Octomom Spent Her Porn Money On Spray Tans And A Gym Membership. Of Course.

May 9th, 2012 // 49 Comments
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Last week we learned that Octomom finally took the inevitable plunge into porn after filing for bankruptcy on the heels of her child services investigation. So clearly she wasn’t kidding when she said she’d do anything for her family including masturbating on camera. Except apparently her kids are fed and nurtured by being left at home while she hits the gym for a couple of hours before plunking her porn check down on spray tans. Then again, this is her money we’re talking about and until those little ingrates get paid to flick their bean for money they’ll just have to suck off the welfare teat like the rest of the lazy moochers out there. Get eight jobs!

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. YoMamma

    I don’t know what you want from her – clearly, it costs lots of money to look that good.

  2. Please stop using the phrase “flick her bean” and “Octomom” in the same post. In fact, stop using it in the same fucking zip code. The thought nauseates me.

    • Yeah, it’s a disturbing site… I imagine it’s something like this…
      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/09/His-padd-2-122_139.jpg[/img]

  3. MarkM

    I’m guessing that once her film hits computer screens, she’ll be the ONLY one self-pleasuring!

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Ummm… they gave her $20 dollars in wrinkly, damp singles and a gift certificate for the gym membership. What else could she used the money on?

  5. Dick Hell

    She births a gazillion kids and NOW she discovers masturbation.

  6. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    Commented on this photo:

    Wayne Newton’s newest plastic surgery is boobs, apparently.

  7. Lemmiwinks

    Does she use any toys in the video? It’s time for lunch and I can’t find my thermos.

  8. DeucePickle

    She’s just full of good ideas

  9. Archie Leach

    Geebus louise! Her physical appearance is so fucking bad, soon she’ll be eligible to join the others on Jersey Shore.

  10. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    mismy
    Commented on this photo:

    boobs are new too

  11. Cock Dr

    That is not a face or body that’s gonna inspire anyone’s libido.

    • it had to be said

      You’ve never been on a fetish web page, have you. There’s a market for absolutely everything.

      • Cock Dr

        Gawd, you are absolutely correct. I forget that this site is like an island of Disney family wholesomeness compared to the rest of that wacky world wide web.

      • Blech

        There is a market for this. Target audience, however, is blind as fuck.

  12. Really, we should all cut her some slack on this one. I think we all realize that this bean-flicking money isn’t going to last forever – and maybe Octomom has come to that realization as well. So really, spray tans and a gym membership may simply be the capital investment she’s making to guarantee her more porn work in the future. ‘Cause, let’s be honest, the demand to see this chick naked and shoving a parking cone up her ass is only going to skyrocket.

    • Cock Dr

      The porn viewing public seems prepared to embrace any outrage she puts out there, just as long as the “it’s for the children” rationalization is attached.

    • Fuck that spray tan shit, I’ll pay for her to go to a tanning bed salon every damn day and twice on Sunday.

      Come ON, melanoma – fucking represent!

  13. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    SOB
    Commented on this photo:

    She is looking more like Arnold Schwarzenegger everyday

  14. kimmykimkim

    So, no face transplant?

    • Blech

      Oddly enough, the skin on her face does appear to be tighter.

      Just tighter, not anything else unless “revolting” is the word we’re looking for.

  15. Crissy

    If this woman was not even good enough to impregnate by natural, errr F’ing, why would anybody want to watch her do anything sexual? I mean, are we trying to scare people AWAY from sex?

  16. MoJoTee

    Octomom Porn may be the first Goatse look-alike to develop a profitable franchise that early-adopters absolutely adore linking others directly to.
    (Second only to linking a Rick Roll)

  17. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, Mommy’s back. Who needs a juice box? Don’t all raise your hands, I only bought six.”

  18. ashley

    Can I adopt one or two of those poor creatures? Maybe three? So many people obsessively trying to have children but cant… It’d be a win, win, win scenario. No welfare needed – good for economy. Ocotom can keep “her” money. And someone else that would LOVE a child, can.

  19. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s currently giving birth in this photo…

  20. sobrietyisacrutch

    Not to get all serious here; but, who exactly is watching these kids while she’s pursuing all these “adventures”? I’m gonna assume the oldest kids since she obviously can’t pay a babysitter. FUCK!!! This POS really pisses me off!

  21. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, I would normally never defend Octomom…but isn’t having a fake tan kinda a prerequisite for porn stars?

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    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I guess someone out there has a thing for this praying mantis. You all know what happened to the babies’ father…. Bitch ate him!

  23. o0

    How the fuck does a poor person with 14 god damned kids actually have time to do tan, or workout??? This bitch needs to fucking die. Worthless drag on society.

  24. Blech

    Unfortunately, the spray tanning has failed at poisoning her to death.

  25. logan

    This heifer needs to be locked up with some very intense electro shock therapy. She might just as well slap every tax paying person in the face. She has no shame, saying she will do anything to provide for her children. She does porn to provide for herself. Tax payers can keep her children. I don’t begrudge these children anything, but to know this woman is getting spray tans, gym memberships, expensive hair do’s, plastic surgery and on and on makes me boil. Not once has she put those kids first. She is shallow, self centered, cheap and greedy. To parade herself in front of photographers shows just where her thought process is. Hate to say it, but she makes Kate Gosslin look like a saint. Only in America do we celebrate the mentally ill.

  26. She has to hit the gym, because she’s obviously plans to keep her porn career going for as long as possible. It’s the perfect career for her, the camera will be focused on her and she can have any number of men to fill the void in her heart by having them fill all of her holes. Thereby giving her the love and attention she so desperately craves.

  27. Pringles

    Does she have a boner in that first photo? Just what kind of porn is she doing…?

  28. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    ROXANNE
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she needs to be sprayed with Raid not a tan!

  29. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    whats between her legs….?!

  30. that’s the video itself

  31. that’s expected from her(

  32. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    Dirk Diggler
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is going on with her foot ?

  33. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    “We are reporting live, from the cavernous vagina of Octomom!!”

  34. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    is that a diaper in the crotch region? or just one of her kids?

  35. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    ss109
    Commented on this photo:

    Take that John Ham!!!

  36. Octomom Gym Spray Tan
    Emma
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like another one is trying to fall out under that dress.

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