Octomom Makes Her Own Money To Spend On Haircuts, The Welfare Is Just For The Kids. What?

April 26th, 2012 // 99 Comments
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“See? We even have an England room. Everything’s fine, just fine. AHAHAHA- Octo-squad, attack!

Octomom managed to piss off the entire Internet, and California taxpayers even moreso, yesterday when TMZ ran photos from the inside of her house along with claims that she’s dropping $500 on haircuts while on welfare and won’t fix the plumbing in her house. Now, the smart move would be to let the whole thing blow over and let everyone think the hairdresser exaggerated for a quick buck, but of course we’re talking about a woman who shoved eight babies in her uterus and went “Big money, no whammy!” so naturally she went on a morning talk show and dug the hole even deeper. Via RadarOnline:

Octo-Mom justified paying for the expensive haircare, saying she’s “making money” and “can afford it,” adding she uses the public assistance to pay for the children’s haircuts.
“I’ve been using the media to pay the bills,” she bragged. “Any offer, now, is to take care of my kids.”

That’s right. Octomom is making enough money to drop $500 on haircuts, but still needs to go on welfare because it’s not like she can just go to Supercuts and have a shitload of money left over. Ha! Are you kidding? She has an adoring public to look gorgeous for. On that note, you’ll probably be surprised to learn this whole story ends with Octomom getting more free shit. You never even saw it coming. TMZ reports:

[Brazilian Blowout] CEO Mike Brady tells TMZ, “We want to make sure that California taxpayers’ money is not going to anything other than taking care of [Nadya Suleman's] children. We don’t want to see those kids miss out on anything at the cost of a Brazilian Blowout.”
So, a rep for the company tells us, BB is offering to reimburse Octomom the entire cost of her recent Brazilian Blowouts — plus other hair treatments — totaling $520.
But that’s not it — BB also wants to give Octomom free blowouts in the future at the company’s salon in West Hollywood … so she’s not squandering her limited cash supply on luxury goods. BB will even cover the cost of a sitter while the mother of 14 is getting primped.

Yes, because the problem here was companies taking Octomom’s money in exchange for goods and services, not Octomom going, “Those kids would want me to have beautiful hair instead of indoor plumbing.” So, once again, let’s reward Octomom for exposing her kids to dysentery by giving her more unnecessary free shit. Because I’m sure she hasn’t figured out how this game works by now. “Alright, kids, who wants to burn the house down so mommy can get free French tips for life? Wheee!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, shots like this will attract a man easy enough, then he sees the one with a dozen kids and asks, “Oh, you run a day care?…”

  2. Donald Duck

    Do you need further proof that there is no God?

  3. God is Black

    Seriously I thought she had only 8 kids but the pictures clearly shows 10 kids? I’m guess Californian welfare picks up the tab for the kids but she is totally fucked when they grow up! Poor kids each trying to get out of that shit hole in terms of education, fucken attention from Mum, and who else is looking after them, getting your clothes from your siblings when they get older etc. (:

    • It’s worse than you think. She has 14 kids. She had six prior to the octuplets.

      I’m ashamed that I actually know this.

    • Please just kill her now

      actually, she has 14 kids…. and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

    • Try and keep up. She already had six kids and was on disability for a bad back when she waltzed into Kaiser Permanente, her health care provider, and demanded fertility treatments so sshe could have more. KP’s doctor obliged and she had a litter of eight more – which makes a total of 14 kids that she hasn’t a hope in hell of supporting without involving the CA taxpayer.

      • suck it

        ANNNDDD she already received fertility treatments for those first 6 kids…

      • I think she had those on her own dime when she was married. But it should have been a big fat fucking warning flag right there that as a now-single mother her family was at critical mass and couldn’t support any more kids. I didn’t have a lot of respect for KP as a provider prior to that, now I think they should not only pay back the state for her health costs, but be held responsible for all costs those kids will incur in the decades to come.

  4. Enough

    Ewww stop posting on her. She’s truly gross.

