Octomom in a Bikini: This is happening.

January 18th, 2010 // 424 Comments

Well, this was inevitable. That being said, who the hell picks up a camera and goes, “Hey, you know what would be awesome to capture forever? Nadya Suleman in a bikini”? I honestly didn’t think there were that many drugs on the planet. Also, not to scare anybody, but you know there’s a sex tape just around the corner and I guarantee you it’ll contain this exchange:

OCTOMOM: Stick it in!
DUDE: I can’t, there’s a day care falling out.

Sign me up for that.

Thanks to Matt Varden. But not really.

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  1. Alec

    Nr.94 .. am in agreement with you! Whatever her sitution, she looks really great!! Am sure her children are proud of her … takes some doing to look like that! Not in favour for those ‘lips’… wishing her and ther family the very best for the long years to come.

  2. Alec

    Nr.94 .. am in agreement with you! Whatever her sitution, she looks really great!! Am sure her children are proud of her … takes some doing to look like that! Not in favour for those ‘lips’… wishing her and ther family the very best for the long years to come.

  3. Me

    What the fuck is up with her foot?
    Someones got man hands…

  4. Coco

    all i can think about when i look at those is….

    A. the beach pose has been done 349857246634 times
    B. why wear a bathing suit that came from wal-mart?
    C. her legs look like…well…. mom-legs.

    blegh.

  5. Flower

    Somebody tell this skank to get her thumb out of her drawers!

  6. Mark B

    I think I would still motorboat her…. if her mouth was duct taped and I were 85% blind.

  7. Melanie

    GROSS!

  8. Melissa

    Why does this shit even exist? Fuck me man, she’s gnarly.

  9. Beautiful

    Look , shes soooo beautiful, i really want her look!

  10. mikehenriquez

    two hundred tenth.

  11. steven charbonneau

    That wasnt nice I was eating lunch! What’s with the slit where her belly button should be it’s disturbing to look at it and what’s with that gross flabby area between her upper legs and those friggin feet? Unfortunately she could never fix all that is wrong since she does not even look human after all that plastic surgery, her face is a mess. Tip; you wanna have pics taken get some color on your gross body first it might have helped a bit, just a bit.

  12. AnonymousError

    This would all be much more tolerable without the stupid cowgirl hat…. and if it wasn’t that crazy wench.

  13. Evil Bastard

    I would have gone with “It’s a Vagina, not a Clown Car!” for the expected quote from the sex tape…

  14. There you have it for all you sick freak O’s you finally got your octomom in a bikini.!

  15. Phil E. Drifter

    She’s got Julia Roberts lips. She’s got some nice tits but that bikini can hide a lot, it all depends on if they sag, where the nipples are placed, etc.

  16. blah

    My penis just lit itself on fire, I dont need no water, let the mother fu**er burn…

  17. KC The Gr8

    OMG her hands…HER HANDS!!!!!

  18. Fribble

    54. Carolyn – January 18, 2010 4:30 PM
    “She looks like holy hell. But, she has those big fake American boobs that the old US of A men love so much.”

    …and the Euro-trash contingent is heard from, again.

  19. Elay

    Pic#7 – Looks like her penis came untucked and her left implant is trying to make a run for it. I don’t blame it.

  20. KC The Gr8

    OMG her hands…HER HANDS!!!!!

  21. tangledwebs

    The photoshopping on these is so ineptly done that either she did them herself or got the fertility doctor to do it.

    The one where she is kneeling. You can actually see the scarring all over her torso. And some of them have the scars and incompletely covered tats on her legs. Her legs have been so excessively photo trimmed that they look like Gumby’s, but more one dimensionally chalky.
    And even her feet have been badly photoshopped. Unless that really is a cloven hoof hanging in midair. And, jeez, what manhole cover hands.

    This has got to be a transition to doing porn. She’ll be a fixture at porn conventions everywhere til the last kid gets his first adult jail sentence.
    She probably spends her time looking into the mirror and practicing saying “..oh,you must be the pizza delivery boy”

  22. tangledwebs

    Is that a weird belly button or is it an auxiliary vagina? The one where she’s kneeling– you can see all the covered up scarring –and , wow, there is a lot of it.

  23. Diana

    Alec #202-
    Yes, I am sure her kids are proud of her doing porn shots instead of taking care of them…

  24. Tovah

    She has 14 kids and needs to go and take care of them.

    She is horrible.

  25. Kenneth

    HER STOMACH LOOKS AWFUL!!!! IT LOOKS ALMOST LIKE IS IS BADLY DIMPLED!!! SHE HAS AMY WINEHOUSE’S UGLY LEGS (THIN WITH PALE, HANGING SKIN!!!)

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AMY WINEHOUSE, HEIDI FLEISS, A PLASTICLY REPRODUCED ANGELINA JOLIE AND A GOSH AWFUL MAN!!!!!!!!

