Octomom’s Drunk Lesbian Birthday Party

July 14th, 2011 // 91 Comments

“But ya gotta let us in! This is the Octa-Ma!”

Fresh off of presumably abandoning her kids on the plane they terrorized earlier this week, here’s Octomom celebrating her birthday last night and getting sloppy drunk with her girlfriends while eating cupcakes off each other. Also, for some reason Frenchy from Rock of Love was there which I know is going to make a bunch of people go, “Oh, so she doesn’t have money for diapers, but she can afford a hooker?” But trust me when I say her friends probably chipped in and spent all of $30. 20 if they convinced Frenchy Octomom is Angelina Jolie‘s disfigured twin which is almost impossible not to do. She probably said it first. “Oh, oui, is this Anshelina Sholie but with ze babies? I bet we have same fagina! Let’s compare!”

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    Jenny
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    They can’t be hookers. No one would pay to f**k any of them!

  2. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    Blech
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    Ew. So not fucking sexy unless one is blind.

    Even then, it’s like the stench of fishy unsexiness would give these turds away.

  3. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    Blech
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    In every photo like this, there’s a super-tanned guy in the background saying “smash it with that beer bottle” with his eyes.

  4. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    Blech
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    I seriously think that’s Octo’s girlfriend on the right. Not girlfriend like “girlFRAND”. Girlfriend-girlfriend you lick in the crotch.

    I don’t think this gal likes guys at all. I think she plays a role.

    And I think it’s disgusting.

  5. Carla V.

    Your Medi-Cal dollars at work, California.

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    Buttercup
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    She has friends?!!!

  7. Buttercup

    She has friends?! HOW? Where? When?

  8. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    yuck
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    Chick on the left is a pornstar. She was also on that VH1 Show “I Love Money.” She must be on a PR mission casting for the next season. Octoidiot shouldn’t worry, I’m pretty sure she’s a lock.

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    yuck
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    The fact that I know all that says a lot about my life.

  10. I suppose this is fine. It’s biologically impossible for her to spawn more minions in this scenario.

  11. rough/game of trolles

    :Isa-matta for me? Isa-matter for you….

  12. what are the odds that octomom and casey anthony could be sitting in the same bar when a piece of flaming space debris came hurdling down and struck both of them in the head then exploding, sending various body parts to the four corners of the earth?

  13. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Nadia…com’ere and let Larry King put a baby in you.

  14. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    Shelly Broqn
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    That woman is a pathetic excuse for a mother. Those children don’t stand a chance an deserve WAY more than this idiot. What a shame; it’s really disgusting!

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    Aud
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    How long does it take her to eat a f**king cupcake?

  16. Fandy

    Octopusses and Lesbians hmmmm , thats an eight membered slit lickin good time… and now back to the show.

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    Jackie C
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKFgqC_wy-E

    OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE?!

  18. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    WALTER
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    I LOVE FRENCHY SHE IS MY FAV REALITY STAR

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    Zyah
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    Your articles are for when it absolutely, positively, needs to be understood ovrneihgt.

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