  5. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    AAPL made me rich!
    Commented on this photo:

    “that’s.. not a twist-off.. “

  6. Mballs

    Brazilian Blowouts has a facebook page. Just sayin….Maybe they need a couple messages???

    • Boze

      We tried that. They just delete any and all negative comments. That blows!

    • Brooke

      Thanks for posting that. I know it will be deleted, but here’s what I posted:

      It’s great you want to support hard-working moms who deserve a little time to relax, but please rethink what you’re doing with Octomom. She is on welfare for 14 kids she irresponsibly chose to birth despite having hardly any income and no help from a husband, that she has admitted she hates, who chooses to selfishly spend $520 on hair treatment instead of a $150 plumbing job so her indoor toilets would work. She obviously does not put her children first. The whole reason she had the children in the first place was to bank on the Kate Plus Eight phenomenon and get companies lie yours to throw money at her for being irresponsible. This kind of bad decision making on your part is exactly the reason people like Nadya do the things that they do without repercussion. If you really want to help, set up a trust fund for the kids’ education that Nadya cannot legally touch. It is not those kids’ fault their mother is psychotic.

  7. When you are struggling to make ends meet you don’t spend 520 dollars on a fucking hair cut. This cunt will never understand

  8. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    “Umm…. yea, could i get a little help over here? I think one of these little shits got frosting in my hair… what?… no, just shove them in the closet until tomorrow. i think they really like it in there.”

  9. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    What the hell??!! Are those minus signs above her eyes?

  10. Yuuuuup

    We need more welfare. Much, much more. And more housing vouchers. And to expand Medicaid. I’m so happy to be paying for this woman’s lifestyle and healthcare.

    • suck it

      As terrible as she is, there are still 14 innocent victims here… her kids. They didn’t ask to be here and now that they are, they are entitled to food and a life. And yes, there are many who ride the system, but there are also even more who actually need the help and don’t abuse things.

      Would you rather have people who need help on the streets begging for food and shelter? Or completely collapse and loose everything? There would be a lot of chaos. Maybe even more crime. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

      Yes tax money is going to these people, but guess what? They don’t horde the cash and then go outside and literally burn it. It goes back into the economy. Food stamps go back to grocers and farmers. Section 8 vouchers support landlords. Even the money for $500 hair treatments is going to someone, and that someone will go and spend the money on a service that your job provides, thus keeping u in a job. And lets not forget all the jobs that are created by having social services in the first place.

      With the exception of very few, most do not live extravagant lifestyles while on welfare. And welfare isn’t as easy to get and maintain as it seems.

      The real problem was that there was no rule stopping her from more receiving fertility treatments after the first few kids while she was already on disability and not paying for the treatments.

      Now that the 14 kids are here we have to deal with it. And hopefully change the rules so shit like this doesn’t happen again.

      • EricLr

        The best thing the system could do for those kids would to to take them away from her and let them be adopted by families who aren’t batshit fucking crazy. Combine this a court-ordered forced sterilization to make the world a much better place.

      • Blech

        Or sane, hardworking people can just have their own exodus out of fucking California, and head for any other state in the country.

        Or people can revolt.

      • Blech

        My point is that no one should have to take care of others’ fucking kids.

      • Dirk Diggler

        I think they should late term abortion all those little rat’s, Before we have to waste more money feeding them in the prison system.

  11. cathy

    she is not the only one on welfare taking the money doing other things with it. it being going on for years. you people have been down on her from day one. leave her alone. the kids has a right 2 the money just like ever other child in united states.

    • Crabby Old Guy

      She has no “right” to any money taken from others and given to her. She does have the “right” to find a way to pay for herself – and her 14 kids. Being a parasite is not a “right”. Same goes for anyone who mooches off the work of others and can perform a job of some sort. Helping those in need is a worthy pursuit, especially those who simply are unable to work or provide due to some medical condition. But if she’s able to be mobile and to live an apparent “normal” life – why isn’t she working?

