Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment is apparently Satan because I can’t come up with a rational explanation for offering to pay off Octomom’s house if she does porn. TMZ reports:
“I can only imagine the anxiety that this must be causing you and your family.” But this guy isn’t just talk … he’s willing to pay off her home if Octo stars in a sex tape.
TMZ has obtained a letter from Steven Hirsch, Prez of Vivid Entertainment, to Octomom, in which he offers to pay off the balance due on the house — around $460,000 — if she’s willing to take it lying down.
“Oh, good. I’ve always wanted to watch a porn that ends in multiple child births. No, really, who wants to see a bunch of hot chicks perform erotic sex acts when you can watch a man essentially try to bang the Lincoln Tunnel? That’s how I want to spend my lunch break.”
noonchch | March 22, 2010 at 1:53 pm
not even it if it’s free
y3n0 | March 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
ugh
Tara | March 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
OMG… one of the fuglyest bodies I have ever seen… put that away!!!
mikecano | March 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm
i’d still hit that. she’s got DSL’s and some big ass tits. what’s not to like?
mikeybikey | March 22, 2010 at 2:03 pm
….id watch it
Billy Reno | March 22, 2010 at 2:05 pm
No man will ever be able to satisfy her. Her dildo is a fucking BABY DOLL!
Mr. T | March 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I would probably watch it when you can see it for free but I sure would not pay for it…but I am curious even though she looks pretty gross.
Galtacticus | March 22, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Well? Whether she’s an IVF mastodon or an one-time pornstar.The subject ‘vagina’ is anyway firmly attached to her.
noodle | March 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm
i would watch it for the same reasons i would watch faces of death…to prove to my friends that im not a pussy.
seriously, what the fuck did she do to her face?!
Mark B | March 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm
I’m with #4. I dig big titties.
Dick Face | March 22, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I would like to see her viciously pounded by a few of the biggest dick out there and maybe a few fists then popped with buckets of gizz all over her grotesque “Angelina wanna-be” face, now that might be worth watching and paying a couple dollars for.
DP | March 22, 2010 at 2:26 pm
A peter north load might make her face look better
Rhialto | March 22, 2010 at 2:32 pm
People do look at her like she’s a curiosity anyway.Unlike her financial situation her life wouldn’t change much. .
anon | March 22, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Isn’t she a virgin? Someone should tell her women in porn can’t get away with doing nothing like women in real life.
They have to have some skills.
Ain't nothing wrong with a little Rough pride | March 22, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Hope she swallows her pride and says YES>>>after all this is for the KIDS.
Since ABE been long gone, hope they team her up with Beettlejuice from the stern show…
Nero | March 22, 2010 at 2:36 pm
She might even going to like it.Maybe she’d discover hidden talents!?
B | March 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm
She’s already said she doesn’t like sex, so how good would she be at porn?
I don’t care if she gets thrown onto the street, but someone is going to have to step up for those babies.
Jack | March 22, 2010 at 2:40 pm
If she has any brains at all she’ll do it. $460,000 is a lot of money, and she has no other apparent skills. Best deal she could possibly make.
Tek | March 22, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Half a million for a sextape of this loose (she has a shitload of kids, incase you forgot) tranny? I think that’s hilarious considering that real pornstars are getting DPed for under $1000 nowdays. LOL
Wild Stallionz | March 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm
The phrase: “she made her bed, now let her lie in it” comes to mind. Only she’ll be naked, and maybe not in bed. I understand they do some of these on the kitchen table, and other insane places…
Georgeo | March 22, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I would do her right up that fat butt of hers. Angelina Jolie is an ugly SKAG compared to OCTOMOM.
I LOVE YOU OCTOMOM HAVE MY BABIES
jewishustla | March 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I would watch…and jerk off, I have no shame
Mick | March 22, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Didn’t they offer her a million last year?
