Octomom can keep her house – if she does porn

March 22nd, 2010 // 64 Comments

Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment is apparently Satan because I can’t come up with a rational explanation for offering to pay off Octomom’s house if she does porn. TMZ reports:

“I can only imagine the anxiety that this must be causing you and your family.” But this guy isn’t just talk … he’s willing to pay off her home if Octo stars in a sex tape.
TMZ has obtained a letter from Steven Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Entertainment, to Octomom, in which he offers to pay off the balance due on the house — around $460,000 — if she’s willing to take it lying down.

“Oh, good. I’ve always wanted to watch a porn that ends in multiple child births. No, really, who wants to see a bunch of hot chicks perform erotic sex acts when you can watch a man essentially try to bang the Lincoln Tunnel? That’s how I want to spend my lunch break.”

- What Absolutely No Sane Person is Thinking
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  1. I have ever seen… put that away!!!The standard ‘leaking’ will be a bit difficult this time.

  2. Crystal

    where are her curves? blegh

  3. most someone

    Angie!?

  4. pixi kyll

    americans are pigs.
    first youre on her case about the babies, now the easiest, quickest way your society will have her be housed is thru efforts in porn.

  5. avreboz

    looks like them abs seen some photoshop.

  6. hot body but not beautiful

  7. Thank you for your sharing.

  8. She has no other way to make it but porno. She should have adopted out the octoplets. She will make a few porn movies (probably forget to pay the IRS), write a book, the play and then what. Who’d marry that ho?

  9. She has no other way to make it but porno. She should have adopted out the octoplets. She will make a few porn movies (probably forget to pay the IRS), write a book, the play and then what. Who’d marry that ho?

  10. She has no other way to make it but porno. She should have adopted out the octoplets. She will make a few porn movies (probably forget to pay the IRS), write a book, the play and then what. Who’d marry that ho?

  11. josera

    WHOA!!! i think octomom has had enough ! everyone is on here blogging and throwing salt on her name and saying the most terrible things that could be imagined ! You guys don’t know her or her situation. this could all be FAKE for all you guys know. but you sit here saying she’s a bad mom and this, that and the third. she’s stressed!!! now, i’m saying this on the behave of if any of this ISN’T true. how about all of you critisizing her help her out! you’ll be blessed! moral of my story is #stop being so qiuck to judge ppl. don’t lend an opinion on someone before you actually take the time out to listen to THEIR story or until you get to know them. she’s going through alot . If NONE of this is true and she happens to read these comments, how would you think she’d feel??? things like this is suicidal. but i’m no saint and i’m not here to preach. i was raised knowing better than to judge people off of what you heard or by their appearance. and it wouldn’t hurt for you guys to know this too. #just saying.

  12. ROXANNE
    Commented on this photo:

    Good! Her children need to be foreclosed on and taken away also! How can I say this and be as gentle as I can SCUMBAG!!!

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