    • Sorry, cathy, but someone’s who’s already on disability for a bad back has no business getting fertility treatments that will result in a multiple pregnancy, that will exacerbate a disability condition that the CA taxpayer is already paying her support for. We were stuck with her medical bills for those treatments as well as for the delivery and hospitalization because she couldn’t afford to pay for them.

      Remember how she was now going to get her Master’s in her copious free time and make lots of money to support the new litter, the old litter, and herself, because she had no intention of asking anyone for help, and she’d die before she took public assistance? (Which she was actually on at the time, but because she called it something else, that meant it wasn’t. Yes.) THAT is why we’ve been ol’meanies and have been “down on her form day one”.

      If she hadn’t ripped off the system for fertility treatments in the first place, she wouldn’t have been able to have these kids, since she couldn’t get pregnant on her own with medical intervention, so to now claim she’s being unfairly martyred because she’s no different than any other American mom who needs help, means you’re just as fucking delusional as she is. And just because she’s not the only one taking money and putting it to her own wants rather than her kid’s needs doesn’t make it right – but it is a crackerjack reason to be “down on her”.

      Go buy a fucking thought process – you’re obviously not using the one you were born with. And if you actually are, my condolences.

  12. El Jefe

    This bitch should be in prison. She and her doctors.

  13. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    Is she wearing one of those Hulk Hands?

  14. EricLr

    Can someone tell me why California is still letting her collect welfare? Do they just give welfare checks to anyone who shows up and asks for them, or do they actually have some system of means testing to keep any millionaire from just showing up and saying gimme gimme gimme?

    • California has 12% of the nation’s population and 32% of the nation’s welfare cases. We’re not exactly known for our stringent controls.

  15. CranAppleSnapple

    I love the title of this article and it gave me a great LOLfest. Especially the “What?” at the end.

  16. Dick Smokehand

    So how much was this photoshoot? The new surgery?

  17. “Our company name just went viral on the Internet, but people think ‘Brazilian Blowout’ means you get your hair done along with your cooch waxed. We need to get our name out there, promote our brand!”—How Octomom got her latest free shit.

  18. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    You would think she would be putting those boobs to work for her more. I mean she has the hands of a Dracula but the boobs seem like money makers.

  19. actually, not bad looking – i have had worse – if i just met her on the street and didn’t know about the 14 whelps at home or what a train wreck her vag must be…..

    • If you’ve actually had worse than this delusional cunt, that’s not exactly something to be proud of. Maybe you should just consider claiming you’ve eaten your own shit or fucked a bunch of plague-ridden rats with open sores up the ass and call it a day, huh?

  20. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, i’m British and i won’t be celebrating the Queens Jubilee, we’ve wasted enough frigging money on the Royal Leaches over the last sixty years and more.

  21. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    Yes – another precious childhood memory for these children to cherish.

  22. vekfan

    Why the f**k is she flying the union jack? (english flag) we want f**k all to do with her!

  23. Just die you liberal democrat WHORE!

    • CranAppleSnapple

      The Republican douchelords must be thrilled to have you, sweetheart. “Irrrelevant bluster! Aaargh!” *Fists flailing wildly*. “Where was queeny when we got stuck with Palin? Darn the luck gosh golly”.

      • Probably at the Openly Racist Rabid Extremist Moronic Douchebag Cunt Annual Rally and Picnic. I hear she won the three legged race without needing a partner.

    • Durrr, she’s obviously a member of the Tea Party. Ahahaha, get it?

    • kimmykimkim

      Does anybody else feel like queen4hart hatefucks herself with a cross? Exorcist style?

  24. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I just detest this looney mess. Such a mountain of troubles she’s determinedly initiated on a planet already overloaded with ‘em.

  25. anonym

    her $500 haircut looks like a cheap Supercuts cut.

    dumb bitch doesn’t know how to spend her money.

