Well, this was inevitable. That being said, who the hell picks up a camera and goes, “Hey, you know what would be awesome to capture forever? Nadya Suleman in a bikini”? I honestly didn’t think there were that many drugs on the planet. Also, not to scare anybody, but you know there’s a sex tape just around the corner and I guarantee you it’ll contain this exchange:
OCTOMOM: Stick it in!
DUDE: I can’t, there’s a day care falling out.
Sign me up for that.
Thanks to Matt Varden. But not really.
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Sorry everyone. I had these pictures commissioned for an exhibition I’m putting together up here in heaven(TM) called: “When messenger ribonucleic acid rejects the lord.” The whole thing is kind of a joke around here, you know, how bad things can get when the system gets a mind of its own and basically fucks up. And it isn’t just in the looks department either. Fuck no. This brain is pretty messed up inside. Little bits of cork and lead paint chips if you know what I mean. Anyhow, gotta get going now. I need to create some more panic and fear before people start thinking for themselves again…
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Who in the fuckery thought this was a good idea? Why is anyone giving this mentally bizarre whore ANY publicity? She’s whelped 14 pups, and tries to “look sexhay” so some other dude will fuck her & give her more larvae? This is wrong; oh so wrong…
She looks like holy hell. But, she has those big fake American boobs that the old US of A men love so much.
nice boobies
Sorry everyone, these are photos I had commissioned for a little exhibition up here in Heaven (TM) called “When messenger ribonucleic acid rejects the Lord (SM).” The whole thing is meant to showcase how bad the system can get messed up when just one element gets a mind of its own. I guess while I’m at it I should remind you that unless you all start to kiss my ass real soon, your whole world could look like this. It’s not just about looks either, the brain is also affected. So keep those Republicans at bay. Just a friendly tip from the one who knows everything. And again, sorry about the misdirected photos. These were meant for our eyes only, and I also apologize for the retinal stains you will still see all night as you try to sleep it off…
Honestly, I’ve seen way, way worse.
I’m starting to repeat myself. Too much beer.
Is that Janeane Garofalo?
seriously fucking her must be like throwing a hot dog weiner down a darkened hallway……
It’s like the awful awful lovechild of Angelina Jolie and Amy Winehouse. Damn!
Who’s taking care of the kids while she’s out whoring it up?
Oh, that’s right, the taxpayers are paying for her childcare and welfare.
Any guy who FAPs to this is a loser.
I bet if you put your ear to her vagina, you can hear the ocean.
Look at the colorized pixels…it’s NOT good airbrushing, it’s amateur photoshop. Where the hell are the children when she indulges selfishly in these idiotic escapades? What a waste of life, a complete waste.
Seriously…They couldn’t airbrush her stomach in that post pic? Disgusting.
So who’s babysitting?
I just threw up in my mouth! Probably taste better than her greasy tuna hole though…
You know if Randal has something bad to say about it, it’s seriously awful.
You know if Randal has something bad to say about it, it’s seriously awful.
Her bellybutton looks like a coin slot made for fifty cent pieces. Thank God these pics are of such poor quality.
She’s gotta nice rack but that vertical belly button is just…..I don’t know how to describe it.
I hope her bologna flaps down there have been restored and re-tightened.
Her bellybutton is odd-looking. Her rack is a good distraction though.
Uh oh! look whos getting ready to be on the hunt for more sperm donations…Grandma always told me what you do, affect the way you look, now I see what she meant..
Well, points to her for not being airbrushed. Wait, what – they ARE airbrushed?? Oh, ok….hmm.
You can tell she would be pretty if she didn’t have all that shit done to her face.
you are giving her exactly what she wants.
Please don’t encourage her.
disgusting face/body. a poor mans tranny.
Ewwwww…. disgusting
WHAT A PIG. Please someone seal up her uterus.
Well… she just looks like… she had 14 children. How could someone have created this photo shoot with sincerity.
shameful…. she looks like friggen GOLLUM. does anyone else see the resemblance?
She’s smoking hot…for a dude with tits.
She has those BOOT LIPS like a nigger and looks like that Alien Queen. And big ole Meat Flaps her balls are her FEED BLADDERS :)
She has those BOOT LIPS like a nigger and looks like that Alien Queen. And big ole Meat Flaps her balls are her FEED BLADDERS :)
@59 – Janine Garafalo ! Fucking hilarious
Why when I see these pix do I hear Heath Ledger rasping, “Why so serious?”
GOLLUM, GOLLUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEMALE GOLLUM, GOLLUM. A GOLLUMMESS. SHES A FREAKING GOLLUMMESS
FUCK YOU FISH!! FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Ill give her fish bait
Even the Joker needs some lovin’
UGHHHH!!! . . . I just threw up in my mouth. What has this world come to?
#30 – seriously lol
This woman has serious mental issues. No more please.
I’ll be damned… someone shaved a dog’s ass and taught it to walk backwards… in a bikini.
But why is it happening?
Dear Octomom,
You simply must stop showing yourself in public. From the ball implants in your cheeks, to your freakishly hideous lips, to your ghastly belly button, you are a monstrosity.
Please do the world a favor and don’t come out of your house at all anymore. Ever. If you were to do that, at least you would be home taking care of your 14 children. You do remember them, don’t you?
Best Wishes,
A Concerned Citizen
We are VERY near the year 2012.
After reading all of these comments I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone.
I don’t get at all why everyone’s so critical of her body.
The woman looks just fine in her bikini. And the fact that she looks this good after all of the children she’s had is even more amazing.
BTW People should keep in mind she’s a mom, not a supermodel.
Why do I always think of this character from the craptastic movie “Millennium” every time I look at her?
http://www.cinemademerde.com/Millennium-skinface.gif
MY EYES. THEY BLEED.