Octomom Takes First Step Into Porn

January 18th, 2011 // 73 Comments

After what seems like a horrifying, ill-advised eternity of the porn wizards at Vivid pursuing Octomom, she’s finally caved after realizing 14 kids don’t feed and shelter themselves. Who knew? TMZ reports:

The video was shot recently in her L.A. area home. The video shows Nadya Suleman, dressed in a black corset, black leggings and her body is kinda smokin’.
Octo whips the dude in the diaper, so much so he has welts on his back.
The video is being shopped for sale. We’re told both Nadya and the dude have signed the model release so it can be sold.

Ha! After all that effort they didn’t even give her a script. Just go home, see what you can come up with and we’ll let you know if we’re interested. Jesus. I don’t know whether to be dismayed at the lack of effort in porn writing these days – I demand multi-faceted characters, dammit! – or freaked out that Octomom’s immediate go-to place was whipping the hell out of a baby. Because it’s the kids’ fault she crammed eight of them into her uterus forcing her to become a sex worker. Clearly, she’s the victim of those little bastards and their surprisingly resilient ability to be birthed. All she wanted to do was exploit you on a reality show like those Gosselin kids. They get to go to Australia!

UPDATE: And now there are photos. Of course.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. noooooooooo

    I had no idea that pizza the hut had a daughter.

  2. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    a little bit for each of her 8 kids…so I threw up a LOT.

  3. Hugh Gentry

    she looks like Heidi Fleiss here. What a goon.

  4. Octomom
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies

  5. Senior Pepe

    To quote Peter Griffin….
    “Her face looks like a foot!”

  6. Boys, thank god she isn’t spreading her legs. I would hate to see what that juice box looks like after 8 kids. Looks like we dodge a bullet. *wipes forehead*

  7. fuckoff

    The fish’s most important people of the week post has made everyone into an amateur comedian. It’s not pretty.

  8. Mr Obvious

    Madonna is looking pretty good these days.

  9. Jimmy Crotche

    I’d hit it just might not feel anything though

  10. Octomom
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, looks like someone hit Bethenny Frankel with battery acid.

  11. Look, I enjoy cringe more than anyone, but I do not want this to happen.

  12. You just know that between her ribcage and waist is a destroyed wasteland of stretch marked skin, looking like the badlands of South Dakota as seen from orbit.

  13. Oolex

    Why would anyone want to see her naked?

  14. CptCreep

    She should take pride in the fact that her life will serve as a warning to others.

  15. Yeezy's Son

    In some pictures I find her attractive. Then I remember her vajajay has seen traffic than the Panama Canal. Yikes!

  16. DOucHe BaGELs

    Maybe she’s been working on her kegels??? Just maybe…

  17. So this is what they mean by fear porn?

  18. GravyLeg

    I bet even porn stars are repulsed.

  19. Inmate 12236969

    I’d fuck her; if any woman thinks they have a bad pussy come see me I’ll give you a second opinion.

    I’m old school I’ll fuck any chick that’s old enough, walks, talks, and not dead to long—well ok she don’t have to talk. Come to think of it no talking is better.

  20. Mortimer Duke

    Beating a dude in a diaper? Sick. Way sick. Is there a link so people can pre-order a copy?

  21. well isn’t that special.

  22. She’s beating a “child” in the video? No, nothing suspicious here, officer. Move along. No foreshadowing of any kind…

  23. With all those crib lizards to feed I guess she had to do what she had to do, because she was losing her house anyways, but I’m sure Child Services won’t be happy about THAT one.

    • Lol@ the dude yelling all the insults about all the kids she has in the Octomom Milkshake vid. If a milkshake was ever made in HER name I’m sure it would be called Strawberry Alesse…

  24. Cock Dr

    I hope the weary taxpayers of CA received some sort of satisfaction from this woman’s shaming.
    After all, they’ll be supporting her & her litter of sad disabled chidren for many years to come.

    • Blech

      I don’t live in California because it’s the ass state. But if I did, I’d love to support Nadya and her kids. Granted Nadya would have to be in a loony bin and her kids would have to be in foster care but still.

  25. jake_ryan

    If Marv Albert’s the one wearing the diaper i’ll watch.

  26. Eugene

    Wasn’t this scab just on Oprah last week vowing she would never sell out and crying about how she wanted to be a proper mom for her brood of IVF rugrats?

  27. Hate Rough? you probably hate freedom

    This whole post is wrong, most of all the above comment…Too bad J Edgar only goes after me…

  28. Hate Rough? you probably hate freedom

    And why am I seeing a fu man chu on this particular pic?

  29. Jerry

    They had a “CSI Las Vegas” episode about this kind of fetish of an adult man wanting to be a baby or dress like a baby or something, and it was the funniest show ever. I thought they made the whole thing up, but from this video with OctoMom, I can see that this thing could be a real money maker, and she could be the next Betti Page of Bad Mommy’s to their little men that soil their diapers. Very, very weird. This whole thing is like a very bad LSD trip.

    • This is why, if you find boobies are no longer doing it for you, you have to back off from internet porn for a week or two. There are some things you just don’t want to desensitize.

      • james faccko

        I Love your comment Little Richard I LOVE IT so much,
        you are completely right
        boobs are one thing taht you dont want to desensitize, but, what can you do when is already desensitized?
        I started watching normal porn, then didnt do it for me, so i went to anal porn, stopped doing it for me so now i am at double penetration porn, still, after that I dont know what to search for, or what to do

      • Boobies are just a gateway porn and lead the way to more hardcore and bizarre porn. You’ve hit the wall at DP, you say? Fisting. Fisting porn’s your next step, my good man, though you may have to brush up on your German.

  30. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Yo! Fish!

    Did we hurt you in some way?

    *

  31. mel

    there are many pics of octomom where her lips remind me of what kim kardashian’s corn wagon must look like mid-cheese cutting.

  32. Octomom
    juju
    Commented on this photo:

    omg did amy whinehouse get a boob job, let her hair down, gain 40 pounds, and have a million kids, or does octomom just look a lot like her. all thats missing is some coke up her nose. but seeing as shes getting into the seedy industry of porn im sure thats soon to follow. what kind of sick freak wants to see a mother, of umm i dont even care how many anymore, spank a man in a diaper! like wtf!!!

  33. Hedgehog

    She’ll have to do anal. It’s the only tight hole she has left.

  34. akewlazzmom

    Go to Perez Hiltons site, there’s a pic of Angelvagina Jolie with Justin Beiber (*snicker*) and AJ looks EXACTLY like ole’ Nadya here!
    At least she got her facial surgery right!

  35. uncle bill

    the word of “Octomom” was changed into “Pornomom” now.

  36. One of the masses

    She has a face/body/mouth just made for 2nd rate porn. Please let this be a closer step to CPS removing those kids.

  37. DietHoney

    Remember that old movie gag where a couple dozen guys come piling out of what appears to be a regular sized car? Add labia.

  38. It feels like I’ve borne witness to the start of something absolutely intriguing, though completely revolting. A slippery slope of sorts, you could say.

  39. tod

    she is just NOT attractive……………… At ALL!

  40. aboveandbeyond

    ZzzZZZzzzZZ borrrrrrrrrrrrring, this will never sell, we all know if she goes full Hardcore Gangbang all holes filled it will make a gazillion dollars for her and Vivid, but she won’t do it, maybe Vivid is hoping after this one she might cross the line.

  41. Octomom
    NadyaLuver
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her, that’s all there is to say!

  42. Octomom
    victor
    Commented on this photo:

    would love to see her get gang-banged by16 men

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