  26. T.A.

    10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag

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  28. Blech

    Ever watch a movie with a sad ending? But you don’t feel sad at the end of it, so you just kinda wind up feeling awkward?

    This tale of ho here is precisely that movie, only this time pretty much no one will feel awkward about how it ends.

  29. She’s not looking at her kids in a single one of those pictures, even when she’s handing cupcakes to them.

    • If CPS does ever decide to take the kids, all they have to do is point a camera lens at her. She’ll be so focussed on that they could take all the kids, half the furnishings, and be five miles down the road before she even noticed.

  30. mothertheresa

    I think $520 on a haircut is a bit much but she is possibly mentally breaking down day by day. Its easy to bash someone when we’re on the outside looking in. 14 kids no breaks will break nyone down after a while. There’s no excuse for haircut vs pipes but I think we not be sympathetic but concerned for her mental and emotional welfare. I thin she’s trying to find an out of relaxation. Things can always be worse. She can be on coke or heroin spending way more than that. So lets calm down and stop throwing stones at a mother of 10. Its so easy to do that. Why do you think the Brazillian Blowout company is going to foot the bill, because the genius’ of the corp has taken this into consideration. The hair dresser that reported her is slimy in her own right because she took the money both times. If she was self righteous she would not have taken the money at all (at least not the 2nd time). Stress kills. Again no excuses and it was a bad decision on Octomoms part, Agreed!! I’m sure everyone deserves to get stones thrown at us for some of the crap we do and put people through in our personal lives. Oh yeah!!

    • I truly, honestly can’t decide which is the more entertaining: the non sequiturs like “Stress kills” strewn throughout this train wreck of an incoherent post; the handwringing plea that we should have sympathy and understanding for this selfish, delusional bitch, because the opportunistic company and the stylist are both somehow responsible for her situation because they didn’t nanny her and protect her from making her own irresponsible decisions and are just so wrongity-wrong-wrong and “slimy” for wanting to get paid for work they actually did; or the fact that “mothertheresa” can’t keep track of how many kids Octomom actually has from one sentence to the next.

      Or maybe it’s the “Agreed!” and “Oh yeah!” affirmations – nothing like a post that reads like its written by a bobblehead.

      It’s times like this that I wish Christopher Hitchens were still alive, if only to appreciate the name this extreme fuckwit is posting under.

      • mothertheresa

        Hey tough guy, lay off the steroids. I never said to be sympathetic. My point was geared towards her mental stability which is a concern. It was the right thing for the hairdresser to report it but why take the money for the 2nd appt if she really felt that way. Again, lay off the steroids. Were all entitled to our opionions in this society. I happen to be a psychologist, FYI so my opionion and concerns are coming from a “professional perspective”. Maybe the kids need to be taken out her custody, thats for dfys to decide. I am not your enemy you ignorant blogger. Continue to express your opinion as will I. I also see post about her being a whore and why did she have these many kids as 8 babies didnt come out of her the same day. We need to wake up and educate ourselves on everything. Stop throwing stones and get to the root of the issie then solve it.

        “I never said to be sympathetic” = “There’s no excuse for haircut vs pipes but I think we not be sympathetic but concerned for her mental and emotional welfare. I thin she’s trying to find an out of relaxation. Things can always be worse. She can be on coke or heroin spending way more than that. So lets calm down and stop throwing stones at a mother of 10. Its so easy to do that.”
        Also, steroids.

        “I happen to be a psychologist” – “I also “happen” to be incoherent on the internet and I know nothing whatsoever about running a business, but it sounds authoritative and no one can prove I’m not. I’m also an astronaut on the weekends.” Also, steroids.

        “My opionion and concerns are coming from a ‘professional perspective’” = “they’re totally pulled out of ‘my ass’ “.

        “you ignorant blogger” = “opionions” “thats” “”lets” opionion” “we not be sympathetic” “thin” “didnt” “genius’ of the corp” “issie” “Octomoms” “thats”.
        Also, steroids.

