Octomom’s Showing Off Her Scars Now

August 22nd, 2011 // 51 Comments

“For the last time, lady, we know how you got those scars. Quit askin’.”

If you can’t tell by the Snooki pool party post, it’s lunchtime on the east coast, so here’s Octomom showing off her pregnancy scars at a celebrity boxing match over the weekend because apparently Octomom celebrity boxes now. Anyway, I like how she shows them off as if we’re supposed to be shocked and sympathetic to the physical damage childbirth caused her. Which most people would be had this been the result of not recklessly cramming her uterus full of eight babies just to become the next Kate Gosselin. Once you do that, this becomes the equivalent of shoving your hand in a blender and expecting people to weep for your missing fingers. “How can life be so cruel?” you’ll ask. “Because the uterus isn’t a fucking minivan,” we’ll respond before realizing that has nothing to do with your blender hand. Later we’ll content ourselves with the fact it’s never a bad thing to teach someone more about the uterus and its non-minivan-like qualities. We’re helpers.

Photo: Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. Jack Ketch

    By all means, yeah !! Show off those scars. You look awfully proud of them … why, I’m not sure. They look like hideous, gaping knife wounds. I’d rather look at Kim’s arse … gross, but at least it’s comical. These ? NOT.

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    Coyote
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    Wow Here she looks just like Kim K I bet she get sued

  3. V

    It is impressive that her stomach looks like that after 8 kids, I’m not gonna lie. I know women who’ve only had 1 or 2 and their stomachs look like Chuck Norris came out of it with one swift kick.
    It obviousy wasn’t surgery or those stretchmarks and scars wouldn’t be there. And we would’ve KNOWN she had surgery. Very impressed. If she can do it after 8 GODDAMNED KIDS AT THE SAME TIME, anyone can.

    • blaming pregnancy is a feeble excuse. that’s like killing your parents then asking the judge for leniency cos ur an orphan

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    • Take back your wonder and admiration. That op she had back in May ’09 to “remove fibroid tumors from her uterus” was a tummy tuck. If those fibroids were so large and intrusive that they required surgery 5 months after she gave birth, she wouldn’t have been able to carry 8 kids anywhere close to term. A tuck will rid anyone of excess skin, but the stretch marks from the 130 lbs she gained from carrying that litter on the skin that’s left would still remain.

    • BTW, the dead giveaway is the drag mark look on her belly -you can see the skin was pulled tightly downwards prior to being removed. You can exercise until you drop, but the elasticity of human skin is finite and doesn’t snap back once it’s stretched beyond a certain point. If she were able to accomplish this look through exercise, her stretch marks would not look like vertical streaks, they’d look like a tight mess of silver worms.

    • I hate dumbasses

      You’re so fukin stupid. She DID have surgery, it was a tummy tuck. They cut all the fat off, pulled the skin down & stapled back where she was cut for her c-section…then they cut a slit to make a “belly button”.

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    DeucePickle
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    “I want to put a baby in you”

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    mangy mutt
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    she said she’s never had a tummy tuck after the birth of the octuplets…I beg to differ. Her belly button shows she’s had her belly button moved up her stomach which is what they do in a tummy tuck. I call BS on her saying she didn’t have a tummy tuck.

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    Damn, good one!

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    Zack Kehayov
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    Tara … !?

  8. Rough, license to ill

    Looks like the aftermath of a boa dissatisfied with its meal.

  9. villenuv27

    If she’s ever in a disfiguring accident she better hope Tara Reid is a donor. And dead. Which she most likey will be.

  10. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    After Lindsay wearing her dress backwards, Tara, the Shaved Ewok from Jersey Whores, and this, I’m spending the rest of the day over at The Chive to recover. Just how were these photos considered good ideas? Have you lost your will to live, if you’r posting these horrors on a Monday?

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    TomFrank
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    “I misread the invitiation. I thought it said Bang Celebrity Boxes.”

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    TomFrank
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    “Relax, relax. I don’t kick *everyone* in the cunt, y’know.”

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    TomFrank
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    Apparently they custom-made the boxing gloves to go with each contestant’s uterus.

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    TomFrank
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    “Hit her between the tits. Dina always *hated* that.”

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    ERRR
    Commented on this photo:

    Gargoyle Hands

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    man hands
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG look at her MANHANDS!!!

  17. zomgbie

    BAAARRRFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    that said, i wish she wouldve beat michael lohans ass into the ground.

  18. she could still shoplift basketballs in her vagina.

