Octomom in a Bikini: This is happening.
Well, this was inevitable. That being said, who the hell picks up a camera and goes, “Hey, you know what would be awesome to capture forever? Nadya Suleman in a bikini”? I honestly didn’t think there were that many drugs on the planet. Also, not to scare anybody, but you know there’s a sex tape just around the corner and I guarantee you it’ll contain this exchange:
OCTOMOM: Stick it in!
DUDE: I can’t, there’s a day care falling out.
Sign me up for that.
Thanks to Matt Varden. But not really.