Of Course There’s a Recording of Octomom Saying She Hates Babies

July 19th, 2011 // 73 Comments

“Ooh, is that a baby? Can I punch it?”

A few weeks back, In Touch ran an exclusive interview with Octomom where she says she hates all of 14 children. She immediately denied giving the interview and claimed In Touch fabricated the entire story, yet conveniently choose not to sue them which is usually something you do after a magazine runs a bunch of fake quotes about you regretting birthing each and everyone of your kids. Jump to today where, of course, there’s an audio recording of the interview because Octomom is a crazy person. TMZ reports:

But it’s clear as day in the audio recording — Octomom states, “Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies.” Nadya continues, “I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick … I don’t even look at them. I have to look away.”
Octo also admits to locking herself in her bathroom just to get away from it all — a statement she partially denied to us, claiming, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours.”

One of my favorite things to see is people actually come to the defense of Octomom, even in light of the fact she’s wishing her house had 14 tubs, and their defense is always something that would apply to reasonable parents. Something like, “Just because you have kids, doesn’t mean you have to stay trapped in the house until they’re 18.” Which is true, but I’m pretty sure there’s a cap on that. Somewhere around the fifth kid – which already gave me vertigo – but definitely around #10, you’ve waived the right to a night out by making a conscious decision to derive a child of basic love and attention by birthing a perpetual circus that no respectable human being should ever be expected to supervise in your stead because you wanted to be the new Kate Gosselin. Which can also be read as, we need to shoot and/or sterilize the Duggars before they outnumber us all.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Octomom Hates Babies
    Commented on this photo:

    The Precious…I musts has it!!!

  2. The Precious…I musts has it!!!

  3. Queequeg

    Wait!

    Hold the voting!

    There is a last minute entry in the Ugly Dog Contest.

  4. Vivian

    ALL moms have has ill thoughts about their children at some point and whoever denies it is a hypocrite. I can even symphatize with the locking herself in the bathroom thing.

    You just don’t voice those evil thoughts! not if you are in your right mind, that is.

    • Unimate

      EVERYBODY should voice those thoughts. Also, she should kill her babies.

    • JC

      I totally buy that all moms have bad thoughts about their kids once and a while, but it’s quite a different thing to state your absolute and categorical dislike for all babies, especially when you’ve had dozens of them.

    • Blech

      But I thought they were miracles and tiny little bundles of joy and that people choose to have them all the time, with the right frames of mind.

  5. Cock Dr

    This woman should be smothered in a huge vat of “Miracle Whip”.
    Thus would that vile product truly earn it’s name.

    • Dan

      I agree. I hate Miracle Whip.

      If you are gonna eat mayo, just eat it. It tastes awesome.

      Just don’t east so damn much and you don’t need Miracle Whip.

  6. Any Guy

    my disgust for this human garbage knows no bounds. please, let’s all stop paying attention so she runs out of money and the kids have to be taken away. that is THE only chance that litter of children have in this lifetime. the ONLY chance.

  7. Octomom Hates Babies
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    those eyes dead. DEAD. how I wish the rest of the body would catch up.

  8. Excelsior!

    Yo bitch, Ben Grimm called—he wants his hands back.

  9. Elle

    How fucken big are her hands????!!!

  10. Octomom Hates Babies
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll get you Dorothy and your little dog Toto too.”

  11. Desmond

    She has 14 kids, doesn’t work and her house is being foreclosed on – why is this bitch out on the town partying? How the hell is she paying babysitters for 14 kids??? Even if she hired bottom of the barrel babysitters that would run her at least $140/hour. She is the most irresponsible person on the face of the planet, with the perhaps the exception of Barack Obama.

    • She is using the Casey Anthony method of babysitting.

      1. Roll of Duct-Tape
      2. Jar of Chloroform (homemade works fine)
      3. Enclosed area (closet, box, trunk of car….etc)
      4. Party like a rockstar bitches!!!

    • TomFrank

      Three cheers for Desmond, the conservative who insists on hiring one babysitter for each child! I don’t know whether to razz the inefficiency or praise the job-creating initiative.

