Octomom can keep her house – if she does porn

Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment is apparently Satan because I can’t come up with a rational explanation for offering to pay off Octomom’s house if she does porn. TMZ reports:

“I can only imagine the anxiety that this must be causing you and your family.” But this guy isn’t just talk … he’s willing to pay off her home if Octo stars in a sex tape.
TMZ has obtained a letter from Steven Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Entertainment, to Octomom, in which he offers to pay off the balance due on the house — around $460,000 — if she’s willing to take it lying down.

“Oh, good. I’ve always wanted to watch a porn that ends in multiple child births. No, really, who wants to see a bunch of hot chicks perform erotic sex acts when you can watch a man essentially try to bang the Lincoln Tunnel? That’s how I want to spend my lunch break.”

- What Absolutely No Sane Person is Thinking