“See? We even have an England room. Everything’s fine, just fine. AHAHAHA- Octo-squad, attack!”
Octomom managed to piss off the entire Internet, and California taxpayers even moreso, yesterday when TMZ ran photos from the inside of her house along with claims that she’s dropping $500 on haircuts while on welfare and won’t fix the plumbing in her house. Now, the smart move would be to let the whole thing blow over and let everyone think the hairdresser exaggerated for a quick buck, but of course we’re talking about a woman who shoved eight babies in her uterus and went “Big money, no whammy!” so naturally she went on a morning talk show and dug the hole even deeper. Via RadarOnline:
Octo-Mom justified paying for the expensive haircare, saying she’s “making money” and “can afford it,” adding she uses the public assistance to pay for the children’s haircuts.
“I’ve been using the media to pay the bills,” she bragged. “Any offer, now, is to take care of my kids.”
That’s right. Octomom is making enough money to drop $500 on haircuts, but still needs to go on welfare because it’s not like she can just go to Supercuts and have a shitload of money left over. Ha! Are you kidding? She has an adoring public to look gorgeous for. On that note, you’ll probably be surprised to learn this whole story ends with Octomom getting more free shit. You never even saw it coming. TMZ reports:
[Brazilian Blowout] CEO Mike Brady tells TMZ, “We want to make sure that California taxpayers’ money is not going to anything other than taking care of [Nadya Suleman's] children. We don’t want to see those kids miss out on anything at the cost of a Brazilian Blowout.”
So, a rep for the company tells us, BB is offering to reimburse Octomom the entire cost of her recent Brazilian Blowouts — plus other hair treatments — totaling $520.
But that’s not it — BB also wants to give Octomom free blowouts in the future at the company’s salon in West Hollywood … so she’s not squandering her limited cash supply on luxury goods. BB will even cover the cost of a sitter while the mother of 14 is getting primped.
Yes, because the problem here was companies taking Octomom’s money in exchange for goods and services, not Octomom going, “Those kids would want me to have beautiful hair instead of indoor plumbing.” So, once again, let’s reward Octomom for exposing her kids to dysentery by giving her more unnecessary free shit. Because I’m sure she hasn’t figured out how this game works by now. “Alright, kids, who wants to burn the house down so mommy can get free French tips for life? Wheee!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News