“But ya gotta let us in! This is the Octa-Ma!”
Fresh off of presumably abandoning her kids on the plane they terrorized earlier this week, here’s Octomom celebrating her birthday last night and getting sloppy drunk with her girlfriends while eating cupcakes off each other. Also, for some reason Frenchy from Rock of Love was there which I know is going to make a bunch of people go, “Oh, so she doesn’t have money for diapers, but she can afford a hooker?” But trust me when I say her friends probably chipped in and spent all of $30. 20 if they convinced Frenchy Octomom is Angelina Jolie‘s disfigured twin which is almost impossible not to do. She probably said it first. “Oh, oui, is this Anshelina Sholie but with ze babies? I bet we have same fagina! Let’s compare!”
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
nightmares for the rest of my life
It’s a forward time warp, and that’s JWOW and Deena.
hahaha
Holy shit they are homely.
I guess another night chained to door knobs and cabinets won’t bother those 14 kids at home. A cardboard cutout of Brad Pitt makes a great babysitter.
yea, once you have kids you should never leave your home until they are 18. give me a break!
She has been on every show that will have her stating that she has no money. I guess they’re just babysitting themselves.
Um, nooo. It’s once you have kids, you should stop behaving like you’re fifteen.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Then later they gave her a ukelele and she sang “Tiptoe Through the Tulips.”
HugoZ: You are so right with your observation. God she has morphed into Tiny Tim. Good call!
Tiny Tim isn’t as freaky as Octomom…
I noticed as well Octomom does look like Tiny Tim.
I officially sign up and this is what I get? I want my money back!
I’m really not looking forward to being mugged/carjacked by one or more of her horde of neglected offspring one day.
Oh thank god they aren’t making it. It looked like it for a sec. mmmmm cupcakes
No wonder ‘The Most Interesting Man in the World’ dumped Michelle Rodriguez…she looks like shit.
although she looks like 40. her excuse is she had 14 kids in two pregnancies.Now i want to know Lindsay Lohan’s excuse.
By CHOICE. And I feel no pity for this she dog. The stomach I would excuse, but the face?? Since when does popping out a litter make your face look like that? I bet her children have nightmares about her too…”Aaaah Mommy I had another bad dream :(” “What was it about sweetheart?” “Your face again..”
lmao….
That Frenchy chick makes Shauna Sands look like Jennifer Aniston.
A little too slutty for my taste even (tugs at collar)
meth is a helluva drug
So, they invited the paps in to watch them . . . do nothing . . . while the kids spend another night being watched by Uncle Television? Meh. Could be worse; she could be home with them.
Dangerously close to an upskirt where we’d see the Larger Hadron Collider.
Seriously, why does she look green?
taint
“Wait… you’re WHO??”
No wonder she’s got so many freakin’ kids! NuvaRings aren’t supposed to be worn as jewelry.
Thought hair was lip mic
“It’s HOW BIG???”
Hey, who got Russell Brand and Khloe Kardashian together?
Lol, I was thiking a short john goodman in a blue dress is sexier than the one in the red dress. :P
Damn! You beat me to it! I totally thought that was Khloe Kardashian…
And just think, you have to get up and go to work tomorrow and she doesn’t.
I was just about to say “If anyone deserves a night off it’s her” but now . . . I just want to start fires.
I’d hate to see what her orgasm face looks like.
She’s whispering, “I can fit you in my ‘giner. Your entire body, in my ‘giner.”
LOL!
holy god! the kardashians look terrrrrrrible!!
Zing!
That’s a mighty, beefy (veiny) hock right there.
Seriously. Sister’s lips are creepy as fuck.
I like the measuring ring around her neck. If you read the inscription on it, it says, “your cock must fit this ring to be able to have sex with me.”
Well in her defense, anything smaller would be like poking a twig into a tunnel.
Like tossing a pickle in a cave.
Throwing a wiener into a hotel lobby ? lol
they look real shit, who the fuk are they, im a limey
“It’s the black Kia Sportage with the 14 kids inside it.”
looks like chloe. just smaller. more italian.
Italian? Try Middle Eastern.
You know that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High where Phoebe Cates uses a carrot to teach Jennifer Jason Leigh how to blow a guy? Apparently, lesbians teach with cupcakes.
I’m melting…….
So many wannabes in L.A. The guy on the left wants to be Jack Nicholson. And on the right, Jim Belushi wants to be a star.
So that’s how she makes a living. The House of Blues is buying her children’s finger paintings.
Kim K & Kourtney: Welcome to your Future, bitches.
i think her plastic surgeon was a veterinarian by trade.
She wanted to party with some guys but there weren’t any stupid enough to come within a thousand yards of “The Babymaker” for fear of fathering the next addition to her brood by merely being in proximity to her.
“She left her concealer with her birth control”
Four ugly, dirty hookers + Booze = super strain of gonorrhea.
Well, at least it’s an effective way to avoid pregnancy again.
At home a box of cupcakes would have a feeding frenzy-type piranha effect, so I can see why being the only one to suckle frosting off your own thumb would be a once-a-year event.
“Yeah, I rented out my uterus to this one for a while. Second cheapest studio in town. She still owes me for last April.”
“Wwer…. Wait…. *hicc* Wadder ya mean this ain’t Angerleena?”
If she looks like this in pictures that are Photoshop-able, just imagine the Holy Grail. It’s burning your face off.
Why does she *always* look like she has no idea what shampoo is or how a hairbrush works?
The fat one should probably eat less cupcakes.
Is everyone in Los Angeles really a moron or an imbecile like these people?
Yes.
How did she find a babysitter for 14 kids?
get to know her in person & she will bring free misery to your entire family, folks!!