  12. mel

    she’s simply a monster. but really i’m waiting for 6foot3athlete to chime in on this one. since he showed up in the comment section using the most ghetto ebonics i’ve ever heard to describe his hate for crackers and whitey in general, yet claiming to somehow make 6 figures a year, my day isn’t complete until i’ve heard his take on things. come on 6foot3athlete! what do you think of this octomom cracker? word!

  13. Octomom Hates Babies
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    You know to be honest–besides the fact we all know she had a tummy tuck and some work done….she is thin for 14 kids, prolly cuz all the foods going to them….

    • no. she spends every dime on her. plastic surgery, gym memberships, shopping sprees. those kids are locked behind doors eating whatever they can find behind the couch.

  14. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is what Meg Mucklebones looks like dry.

  15. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s cradling her massive monkey hands to catch her lower lip when it sloughs off.

  16. Octomom Hates Babies
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’ve never seen crazy before, well here it is. Get a good look.

  17. Octomom Hates Babies
    Commented on this photo:

    First gang-bang joke wins.

    • “I can take one in the butt, one in the mouth and one in each hand. Everyone else will have to wait their turn. Don’t try to use the meathole…you will just fall out”

  18. In her defense, her kids are total assholes.

  19. Octomom Hates Babies
    Commented on this photo:

    “Brainnss….must..have…brainnss!!!”

  20. Jasmine

    She wanted those kids…I have zero sympathy for her whatsoever.

  21. Octomom Hates Babies
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tis I, Angelina’s disfigured twin. She adopts the babies – and I eat them!”

  22. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    There isn’t a single physical feature on this woman that isn’t bizarre and misshapen.

  23. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Her attempt at the smokey look only succeeds at wet ashes in rubble.

  24. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s my 8th grade science teacher doing there?

  25. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    About as sultry and alluring as a rotten pickle in a storm drain.

  26. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    GODDAMN IT THOSE HANDS ARE TERRIFYING!!!

  27. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Stroke victim. Both sides.

  28. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the face she makes whenever one of her kids is talking. But really she’s not there. She’s far, far away.

  29. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Seriously, I can put three each in two grocery bags and haul them around!”

  30. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Guillermo del Toro filming a new movie?

  31. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    “No. No. It is not time to go home. No. I am going to my happy place. Hee hee. Silly unicorn, you can’t fit all the babies on your horn!”

  32. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry, did you say you were a nanny?” *snarl*

  33. Octomom Hates Babies
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Gah. I’m done.

  34. babablacksheep

    “Fly my pretties! Fly! Bring me the ruby slippers!”

  35. Big_Mike

    MAN HANDS!!!

  36. This idiot is getting entirely too much press.

  37. Octomom Hates Babies
    Loulou
    Commented on this photo:

    One needs really huge hands to carry all those kids around at once.

  38. Octomom Hates Babies
    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY THE HELL IS SHE ALWAYS DOING THIS POSE?!

  39. And Tiny Tim returns…as the Undead.

  40. Octomom Hates Babies
    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    So the doctor like installed this device that opens up at the nape of my neck, I know right? That way the babies have to crawl out the top since they sewed my vagina shut after the last brood came to term, here check it out… bzzt werp clang

  41. Octomom Hates Babies
    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    The foulest stench is in the air
    The funk of forty thousand years
    And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
    Are closing in to seal your doom

    And though you fight to stay alive
    Your body starts to shiver
    For no mere mortal can resist
    The evil of the thriller!

  42. Red Hot Not

    Anyone else mistake this for a photo of Anthony Kiedis?

  43. Octomom Hates Babies
    Commented on this photo:

    Nadya…I need you to stop doing what you’re doing. and I really don’t even mean just this pose.

  44. Blech

    Great big shocker right here. This is why Toxo decided not to go ahead and humiliate herself further by suing In Touch.

    Ah, watching her spiral down more and more is… annoying but entertaining at the same time.

  45. Octomom Hates Babies
    OshOnt
    Commented on this photo:

    As they say….”Every Village has one” – she’s it!

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