“Ooh, is that a baby? Can I punch it?”
A few weeks back, In Touch ran an exclusive interview with Octomom where she says she hates all of 14 children. She immediately denied giving the interview and claimed In Touch fabricated the entire story, yet conveniently choose not to sue them which is usually something you do after a magazine runs a bunch of fake quotes about you regretting birthing each and everyone of your kids. Jump to today where, of course, there’s an audio recording of the interview because Octomom is a crazy person. TMZ reports:
But it’s clear as day in the audio recording — Octomom states, “Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies.” Nadya continues, “I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick … I don’t even look at them. I have to look away.”
Octo also admits to locking herself in her bathroom just to get away from it all — a statement she partially denied to us, claiming, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours.”
One of my favorite things to see is people actually come to the defense of Octomom, even in light of the fact she’s wishing her house had 14 tubs, and their defense is always something that would apply to reasonable parents. Something like, “Just because you have kids, doesn’t mean you have to stay trapped in the house until they’re 18.” Which is true, but I’m pretty sure there’s a cap on that. Somewhere around the fifth kid – which already gave me vertigo – but definitely around #10, you’ve waived the right to a night out by making a conscious decision to derive a child of basic love and attention by birthing a perpetual circus that no respectable human being should ever be expected to supervise in your stead because you wanted to be the new Kate Gosselin. Which can also be read as, we need to shoot and/or sterilize the Duggars before they outnumber us all.
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