Octomom in a Bikini: This is happening.

January 18th, 2010 // 424 Comments

Well, this was inevitable. That being said, who the hell picks up a camera and goes, “Hey, you know what would be awesome to capture forever? Nadya Suleman in a bikini”? I honestly didn’t think there were that many drugs on the planet. Also, not to scare anybody, but you know there’s a sex tape just around the corner and I guarantee you it’ll contain this exchange:

OCTOMOM: Stick it in!
DUDE: I can’t, there’s a day care falling out.

Sign me up for that.

Thanks to Matt Varden. But not really.

superficial

  1. Enna

    “People should keep in mind she’s a mom, not a supermodel.”

    Exactly, R98. All the more reason she should stop pretending to
    be a supermodel/celebrity. She’s delusional. And repulsive.

    BTW, R98, are you Octomom, by any chance? Just stopping by to
    defend yourself?

  2. Itsjustme

    If you people didn’t know this was the octomom I wonder if your comments would be the same.

    She looks good to me.

  3. whydoweneedtoseethis

    I wish I hadn’t taken a trip to the superficial today. At least the golden globe post was worth looking at… The Breasts! ^_^

  4. venom

    Oh, so THAT’s what happened to Alanis Morrisette!

  5. Turd da Third

    That is one octo-fugly freaking chick. That face needs octo-bags (paper preferably, but plastic is ok if it helps to make sure there are no more picture shoots in the future.

    In one of the picts it looks like her left tit is mangled and octo-nipples….Do us a favor, put you clothes back on, shove those kids back in and close your mouth and legs and the world will be a better place for all

    da Turd

  6. HankTheDwarf

    Twatnips
    Twatnips
    Twatnips

  7. Sport

    Sorry I see others have said this but the first three pics i opened she looks like the fucking JOKER – but with worse makeup.

  8. gwenda

    how does she afford all these plastic surgeries???!! TUMMY TUCK! BREAST implants and so much stuff done on her face. She should get a job and spend it on her kids not herself
    http://news.makemeheal.com/images/nadya-suleman-plastic-surgery.jpg

  9. Beetlejuice

    @104

    Alanis is hot

  10. Beetlejuice

    @104

    Alanis is hot. This cunt isn’t.

  11. Boo you

    This is gross. Why the hell are we subjected to this?! She had a tummy tuck that’s for sure.. You would have to have one after having a litter. Her belly button looks like the doctor put a little slice in the skin. Hey all of you who actually donated your money to this freak.. You are looking at where your money went. A tummy tuck, a great big house and a boob job. Maybe even more lip injections. Here’s a great idea… how about more dumbass people give her more money, so she complete the package by getting her very own penis. She is a nutjob with to many kids. Keep your clothes on freak!

  12. emily

    I think she looks good for having that many kids. She has obviously had a tummy tuck and breast augmentation. I bet she’s had inner thigh lipo too because her upper leg shape looks too unnatural. Although donated money for her plastic surgery tisk tisk

  13. Interesing choice in facial surgery. I guess she was going for the “Over the hill tranny look.”

  14. Sean

    You know, I have seen and done worse

  15. sarah

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  21. kathy

    She looks great….just fantastic

  22. blah

    yawn. octo-hate is kinda old

  23. pdxfacehole

    Gross. You have flabby fatty knees. Add that to your surgery list you puff face baby milkin’ whore. Bitch, your 15 minutes are OVA.

  24. Mick

    Okay three questions: Number One, where are the stretch marks, photoshopped? Number Two, Where are the kids? Number Three, does anyone have her phone number? Oh, God help me………

  25. Enna

    Kathy = Octomom. So sad.

  26. robynnn

    i just pooped

  27. Mickey01232000

    Dear God someone save me from myself! I just looked at all 20 of these pictures and I am going to have a difficult time erasing the images from my brain! It was like watching a train wreck with fatalities. The mother of the Turkey Baster Babies in a bikini with her navel swallowed up by those eight bundles of joy. The poster child of bad plastic surger (lips and jugs) with the body shape of a 13 year old boy. Those Donald Duck lips ahhhhhh!!!!!

    That porn tape please spare us the visual on her doing anything sexual. I am afraid of the impact that will have on the internet surfing population of the world. No wonder the Mayans said the world would end in 2012. That would be the end of porn as we know it.

  28. slappy magoo

    Well, it’s obvious that SOMEONE’S danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight.

  29. havoc

    $10 bucks says Hef makes her an offer.

    Then I can remove my eyes with a melon baller…..

    .

  30. jlylec

    i’d hit it for sure. for the novelty. the novelty is unmatched.

  31. mlincoln

    Honestly, she’s not that bad. She’s got great boobs, is slender, and has a flat belly. Sure it’s photoshopped, but what isn’t? If she looks like that in real life 95% of the men in this world would bang her.

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  34. amanda

    @129 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

  35. amanda

    also she looks like heidi fleiss after her arrest in pic 1

  36. CY

    I just threw up in my mouth. with my cock. because my cock was in my mouth. No ninja pics!!???

  37. LEB

    Did they remove her hips with those 8 babies?

  38. Its hard for me to look at this woman with some kind of respect because i really believe this woman had did what she did to get all this publicity. Just like the family who lied and said their son was trapped in the balloon, its so sad what people would do for a tv show or a little fame.

  39. cybersquatter

    what, does tara reid lease her belly out for photoshoots now?

  40. rien

    i can’t decide what’s more terrifying, the lips or the thighs or the feet – OH GOD NUMBER 7 WHAT’S WRONG WITH HER TIT!!??

    She looks more like she’s trying to be Cher than Angelina Jolie.

  41. cybersquatter

    #5 mickey rourke needs a haircut!

  42. Grand Dragon

    I don’t care if she does end up hot later after $10 billion in plastic surgery, she still has eight kids and I hate those little bastards.

  43. Bill

    MAN HANDS

  44. Sammie

    She looks like the Joker with foundation on.

  45. Xtrema

    Jah Jah Jah Joker Face Jah Jah Joker Face

  46. Deva

    Amy man who thinks this is hot should have their dicks checked.

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  48. welldoneson

    Superficial WILL die for this.

    There can be no other solution.

  49. DG

    I would totally hit that all day long, or until the kids need fed.

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