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    Yea she’s a real class act. I wonder what the Christian School, her kids go to, is going to say about the finger pics.
    So for the last 2 plus years she has denied having a tummy tuck, when anyone that has had children knows she’s a liar. Now she’s showing the scars. Does she not remember the last time she lied about it? Does she really think it’s attractive enough to be showing off? Poor sad, delusional, pathetic woman. I hope somone’s around when she goes off the deep end, won’t be long.

  20. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    What kind of Karma do you have to have to be a child of that Creature. I can see the little souls arguing with God……and he says things like “remember that nun you raped”, “like that time you killed all those orphans”, and “you know Adolph, I am done arguing with you”

  21. Richard Fitzwell

    That woman has major crazy eyes

  22. forrest gump

    this woman is indeed one of those SICK americans!!

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    KC
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    Who goes to the pastic surgeon and asks for a “Tara Reid?”

  24. SuperficialAdmin

    Any bitch who gets a tummy tuck is a stupid whore, go fuck yourself and die bitch spending 7,000 on ur self instead of your stupid ass motherfucking bastard children :D

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    BelleStarr
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    Biotch is fugly.

  26. Kodos

    The release of nuclear weapons has been authorized….

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    shantesoufle
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    oh mani i look so much worse how is this happening

  28. mrpenbrook

    “I got that beat, Quint! I got that beat! I carried eight babies to term!”

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    Rose
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    Why is she taking pictures of this?? She had a shit ton of kids and she’s not a real celebrity so I’m not expecting her body to look like friggin Heidi Klum’s or something, so stop showing it to us! GOD! Her belly-button disturbs me to no end!

  30. Blech

    These photos are so ridiculously ‘shopped.

    This woman’s face and body really looks like it’s approaching it’s fiftieth year, no joke. Please let her die already.

  31. mullet

    WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH HER FACE?!?!?!

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    So, I’m guessing her people magazine photo shoot was way photo shopped? She is such a liar. My best friend just had a baby and has stretch marks no biggy “everyone gets them”. She didn’t have to lie, and tell the world she didn’t have surgery, which obviously she did and that you look prefect after having 8 kids at once. She is so far from pretty it’s pathetic.

  33. HayYaU

    To any of you Posters that actually wanted to see O-Mom’s cavernous gash,…I happen to know from a reliable source, she wasn’t wearing a bottom for this shoot. She had just put the Oyster shucker away, and was showing that light really can’t escape. When the Photographer told her to say cheese, she said; “I heard you the first time, you don’t have to keep saying It!”
    To which he replied; “Mamm, I only asked you once.”
    Pee-U,..sorry bout that.

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    CranAppleSnapple
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    Fish, there were heaps of hilarious comments here, and now they’re gone. It’s a bummer!

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    Robinson
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    Normally I’m aaingst killing but this article slaughtered my ignorance.

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    Wahid
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    Well, a little late here, just found your blog. Anyway, when I saw the hadeline of this post, it seemed like a no-brainer to me. The consequences of IVF being higher rates of multiples, and prematurity. My husband and I had to do IVF to conceive, and we agreed with our RE: we didn’t want multiples, too risky. We were good candidates for a single embryo transfer, so that’s what we did. Well, we got identical twins.Luckily, they did hold out until 36wks (after several rounds of PTL and me on hospital bedrest for a month) and have no signs of CP or any other issue stemming from prematurity. But, I’m glad you write about this so many people are ignorant about the risks of multiples. I know they just don’t know better, but I hate it when people say Oh I want twins or triplets! How cute! They have no idea what they are asking for. Of course, most people can’t just have twins or trips on a whim, but I do wish there was more information available anyway.

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    I see a pube looking for it’s 15 minutes.

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    Weaselmouse
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    That thing that’s supposed to be a belly button looks like a stab wound.

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    laura
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    OHH!!! It’s the belly button!

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    JANE
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    There goes my lunch

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    JANE
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    Where are her kids?

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    smadgie
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    That’s one of the grossest things I’ve seen. Please let this …..thing die soon. Maybe then her troop of failed money makers will have a chance at a REAL life. Pathetic.

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    Reason
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    The stretch marks are normal, most women who have been pregnant have them. It’s wrong to vilify a woman for having stretch marks. Ask your mother about it, she would have had them too. Even Miranda Kerr most likely has them – unless she had them fixed.

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    Sliver
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    Oh holy hell.

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    stabber
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    what a badass -_-

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