Her Bitchness | March 22, 2010 at 3:19 pm
OMG too funny. She actually thinks she looks good here…LOL LOL LOL LOL
Sport | March 22, 2010 at 3:19 pm
One of the most hideous creatures around. I cant even look at her face.
dude | March 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
I’ll pay her $470,000 to NOT do it
Richard McBeef | March 22, 2010 at 3:28 pm
To make it fair for everybody that has to see her ugly mug on TV, there should be a stipulation that said pornography would be egregiously violent, degrading and morally unsound. Kinda like having 14 kids you can’t afford.
Get a Job bitch | March 22, 2010 at 3:46 pm
her 15 min are long over…..
PooPooCachoo | March 22, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Even Mandingo would get lost in that mayonnaise jar! That said, I would love to see him finally go balls deep on someone. Heck, let’s make this a party. Train station her ass with the fattest cocks in the biz. Offer a bonus to whoever can make her coochie bleed!
dude | March 22, 2010 at 4:16 pm
after looking at her disgusting bikini pics from a month ago, Im convinced that she puts the “Ho” in “Holy Crap”.
also, the best comment ever was tokenirish, who said the video of the bikini shoot was scrapped because the sound of the wind rushing thru her legs sounded like a combo jug band and a bicycle with cards in the spokes.
btreese | March 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm
This woman needs to fall off the face of the earth….
Krys | March 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm
She just looks batshit crazy, but I doubt she’ll do the porno.
She’ll just beg for money again, and people will donate, because they feel sorry for her kids.
I hope they removed her uterus.
Doc Schweinstrudel | March 22, 2010 at 4:55 pm
lol at #6
elephantman | March 22, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Its unfortunate that she only likes to go out with black people, fuckin nigger lover!
bar room hero | March 22, 2010 at 6:14 pm
lol @6:
hotdog down a hallway…
Nameless | March 22, 2010 at 7:17 pm
LOL…called it..in my previous comments a few days ago.
brian t | March 22, 2010 at 9:00 pm
I can see the logic here: after all those kids, it will take something exceptional to fill that void, To an average guy, doing her would be like pushing a hot dog down Broadway. Resistance would not just be futile, it would be missing in action.
IHFG (I Hate Fucking Gooks) | March 23, 2010 at 12:21 am
I’d hit that so long as she wasn’t a fucking gook!
Kirsten | March 23, 2010 at 12:30 am
Her belly button looks like a freaking quarter slot. I’m sure she’ll do anything for a buck or two now-a-days. If not porn, I’m sure there’s a street corner somewhere that’ll make way for her expert blowjobs as well as provide an opportunity to collect from her next sperm “donor.”
Anne Boolean | March 23, 2010 at 1:14 am
I’ll pay off her damn mortgage if she doesn’t do porn.
flash drive | March 23, 2010 at 1:26 am
I would like to see her viciously pounded by a few of the biggest dick out there and maybe a few fists then popped with buckets of gizz all over her grotesque “Angelina wanna-be” face…
rachel | March 23, 2010 at 2:18 am
ew stop getting pictures of ur beat ass taken and go home and take care of ur one billion children. and get a job! ur whack
rose & carnation | March 23, 2010 at 2:34 am
oh,sharp color. my favorite red
Cartman | March 23, 2010 at 4:17 am
I wanna see her get fucked up the ass by 8 different black guys in a porn flick.
Not that it would turn me on but it would be a small step towards some sort of justice in this world. Kind of like me winning the lottery.
dvd rental | March 23, 2010 at 6:41 am
Classy
Rhialto | March 23, 2010 at 7:15 am
On the one hand there’s her pride and on the other this easy bail out . .
Nero | March 23, 2010 at 7:21 am
Turns out that up till now her pride isn’t very good in providing shelter..
Gando | March 23, 2010 at 7:33 am
She could take the role of a sexual liberated woman and still keep her pride?
Darth | March 23, 2010 at 7:41 am
The standard ‘leaking’ will be a bit difficult this time.
captain america | March 23, 2010 at 7:48 am
maybe this is her way of attracting a new father for the kids?
AMERICANS ARE EASY VICTIMS!!