Octomom’s Drunk Lesbian Birthday Party

July 14th, 2011 // 91 Comments

“But ya gotta let us in! This is the Octa-Ma!”

Fresh off of presumably abandoning her kids on the plane they terrorized earlier this week, here’s Octomom celebrating her birthday last night and getting sloppy drunk with her girlfriends while eating cupcakes off each other. Also, for some reason Frenchy from Rock of Love was there which I know is going to make a bunch of people go, “Oh, so she doesn’t have money for diapers, but she can afford a hooker?” But trust me when I say her friends probably chipped in and spent all of $30. 20 if they convinced Frenchy Octomom is Angelina Jolie‘s disfigured twin which is almost impossible not to do. She probably said it first. “Oh, oui, is this Anshelina Sholie but with ze babies? I bet we have same fagina! Let’s compare!”

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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    Jessie
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    nightmares for the rest of my life

  2. rican

    It’s a forward time warp, and that’s JWOW and Deena.

  3. cc

    Holy shit they are homely.

  4. PoorMaryKelly

    I guess another night chained to door knobs and cabinets won’t bother those 14 kids at home. A cardboard cutout of Brad Pitt makes a great babysitter.

  5. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    Jill_Ess
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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  6. Then later they gave her a ukelele and she sang “Tiptoe Through the Tulips.”

  7. I officially sign up and this is what I get? I want my money back!

  8. Grand Dragon

    I’m really not looking forward to being mugged/carjacked by one or more of her horde of neglected offspring one day.

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    maeby
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    Oh thank god they aren’t making it. It looked like it for a sec. mmmmm cupcakes

  10. cc

    No wonder ‘The Most Interesting Man in the World’ dumped Michelle Rodriguez…she looks like shit.

  11. although she looks like 40. her excuse is she had 14 kids in two pregnancies.Now i want to know Lindsay Lohan’s excuse.

    • Jovy

      By CHOICE. And I feel no pity for this she dog. The stomach I would excuse, but the face?? Since when does popping out a litter make your face look like that? I bet her children have nightmares about her too…”Aaaah Mommy I had another bad dream :(” “What was it about sweetheart?” “Your face again..”

  12. Deacon Jones

    lmao….

    That Frenchy chick makes Shauna Sands look like Jennifer Aniston.

    A little too slutty for my taste even (tugs at collar)

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    Viking burger flipper
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    meth is a helluva drug

  14. So, they invited the paps in to watch them . . . do nothing . . . while the kids spend another night being watched by Uncle Television? Meh. Could be worse; she could be home with them.

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    Wikipeteia
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    Dangerously close to an upskirt where we’d see the Larger Hadron Collider.

  16. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    miguelito
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    Seriously, why does she look green?

  17. my anus is ROUGH from all the ROUGH BUTT SEX

    taint

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    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait… you’re WHO??”

  19. Octomom Nadya Suleman Lesbian Birthday Party
    Jenny
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    No wonder she’s got so many freakin’ kids! NuvaRings aren’t supposed to be worn as jewelry.

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    Macma
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    Thought hair was lip mic

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    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s HOW BIG???”

  22. The Pope of Cleveland

    Hey, who got Russell Brand and Khloe Kardashian together?

  23. America

    And just think, you have to get up and go to work tomorrow and she doesn’t.

    • Ed

      I was just about to say “If anyone deserves a night off it’s her” but now . . . I just want to start fires.

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    nm9dream
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    I’d hate to see what her orgasm face looks like.

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    nm9dream
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s whispering, “I can fit you in my ‘giner. Your entire body, in my ‘giner.”

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    Samantha
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    holy god! the kardashians look terrrrrrrible!!

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    nm9dream
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    That’s a mighty, beefy (veiny) hock right there.

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    nm9dream
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    Seriously. Sister’s lips are creepy as fuck.

  29. I like the measuring ring around her neck. If you read the inscription on it, it says, “your cock must fit this ring to be able to have sex with me.”

  30. gary the skinhead

    they look real shit, who the fuk are they, im a limey

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    TomFrank
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    “It’s the black Kia Sportage with the 14 kids inside it.”

  32. adolf hitler

    looks like chloe. just smaller. more italian.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    You know that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High where Phoebe Cates uses a carrot to teach Jennifer Jason Leigh how to blow a guy? Apparently, lesbians teach with cupcakes.

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    bernard
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    I’m melting…….

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    TomFrank
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    So many wannabes in L.A. The guy on the left wants to be Jack Nicholson. And on the right, Jim Belushi wants to be a star.

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    TomFrank
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    So that’s how she makes a living. The House of Blues is buying her children’s finger paintings.

  37. butt juice

    Kim K & Kourtney: Welcome to your Future, bitches.

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    Any Guy
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    i think her plastic surgeon was a veterinarian by trade.

  39. The Critical Crassness

    She wanted to party with some guys but there weren’t any stupid enough to come within a thousand yards of “The Babymaker” for fear of fathering the next addition to her brood by merely being in proximity to her.

  40. thekeith

    “She left her concealer with her birth control”

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    Jessica
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    Four ugly, dirty hookers + Booze = super strain of gonorrhea.

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    Ashley
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    Well, at least it’s an effective way to avoid pregnancy again.

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    Brooke
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    At home a box of cupcakes would have a feeding frenzy-type piranha effect, so I can see why being the only one to suckle frosting off your own thumb would be a once-a-year event.

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    Brooke
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    “Yeah, I rented out my uterus to this one for a while. Second cheapest studio in town. She still owes me for last April.”

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    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wwer…. Wait…. *hicc* Wadder ya mean this ain’t Angerleena?”

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    abbbby
    Commented on this photo:

    If she looks like this in pictures that are Photoshop-able, just imagine the Holy Grail. It’s burning your face off.

  47. Nobody

    Why does she *always* look like she has no idea what shampoo is or how a hairbrush works?

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    Bob Loblaw
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    The fat one should probably eat less cupcakes.

  49. Elice

    Is everyone in Los Angeles really a moron or an imbecile like these people?

  50. the captain

    get to know her in person & she will bring free misery to your entire family, folks!!

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