Octomom Takes First Step Into Porn

The Superficial / January 18, 2011

After what seems like a horrifying, ill-advised eternity of the porn wizards at Vivid pursuing Octomom, she’s finally caved after realizing 14 kids don’t feed and shelter themselves. Who knew? TMZ reports:

The video was shot recently in her L.A. area home. The video shows Nadya Suleman, dressed in a black corset, black leggings and her body is kinda smokin’.
Octo whips the dude in the diaper, so much so he has welts on his back.
The video is being shopped for sale. We’re told both Nadya and the dude have signed the model release so it can be sold.

Ha! After all that effort they didn’t even give her a script. Just go home, see what you can come up with and we’ll let you know if we’re interested. Jesus. I don’t know whether to be dismayed at the lack of effort in porn writing these days – I demand multi-faceted characters, dammit! – or freaked out that Octomom’s immediate go-to place was whipping the hell out of a baby. Because it’s the kids’ fault she crammed eight of them into her uterus forcing her to become a sex worker. Clearly, she’s the victim of those little bastards and their surprisingly resilient ability to be birthed. All she wanted to do was exploit you on a reality show like those Gosselin kids. They get to go to Australia!

UPDATE: And now there are photos. Of course.

Photos: Pacific Coast News