Octomom Stripped Her Way Off Welfare, Wants You To Give Her A Medal

Before you complain about the quality of this photo, really stop and think about what you’re asking for a clearer picture of.

While Octomom originally bailed on her stripping gig in Florida because the manager told people she has kids (No, really.) apparently she eventually swallowed her pride and showed up to collect the easiest paycheck of her life. A paycheck that helped her get off welfare because men will look at anything with breasts getting naked. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ … the mother of 14 no longer needs government assistance thanks to her various XXX gigs. We’re told Octo has raked in more than enough cash to support herself — we’re talkin’ 6-figs.
TMZ broke the story … Octo went on welfare​ back in March (resulting in a slew of death threats) claiming she needed the cash to help feed her family. But as of June, her 3-month cycle ended and she chose NOT to renew it.

Octomom reportedly wants all her “haters” to know she worked her way off welfare because clearly she had this whole jamming herself full of 14 kids thing all worked out. Also, way to expect a pat on the back for caving to the inevitable and doing what you should’ve done the second the reality TV ship sailed. That’s like me asking for a medal because I stopped trying to form personal relationships with women and just started buying hookers. It’s not heroic if it’s your only option. (Although, a ribbon would be nice.)

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