I’m not sure whether this was a friendly gesture or a calculated move to send me hurtling into a never-ending abyss of madness, but TMZ has passed along stills from the upcoming Octomom fetish video. And you know what I find the most fascinating about these? Where the hell are her kids? She has 14 of them. Statistically speaking at least two should be in the background making faces that say, “We murder people with axes now.” I don’t care how strong the padlock on the basement door is. That house has vents.
Photos: Courtesy of TMZ