    SHE LOOKS SO GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. anonymoose

    lips are the boobs of the face. these facial flotation devices are hideous. on a platypus they might not look so bad though.

    there’s a market for these photos? is this photo shoot for her children’s posterity?

    did we really think that a single woman who intentionally has 14 children would make a good decision about plastic surgery?

  27. anonymoose

    ps. @#37: hilarious!
    yes, steven tyler is looking more fem these days!

  28. Cara

    Everyone wants to be famous. Be it with what you can shove in your holes or shoot out them with how many you can do it at once and how much notoriety you get from doing it. There ought to be a test to see if you qualify to stay on earth.
    And ICK, she’s just so freaky vacant eyed.

  29. Cara

    Everyone wants to be famous. Be it with what you can shove in your holes or shoot out them with how many you can do it at once and how much notoriety you get from doing it. There ought to be a test to see if you qualify to stay on earth.
    And ICK, she’s just so freaky vacant eyed.

  30. kylito73

    Honestly, I think she is very attractive, at least the top half of her. That long raven hair, that mouth, those large lovely breasts…she does look sexy.

    To those who think I have low standards: please, if I held out for physically- perfect women, I likely wouldn’t get laid at all.

    I’d hook up with her, but wouldn’t marry her. Most men wouldn’t want to care for so many children, especially if one could conceive his own.

  31. Erica

    wow- good to know she has plenty of time and money for plastic surgery despite all the kids she has to take care of!!

  32. sarah

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  33. Marie

    Too bad she didn’t spend that money giving the children the surgery THEY need. One octuplet has a cleft lip that was supposed to be fixed months ago and hasn’t, and one of the twins needs some kind of surgery on her arm I think. Typical welfare ho, broke, unemployed but showering government money on herself.

  34. Tuck Johnson

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M BLIND

  35. L

    She certainly loves to dump 14 kids on babysitters and stare at herself or go to Disneyland by herself.

  36. Yikes!

    OMGosh! it’s Marilyn Manson’s brother!

  37. Teacha

    What a hideous skank! She looks like a blowup sex doll. So glad she spent tax money or donations on tons of plastic surgery. She should go get herself spayed instead of getting plastic surgery done. Go to hell you scary looking whore.

  38. The Listener

    #101 Believe it or not, I’m a guy.

    I think people’s perception of her physical appearance is being negatively influenced by her not-so-great public image.

    If you judge her appearance based on her bathing suit alone and not consider her public image, she looks pretty decent in the bikini.

  39. Jebus

    Not too bad, but nothing to be taking pictures off. And you know she looks better than most the guys’ girlfriends posting here.

  40. mmm

    Someone should work on their clone stamp skills.

  41. brother neil

    I want her to be the mother of my next 8 children – photoshopped stretch marks and all!

  42. Potatoes!

    she looks like an uglier version of the joker…. maybe i shouldnt insult the joker like that

    lol

  43. Sammer

    I think she looks great! I’ve only had one child and I don’t look that good yet. To people with all the shit talk : I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE !!. She obv. worked very hard to get back to there. even if its at 12pm while her kids are at home sleeping… DEFINITELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. …. half of the men out there cutting her down probably sit behind their computer screens all day getting fatter by the moment. You know she is somebody’s mother, daughter, sister, friend. And I bet anything that you wouldn’t stand for someone trashing your someone.. She is human and not perfect. Like most of us. So really, then next time you feel the need to trash someone for doing something positive – ask yourself how you would feel in their position..

  44. shorabh

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  47. octogross

    hey joker lips WHY SO SERIOUS

  48. silverdog

    Everyone talkin shit….what the hell do you look like. i dont care what, atleast she had the nerves to put on a swim suit. and no doubt look better than alot of you big twinkie case, dozen donut eatin bastards who get online to bash people and know when it all comes down, that you wouldnt even show yourself. quit the hating.

  49. Turd da Third

    Peole keep talking about a sex tape of her, man that would be some boring it would only be her a few unwilling dildos (I am sure she could even make them go limp) and a turkey baster.

    To make matters worse she is going to be spending half her time pushing her ugly tits out of the way just to get access to her hell hole. The cool part would be when she shoves 8 sex toys in at the same time! That might be worth buying the DVD for however… It will be called OCTOBATION.

  50. nadine

    Am I the only person in the world to say that she looks good for a woman who has been through a pregnancy.
    So what if she had sugery to try to get back the her old figure-SO WHAT!
    She is perfectly entitled to to what she wants.
    You lot are just a cowards to call her names over a computer screen.
    Get the plank out of your own eye before getting the splnter out of anyone elses.
    It’s easy to gang up on someone in packs like you lot are obviously doing.

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