A few weeks back I gave Octomom some shit for immediately blowing her porn paycheck on blowouts and gym memberships while still on welfare. (Or at least the kids are because they’re goddamn bums using crazy Octo-logic.) So I’m a man enough to admit when I made a mistake because clearly she was making an investment for her new career as a stripper. TMZ reports:
That’s right … sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We’re told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.
But it’s not all good news — or maybe it is — because we’re told that while T’s Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that’s not going to happen — she won’t be doing lap dances.
According to our sources, Octo has felt “sexually liberated” since filming her solo porn (due out this summer) and decided stripping would be a good way to promote the upcoming video.
I love how each step towards hooking Octomom tries to set some sort of boundaries only to realize, “Wait a minute, I have 14 goddamn kids,” and immediately panicking her clothes off while there’s still enough dudes out there going, “Yeah, normal porn is great. But what I’d really like to see is a topless, horribly disfigured octuplet-birther make duck lips at me for money.” (We truly are an incredible gender.) Long story short, $5 Octo-jobs behind the dumpster for everyone! Yayyyyyy!
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