        “I also see post about her being a whore and why did she have these many kids as 8 babies didnt come out of her the same day.” = I actually have no fucking clue what that means. But, hey – steroids.

        “We need to wake up and educate ourselves on everything. Stop throwing stones and get to the root of the issie then solve it.” = “For the love of God, stop me before I post again. Also, steroids.”

      • That hairdresser works for a larger company. As an employee, she doesn’t have the discretion not to take the money. It’s not like she pockets it herself. But it’s clear you didn’t bother checking any facts before you typed—y’know, “educate yourself”—because yes, indeedy-doo, eight babies came out of her the same day.

        As for your correspondence-school psychology degree, I suggest you examine yourself, since your comments quickly veer from fluent English to semi-coherent pidgin, with some stops at junior high school text-speak along the way. I don’t know what that’s symptomatic of, but it’s gotta be something.

        Finally, “tough guys” don’t say “wrongity-wrong-wrong.” (Or “yes, indeedy-doo,” for that matter.) But I love how you tell justifiable to “lay off the steroids” ten seconds before you tell us all to “stop throwing stones.” It must be hard work keeping up to this level of hypocrisy.

      • TomFrank, I think she went to school for that level of training. I’m almost positive I remember “Hypocrisy 101″ as a a crucial part of my psych curriculum. It was right up there with “How To Diagnose Medical Conditions and Possible Pharmacological Abuse Over The Internet, an Overview on the Difficulties of Invoicing”.

        Also, “fluent English”? Are you on steroids?

      • It started off fluent. The first two sentences of her last post were all right.

        Y’know…I was going to ask if you had the other half of this broken locket my parents left with me at the orphanage, but you just ruined the moment.

      • But…but…when mom dropped me off at the orphanage as a mere baby, she pinned a letter to my blanket that said she had to pursue stardom in Hollywood as either Tom Cruise’s beard or Colin Farrell’s fluffer, or die trying – and enclosed in that letter was one half of a broken locket!

        P.S. Mom also said she loved me best. Sorry.

      • @mothertheresa> There’s little I can say about your stupid-ass post that justifiable didn’t already smack you down about. I would like to point out that if you were indeed a psychologist, you’d know that attempting to perform a mental status exam on someone who is not your patient, whom you have never met, and who you have absolutely no idea what her daily life is like is both unethical and pointless. So, yeah, you’re either not a psychologist or just a really bad one.

  31. puhleez

    She had this many kids so people would feel sorry for her single ass and give her attention. SHE’S A WHORE AND I FUCKING HATE HER DIE BITCH!!!!!!

  32. I weep for her children. Which one will become a serial killer first?

  33. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    In every photo like this, there’s an unexplainable ginger in the foreground saying it all with his eyes.

  34. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    Ronald-Ann Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    “whatcha thinkin’ bout?”

  35. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    Ronald-Ann Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    “OMG FOOD!”

    I’m honestly surprised they haven’t eaten each other by now. That’s some fine parenting.

  36. Panty model

    Weren’t brazilian blowouts labeled carcinogenic? Maybe this is a good thing.

  37. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    “Look into the cameras and smile first, and THEN we can all have our lumps of sugar—-eeeeeeeeeee.”

  38. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    (Sorry, she fucking reminds me of Pete Puma.)

  39. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the face of a queen bound to make tiny heads roll…

  40. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    Commented on this photo:

    What creeps me out the most is that each one of those kids looks adopted.

  41. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
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    THE KIDS LOOK SO MISERABLE!!! not one is smiling!!

  42. Janne

    I’m sure she is an Obama voter.

  43. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    cracka ass
    Commented on this photo:

    Diabetes comin’ at ya!

  44. Octomom Child Endangerment Investigation
    President Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d titty-fuck her.

  45. sarah

    What the fuck?! So If she was on crack, should the crack dealers of California get together and say “you know what, that money shes blowing on crack should really be going to her children. Let’s refund her recent crack purchases and offer her free 40s at our under the bridge location.” Jesus Christ!!

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