly Biggins

    Hate the bitch, poster child for why insane people shouldn’t have kids…..

    BUT….

    At least this way a reality show *might* reduce her sucking off welfare from the rest of us.

  22. Sherry

    You are classy, attractive? aren`t you tired of dating the ordinary? “R i c h P a s s i o n . C 0 M” will match you with high class singles. Find love and romance with someone who is rich, wealthy, or successful. Why not try? It is totally free for 1 months!!

  23. Mr. Jones

    #18 – Brilliant

    This swamp donkey looks like gollum hunched over a rotten fish. Don’t tell me she wouldn’t strangle one of those babies for a blurb in People magazine.

  24. anonymoose

    I can’t for the life of me understand why a network would give this woman a show! WTF! How could anything she does possibly be of any interest to anyone – I mean who the hell would watch- its a disaster waiting to happen.

  25. Max Planck

    If she will stop being a burden to taxpayers now I am all for it.

  26. Max Planck

    If she will stop being a burden to taxpayers now I am all for it.

  27. DCMikeRotch

    She looks like a fat Michael Jackson.

  28. Palin's 2nd Abortion

    Don’t let Chyna manhandle those babies!

  29. I am disgusted! Sure, it is a good thing that she wont be state supported, but still she wont go get a real job, instead she’ll exploit her kids. Sick, sick, sick! Good reporting though :)

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