Octomom soon to become Octomom™

April 15th, 2009 // 78 Comments

Making full use of her uterurs-turned-ATM, Nadya Suleman has filed to trademark the name “Octomom” so she can use it to sell merchandising, according to The Smoking Gun:

In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as “Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom,” and notes that she wants to use the “Octomom” handle on products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers. Suleman also wants to secure a trademark to use “Octomom” in connection with TV variety programming. As seen in the below excerpts from Suleman’s USPTO applications, she had to sign a letter consenting to “the use of my nickname as a Trademark or Servicemark.” The USPTO applications, which cost Suleman a total of $825 and only include a bland logotype, were filed for her by a Whittier, California law firm.

Since I love capitalism and reckless breeding so much, I came up with some catchy slogans for Nadya:

Octomom: Why Work When You Have Frozen Embryos and Access to a Shoddy Practitioner of Medicine?

Octomom: Have You Whored Your Kids Out Today?

Octomom: Why Buy Huggies When You Can Pay Extra to Make My Face Even More Pervasive Than Ever? [Smiling Nadya Suleman here.]

Octomom: Because Fuck What Kim Kardashian Says.

That last one might actually catch on. My bad.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Fuck Up to the 14th power. Doubt I can say anything worse than the reality.

  2. Mr. Jones

    Okay, is this c-u-next-tuesday a midget or does she drive a battlecar galactica?

    O.J. needs to visit this broad. He would be a f’n hero again.

  3. Ian

    Dont give this gold digger any fooking money.

  4. Anon

    #53

    unfortunately if you work you don’t have any say in it.
    You taxes are already going to her and have been for years.

    Sorry.

  5. i bet her stomach is so flat because she probably wears a girdle. i also bet when she takes it off at night her stomach looks like an empty stretched out hefty bag.
    she probably will get surgery tho…what else is gonna spend her $ on while cali taxpayers are feeding and diapering her kids?
    WWOD? What Would Octomom Do?

  6. Her belly probably looks like torn fishnet stockings…

  7. denny crain

    #56 Only not as sexy.

  8. norton

    Ummmm. How many vehicles does this woman have?

    So far she has a mini-van and what looks like a Honda sedan.

    On welfare, two new cars, a new house, nannies, ubiquitous Starbucks in most images, designer sunglasses and always – I mean ALWAYS shopping.

    Anyone else have a problem with that?

  9. #57 – Excellent point. (vomits)

  10. Pilatunes

    Hey, she’s economizing…she didn’t get into the ‘Sclade with the custom rims! Hardship people, hardship.

  11. nastyjay

    do the porno hunny

  12. jjthomas

    anyone notice the botox and lip injections in these pics???? oh govt spending…

  13. Mike Rackhabit

    I want to slip her my chub, seriously i wanna fuck her hard and painfully. she is my dream girl. i get a semi everytime i see her on tv.

  14. A. N. Onymous

    She’s trademarking the name “Octomom”, but she has 14 kids. I guess Tetradecamom was too much for her.

  15. Rachel

    If her claim has been approved, someone should TM the name Octomum or Octomommy and create a line of contraceptives. Introducing Octomum brand day-after pill, Octomum brand birth control pills. Hell, planned parenthood should buy the Octomum brand scrapers.

  16. Anon

    Only one problem to the contraceptives you suggest.

    It wouldn’t work. She’s never had a boyfriend or sex so how could you use her in a product that involves a boyfriend or sex.

  17. Gary T

    im glad I was in BCT and AIT when this stupid shit happened, I notice there is no OCTODAD in the picture. Just another biological clock shank who took pills and jizz and had too many kids.

    Lets ahve a wager, how many of these kids are going to grow up totally FUBAR? Which will ahve developmental delays, autism or just plain retarded? Which one will lead a life of crime, smoke crack or huff jenkem?

  18. Superficial fan

    All of those kids gave her an ass that I would pound that butt into submission.

  19. Superficial fan

    Correction:

    All of those kids gave her an ass that I would pound into submission.

  20. Lacy

    #66 – the point is, she is a pro-breeder. Contraceptives are anti-breeder in nature. Therefore it works.

  21. john l.

    wow, i never realized what a true definition if a cunt is. look it up people. you are a fucking fat cunt, i cant wait until your children grow up and they learn how pathetic you are. you could always smuggle drugs in the 10 cubic foot sack you will be carrying around. why is oprah yelling at chris brown when she could be tackling a real multiple. OCTOFUCKUP.

  22. BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!

  23. BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Arlekin

    If Nadya Suleman is that bad, why do we pay attention to her? We are not perfect. There is not a guilty person whom we may acusse for our sorrows, failures, greed, envy, hunger of revenge or hate on. If we feel so frustrated, discriminated because we are not brave enough to have more than two kids,
    it is our problem. We should not try to rule Goverment’s decisions. We keep deceiving ourselves by being uncapable to realize that one American citizen is taken all the money away. We well know it is not true. Why do we not try to reach PEACE in our Planet, instead?

  25. Arlekin

    If Nadya Suleman is that bad, why do we pay attention to her? We are not perfect. There is not a guilty person whom we may acusse for our sorrows, failures, greed, envy, hunger of revenge or hate on. If we feel so frustrated, discriminated because we are not brave enough to have more than two kids,
    it is our problem. We should not try to rule Goverment’s decisions. We keep deceiving ourselves by being uncapable to realize that one American citizen is taken all the money away. We well know it is not true. Why do we not try to reach PEACE in our Planet, instead?

  26. Arlekin

    If Nadya Suleman is that bad, why do we pay attention to her? We are not perfect. There is not a guilty person whom we may acusse for our sorrows, failures, greed, envy, hunger of revenge or hate on. If we feel so frustrated, discriminated because we are not brave enough to have more than two kids,
    it is our problem. We should not try to rule Goverment’s decisions. We keep deceiving ourselves by being uncapable to realize that one American citizen is taken all the money away. We well know it is not true. Why do we not try to reach PEACE in our Planet, instead?

  27. Dillon Raye

    Id love to blow a big load all over those huge mongers!!!!

  28. Why is it that every photo I see it there are no children around? You’d think with eight children have a child sucking on her pacifier at any time.

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