Octomom Stripped Her Way Off Welfare, Wants You To Give Her A Medal

July 23rd, 2012 // 43 Comments
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Before you complain about the quality of this photo, really stop and think about what you’re asking for a clearer picture of.

While Octomom originally bailed on her stripping gig in Florida because the manager told people she has kids (No, really.) apparently she eventually swallowed her pride and showed up to collect the easiest paycheck of her life. A paycheck that helped her get off welfare because men will look at anything with breasts getting naked. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ … the mother of 14 no longer needs government assistance thanks to her various XXX gigs. We’re told Octo has raked in more than enough cash to support herself — we’re talkin’ 6-figs.
TMZ broke the story … Octo went on welfare​ back in March (resulting in a slew of death threats) claiming she needed the cash to help feed her family. But as of June, her 3-month cycle ended and she chose NOT to renew it.

Octomom reportedly wants all her “haters” to know she worked her way off welfare because clearly she had this whole jamming herself full of 14 kids thing all worked out. Also, way to expect a pat on the back for caving to the inevitable and doing what you should’ve done the second the reality TV ship sailed. That’s like me asking for a medal because I stopped trying to form personal relationships with women and just started buying hookers. It’s not heroic if it’s your only option. (Although, a ribbon would be nice.)

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ


  1. Sliver

    She looks like a feral dog in this picture. Except her va-jay-jay is the thing ready to bite you.

  2. kimmykimkim

    A medal? How about some metal, as in a metal pipe to the cranium? Repeatedly.

  3. Speaking of Gary Coleman, I saw her on a TV ad for Octoloan.com. I shit you not. She has sold her “Octo” image to one of those ripoff loan schemes where you get $1,000 and pay them $14,000 back a week later.

  4. Matt Lauer

    Probably the first stripper pole that ever unbolted itself and leaped out a window.

  5. it had to be said

    Gentlemen, the doors have been barred, so you might as well settle in for OCTO – MOM on the main stage.

  6. cc

    Hmph, earning $5 is all it takes to get you off welfare?

  7. the2ndsuitor

    I was going to leave a comment about her being more successful than the ‘Teen Moms’. But I realized that they actually achieved their goals of getting TV shows.

    Settled on punching myself in the dick.

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    Commented on this photo:

    What brand of microwave did they use to take these photos?

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    Commented on this photo:

    youknow, for a woman having 13 kids you gotta admit SHE DOES look better than most women whohave only had one.

  10. your mom

    Eewww. Just, eww.

  11. The joaker

    “so why do they call her ‘octo-’ … OH MY GOD!” as the hands and feet of her next child start poking out

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    Commented on this photo:

    OK, I have a story (sort of). She was at Fox and Hound in King of Prussia, PA on June 23rd promoting some celebrity pillow fight thing in Philly. I couldn’t believe it was her and I have to admit, she looked waaaaay better than I expected, dare I say hot? She was there with 3 other people and a waitress told me they had already been warned once about causing a scene because they were talking really loud about her self-pleasure video and the table near them got up and left. If I saw her and didn’t know who she was, I would have put her in the “fuckable” category but since it was her I put her on the “totally fucked” list.

  13. Max Factor


  14. Octomom Stripper Photos
    Commented on this photo:

    I just zoomed in and that totally looks like David Schwimmer.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    To give this woman a tip for stripping is an actual act of charity for the CA taxpayers.
    Gentlemen, please give until it the pain in your wallet equals the pain of your eyeballs.

  16. A medal? How about a brownie button?

  17. Honestly, her body isn’t half bad (which is a testament to modern reconstructive surgery), however her face looks like ten miles of unpaved highway and her voice slays boners before they happen.

    • Blech

      “Octomom in… Pre-Boner Boner Slayer… Coming to a theater near you…”

      There’s potential in there.

      Now excuse me while I rush to the bathroom and barf.

  18. anonym

    she’ll burn through those 6 figures and be broke soon enough.

  19. Blech

    Demon eyes!

    Thanks for keeping shots of her blurry, Fish. Feels like Christmas when you do that…

  20. Her Self Pleasure video was pretty decent. Her vagina wasn’t nearly the mess I thought it would be. It actually looked nice and tight. I actually enjoyed it.

    • El Jefe

      Considering she had invitro-fertilization and gave birth via C Section, I don’t see why it would not. I never understand the retarded vagina comments about her, her’s is probably less used up than most 16 year olds.

    • Blech

      Jesus Christ! Please get out more!

  21. anonymoose

    Ms. Kardashian hard at work.

  22. Jake

    And now on the main stage…. OCTOMON. Jose Cuervo specials $0.50 for the next song, with free bleaching of the eyes.

  23. Here’s your fucking medal…

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    Number 2
    Commented on this photo:

    “[W]here she reportedly only did two dances.” Two too many, methinks.

    Yes, rockin’ bod.

  25. flimflam

    Perhaps this validates Freud’s Oedipus Complex theory.

  26. mark

    1, she’s disgusting. 2, take away the kids.

  27. Inmate 12236969

    I’d fuck her just so I could post it on Facebook.

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